selenophile
@neeshdageek.bsky.social
musky ruined my favorite app so here i am.
this was one of the funniest things to happen to that app
2010s Twitter with the fake quote tweets?!?!?!
It was ALL bad.
It was ALL bad.
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this was one of the funniest things to happen to that app
yes
We should tariff podcast equipment by 200%
March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
yes
oooooo
March 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
oooooo
it’s very weird to me that companies will dead wait until you’re getting other offers to pay you what you deserve
March 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it’s very weird to me that companies will dead wait until you’re getting other offers to pay you what you deserve
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We need to bully Fox News viewers more.
March 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We need to bully Fox News viewers more.
it’s currently fuck Shannon Sharpe too. between amber and andrew, katt was 100% right when he said he has an unnatural allegiance to losers.
still relevant, I see
it will ALWAYS be FUCK Andrew Schulz
March 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it’s currently fuck Shannon Sharpe too. between amber and andrew, katt was 100% right when he said he has an unnatural allegiance to losers.
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Potatoes are so important to me
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Potatoes are so important to me
and ppl tell me i drink like an old white man. tuh.
A gin&tonic w/ lime or a French 75 hates to see me coming lmao
March 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
and ppl tell me i drink like an old white man. tuh.
i’m actually really weak at the way i got this wrong, if this ain’t dyslexic as fuck.
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i’m actually really weak at the way i got this wrong, if this ain’t dyslexic as fuck.
it’s so great.
#ElonMusk f**ked around and now he’s finding out…
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
it’s so great.
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i used to love this video 😭😭 they was in the crib just doing stuff omgg
March 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i used to love this video 😭😭 they was in the crib just doing stuff omgg
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Me at HR if in find out you jackin off at work
March 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me at HR if in find out you jackin off at work
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I know a man whose rocket blew up *checks notes *
LAST WEEK… not talking
I KNOW that’s not what’s happening!
LAST WEEK… not talking
I KNOW that’s not what’s happening!
We should compare Social Security, which has never missed a payment since its inception, to Tesla's stock price.
March 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know a man whose rocket blew up *checks notes *
LAST WEEK… not talking
I KNOW that’s not what’s happening!
LAST WEEK… not talking
I KNOW that’s not what’s happening!
same adults that are *checks notes* VACCINATED
Ain’t no way grown ass adults are confused as to why vaccines are necessary, I outta kick the shit outta george bush’s achilles 😐😐
a close up of a cat 's face with a serious look on its face
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a serious look on its face
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
same adults that are *checks notes* VACCINATED
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Folks…PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR HEAD IN THR SAND ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE!
Take the steps to protect your finances.
You can move your assets to more conservative vehicles or on to the sideline altogether.
You do not have to just watch your portfolio values erode by an admin destroying the economy.
Take the steps to protect your finances.
You can move your assets to more conservative vehicles or on to the sideline altogether.
You do not have to just watch your portfolio values erode by an admin destroying the economy.
March 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Folks…PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR HEAD IN THR SAND ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE!
Take the steps to protect your finances.
You can move your assets to more conservative vehicles or on to the sideline altogether.
You do not have to just watch your portfolio values erode by an admin destroying the economy.
Take the steps to protect your finances.
You can move your assets to more conservative vehicles or on to the sideline altogether.
You do not have to just watch your portfolio values erode by an admin destroying the economy.
online banks charging atm fees <<<<
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
online banks charging atm fees <<<<
i really pick the worst times to “have to” finish a book. i shoulda been sleep 2 hours ago.
March 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i really pick the worst times to “have to” finish a book. i shoulda been sleep 2 hours ago.
she’s smart for this.
My girl has “bibliophile” in her dating app profile and a dude told her he thought that meant she memorized the Bible.
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
she’s smart for this.
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“OH LAWD NOT EARL!!!!! NOBODY CALLED AND TOLD ME NOTHIN!!!!!!”
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“OH LAWD NOT EARL!!!!! NOBODY CALLED AND TOLD ME NOTHIN!!!!!!”
but like, i don’t want to have to suffer too 😩😩😩
It’s needed. Far too many Americans believe we are some all powerful self-sustaining country that doesn’t depend on global alliances to function. I hope we feel every consequence of giving power to an unqualified idiot.
That same Canadian politician said he'd stop sending electricity to the US full-stop if Trump kept playing games after this 25% hike. He got his foot up on the gas and on our ass, but somebody gotta do it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
but like, i don’t want to have to suffer too 😩😩😩
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If Musk and his Technoboyz can't stop a cyber attack at X, maybe they shouldn't have access to our Social Security? Just brainstorming.
March 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If Musk and his Technoboyz can't stop a cyber attack at X, maybe they shouldn't have access to our Social Security? Just brainstorming.
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that mf never exhale fuck i’ve never seen a bad bodied bitch worse than this. would’ve got his ass deep fried at the lunch table
Nigga built like he amphibious. I know his house smell like a turtle tank.
March 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
that mf never exhale fuck i’ve never seen a bad bodied bitch worse than this. would’ve got his ass deep fried at the lunch table
i’m from the greatest city in the world so it wouldn’t even be possible to.
everyone dislikes their hometown?
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i’m from the greatest city in the world so it wouldn’t even be possible to.
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Bluesky rolling out 3 minute video on the same day as the X outage
March 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bluesky rolling out 3 minute video on the same day as the X outage
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This is probably one of the craziest shit to experience every month… cause the moment it clicks it’s like oh yeah 😭😂
I was tryna figure out why I’ve been wanting to spazz on everyone and not talk to anyone at the same time and I go to the bathroom and 🙃
March 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is probably one of the craziest shit to experience every month… cause the moment it clicks it’s like oh yeah 😭😂