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“How to Talk Minnesotan” is intended to be comedic but I recommend it for every autistic transplant, because no one will explain any of this to you, they’ll just get mad at you and you won’t know why. This outright just tells you the unspoken rules and everything makes so much more sense after that
This is light-hearted and doesn't touch on cases of fuckaroundits, but maybe it'll spark joy. Mid 90s local PBS.
youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0
youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0
How To Talk Minnesotan | Full Length Film
YouTube video by Twin Cities PBS
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“How to Talk Minnesotan” is intended to be comedic but I recommend it for every autistic transplant, because no one will explain any of this to you, they’ll just get mad at you and you won’t know why. This outright just tells you the unspoken rules and everything makes so much more sense after that
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they should make perfume and cologne that smells like rubber
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
they should make perfume and cologne that smells like rubber
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January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
mcdonnys chicken nuggets are churus for people
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The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
the world is my oyster and the bar is my living room
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the world is my oyster and the bar is my living room
my pussy got a bib gourmand
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
my pussy got a bib gourmand
im accepting some really low rate jobs for jan/feb and i am not thrilled abt it!
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
im accepting some really low rate jobs for jan/feb and i am not thrilled abt it!
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Took a few days off from asks, but currently standing at 375/600. If anyone can continue to help, I'd appreciate it. Do not overextend yourself though. Thank you
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Took a few days off from asks, but currently standing at 375/600. If anyone can continue to help, I'd appreciate it. Do not overextend yourself though. Thank you
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ICE Is amassing dozens of vehicles in Burlington, MA in anticipation of a surge in New England. Given new reporting by @marisakabas.bsky.social, this could be used in Lewiston, Maine to go after the Somali community there. It's a 2 hour straight shot on I-95 between Burlington, MA and Lewiston.
Decided to come see the fleet of new ICE vehicles for myself, and found a robust protest at the ICE field office in Burlington.
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
ICE Is amassing dozens of vehicles in Burlington, MA in anticipation of a surge in New England. Given new reporting by @marisakabas.bsky.social, this could be used in Lewiston, Maine to go after the Somali community there. It's a 2 hour straight shot on I-95 between Burlington, MA and Lewiston.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
pluribus is mad good
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reframed: i have sooooo much time for silly little shoots
reframed: i have sooooo much time for silly little shoots
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
bad: i have no work
reframed: i have sooooo much time for silly little shoots
reframed: i have sooooo much time for silly little shoots
one of my longtime mutuals is getting into a band that i worked with for a date on their first US tour and that show really stuck with me. emotional rn
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
one of my longtime mutuals is getting into a band that i worked with for a date on their first US tour and that show really stuck with me. emotional rn
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
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pleasure yachts imply the existence of a pain yacht
September 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
pleasure yachts imply the existence of a pain yacht
maybe i do demolition now???
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
maybe i do demolition now???
i am extremely cute today :3
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i am extremely cute today :3
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your feed has been blessed by the 3rd rail anti-icing work train. RT if you too are anti-ice
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
your feed has been blessed by the 3rd rail anti-icing work train. RT if you too are anti-ice
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marriage is a mutualistic partnership which evolved to hide cum from god in the one place he wouldn't dare look
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
marriage is a mutualistic partnership which evolved to hide cum from god in the one place he wouldn't dare look
some poppers just smell more eviler than others
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
some poppers just smell more eviler than others
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January 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
softer, worser, slower, weaker
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January 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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trying to think positively and imagining a future where kristi noem lives in abject fear
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
trying to think positively and imagining a future where kristi noem lives in abject fear
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
turned into a seeing movies guy all of a sudden
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
turned into a seeing movies guy all of a sudden