Needles
@needles.bsky.social
Ugh, there's a light drizzle outside. I can't walk the quarter of a block down to the gym in this
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ugh, there's a light drizzle outside. I can't walk the quarter of a block down to the gym in this
Reposted by Needles
This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Asking the gas station guy if they sell Pop Tart loosies or do I have to buy a whole box
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Asking the gas station guy if they sell Pop Tart loosies or do I have to buy a whole box
Tampa Bay comes out of this by the skin of its teeth with gas station deli Cubanos
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tampa Bay comes out of this by the skin of its teeth with gas station deli Cubanos
I’m going to go ahead and say it. Nothing interesting ever happens anymore
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I’m going to go ahead and say it. Nothing interesting ever happens anymore
SPOILER: At the end of the Running Man remake, everyone has to go back and repeat the 3rd grade
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
SPOILER: At the end of the Running Man remake, everyone has to go back and repeat the 3rd grade
Yes, every aspect of American life is controlled by a cabal of fascist pedophiles. But it’s a small price to pay to ensure our dumbest billionaires never pay any taxes
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes, every aspect of American life is controlled by a cabal of fascist pedophiles. But it’s a small price to pay to ensure our dumbest billionaires never pay any taxes
Big day for all the Gitche Gumee heads
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Big day for all the Gitche Gumee heads
The wealthiest man to ever exist is also the most pathetic. I'm not smart enough to know what that means but it must mean something.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The wealthiest man to ever exist is also the most pathetic. I'm not smart enough to know what that means but it must mean something.
Look, when it's 4th and Goal and your down by 1 with 3 seconds left on the clock, you gotta take a knee there. It's the only play with a predictable and known outcome.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Look, when it's 4th and Goal and your down by 1 with 3 seconds left on the clock, you gotta take a knee there. It's the only play with a predictable and known outcome.
There has never been a group of people more allergic to winning
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There has never been a group of people more allergic to winning
GOP is finally eating shit so naturally the Democrats jump to the rescue
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
GOP is finally eating shit so naturally the Democrats jump to the rescue
The DMV put stink lines on my drivers license photo again
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The DMV put stink lines on my drivers license photo again
It’s crazy how good lying down on a couch is during the middle of the day
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s crazy how good lying down on a couch is during the middle of the day
Singles Day is coming up so be sure to get your Totem Pole early to beat the rush
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Singles Day is coming up so be sure to get your Totem Pole early to beat the rush
He who controls the vibes controls the future
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He who controls the vibes controls the future
It's OK for me to tell a baby I don't like them if I don't like them
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's OK for me to tell a baby I don't like them if I don't like them
If some hack cartoonist does one of those "waiting in line at the Gates of Heaven" cartoons for Dick Cheney, I want him "accidentally" shooting St. Peter in the face
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If some hack cartoonist does one of those "waiting in line at the Gates of Heaven" cartoons for Dick Cheney, I want him "accidentally" shooting St. Peter in the face
I see this and I think, “This is the kind of game only a squid would like”
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I see this and I think, “This is the kind of game only a squid would like”
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me “Do you work here?” I wouldn’t have to work here
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me “Do you work here?” I wouldn’t have to work here
As a fat person I guess I should be pleased that cargo jeans are coming back
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
As a fat person I guess I should be pleased that cargo jeans are coming back
Were you aware that some Americans are having thoughts, desires, and needs that don't fully support your bottom line?
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Were you aware that some Americans are having thoughts, desires, and needs that don't fully support your bottom line?
Going as the zombie with the huge hog from 28 Years Later for Halloween, but with a difference you'll probably notice
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Going as the zombie with the huge hog from 28 Years Later for Halloween, but with a difference you'll probably notice