Paul Kelly
nedkelly56.bsky.social
Paul Kelly
@nedkelly56.bsky.social
I'm a daft arl bastard & it doesn't take much to get me going tbh.

Step forward Andy Robertson for the latest episode. 😢😢

I'm sure there's a draught in here.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Reposted by Paul Kelly
That was a fucking great watch. Congratulations Scotland
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Robbo though .
Tears about Jota
Humour about Kenny

What a bloke.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just think while the English 🛎🔚s are singing 'ten German bombers' while waiting to play Cape Verde in downtown Gaudalajara the Scots will be having one almighty f'kin ceilidh in Nashville & thinking who the fucks bothered about the match.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Refs got money on Denmark......and he's fkin lost it
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pull that fucker out.
Oh and I'm not scottish btw
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Denmark manager...
'We've read the Arsenal time wasting manual'
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The ref will do his best to disallow this.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Robbo thinks he's Stig Bjorneybe walloping it into the crowd from the left.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fifa have told this ref in the Scotland game who they'd like to go through.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That's a pen against Robertson that only Michael Oliver would have give.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Kelly Dalglish there...
'This match might decide whether you want to watch football again or not'
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If and I mean IF you are a football club with any ambition & are not scared of any player no matter how insignificant looking off the pitch but all over the place on it then......

Why would you have sold Scott Mctominnay ?
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Lee Dixon on Saka missing an open goal with Bowen being 5 yards away.

'It looked like they got in each others way'

🛎🔚
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Paul Kelly
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is Henderson the first Brentford player to captain England ?
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This Schlindler fella on the darts pulling his darts to the right or left.
It's like he's got a list...
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Shambolic
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Newcastle technical area.
When winning vs When losing.
He soon makes himself scarce.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Semenyo
I'll reiterate my post from approx 2 weeks back where I pointed out that I've stopped him in his tracks just by putting him in my fantasy team.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How about this for 3 gigs in a row.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just found my old ticket book in the back of the wardrobe.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just had a threatening email from the Royal Albert Hall.
They've told me Lulu is appearing there & tickets are on sale.

I've emailed back thanking them for the warning.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Keown on Arsenal corners...
'You know it's the drama of waiting to see what's coming'

Or Time wasting as its also known as.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM