Needles
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Singles Day is coming up so be sure to get your Totem Pole early to beat the rush
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Singles Day is coming up so be sure to get your Totem Pole early to beat the rush
They must have a really good haunted house this year
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They must have a really good haunted house this year
Every time I see this I get annoyed. I spend 2 hours a day at the gym and I'm still a fat sack of shit. Bruce Lee was doing 3 sets of exercises called "Please-and-Thank Yous" at 80 pounds and he ended up Bruce Lee
October 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every time I see this I get annoyed. I spend 2 hours a day at the gym and I'm still a fat sack of shit. Bruce Lee was doing 3 sets of exercises called "Please-and-Thank Yous" at 80 pounds and he ended up Bruce Lee
AOHO MOOON?
NOOOW OHOV?
NOOOW OHOV?
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
AOHO MOOON?
NOOOW OHOV?
NOOOW OHOV?
Hot damn they’re selling the gaijin killer at the minor league baseball game
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hot damn they’re selling the gaijin killer at the minor league baseball game
Can we get some more likes and follows for my plane please?
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can we get some more likes and follows for my plane please?
Now is the time for me to let a guy shit on my carpet
September 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Now is the time for me to let a guy shit on my carpet
If this bag is not a toy, then my son is going to have a pretty sad birthday
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If this bag is not a toy, then my son is going to have a pretty sad birthday
Would like a Devil Rays one of these but a guy hitting a swastika into a double play to end the inning doesn't have the same impact
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Would like a Devil Rays one of these but a guy hitting a swastika into a double play to end the inning doesn't have the same impact
My neighbor has christened his Chevrolet Malibu the Orphan Maker
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My neighbor has christened his Chevrolet Malibu the Orphan Maker
This is the election from V for Vendetta
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is the election from V for Vendetta
America’s #1 chocolate chip granola bar, and that’s nothing to you?! Do you know how many people died for this, how many people were killed? You think you don’t have blood on YOUR hands? This isn’t a game, this is how it works, and you better start respecting that.
September 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
America’s #1 chocolate chip granola bar, and that’s nothing to you?! Do you know how many people died for this, how many people were killed? You think you don’t have blood on YOUR hands? This isn’t a game, this is how it works, and you better start respecting that.
The part of the movie where the comet is hours from impact
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The part of the movie where the comet is hours from impact
Along with his dictator selfies on DC buildings, Trump should have a few fun ones put up as well, like this one here
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Along with his dictator selfies on DC buildings, Trump should have a few fun ones put up as well, like this one here
Mr. President our cities our out of control! I was just at the grocery store in The Big City and took this video of a very rude teenager threatening this poor old woman! He cut in line and yelled right in her face! We need the National Guard here now!
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Mr. President our cities our out of control! I was just at the grocery store in The Big City and took this video of a very rude teenager threatening this poor old woman! He cut in line and yelled right in her face! We need the National Guard here now!
We give this claim five Pinocchios
August 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We give this claim five Pinocchios
OK, so he gets to do it, but I’m still banned from Panera. Does that make sense?
August 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
OK, so he gets to do it, but I’m still banned from Panera. Does that make sense?
This is Dr. T from “Dr. T & the Women”
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is Dr. T from “Dr. T & the Women”
New post from Colonel Anthony Pratt, the Largest Individually Owned American.
He’s bought 5,000 jobs at $1m a piece. Great job!
He’s bought 5,000 jobs at $1m a piece. Great job!
August 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
New post from Colonel Anthony Pratt, the Largest Individually Owned American.
He’s bought 5,000 jobs at $1m a piece. Great job!
He’s bought 5,000 jobs at $1m a piece. Great job!
Local Man Seeks Gainful Employment
August 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Local Man Seeks Gainful Employment
If you have a number like this on your fire alarm, this is a counter of how many nude pictures of you the secret camera inside has taken
August 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you have a number like this on your fire alarm, this is a counter of how many nude pictures of you the secret camera inside has taken
The biggest red flag they had was when he started killing hikers
August 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The biggest red flag they had was when he started killing hikers