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kieran
@necrotheque.bsky.social
is your name honey? because i wish you'd nut in my cheerios
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hi im kieran
🖤 they/them
💜 25+
🖤 big mean dyke
💜 ames beaulieu on primal
🖤 don't involve me in ship discourse i don't care
💜 #1 fia elden ring apologist
🖤 ♏️🔆 ♋️🌙 ♐️⬆️ ♑️♀️
"it's abuse to have snow dogs in a warm climate" final boss
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i know why every season of bridgerton they make the non-bridgerton love interests not white but at some point it kind of just makes them seem like the interracial marriage final boss
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Having to eat a restrictive diet really gets you fucked up. Like why am I scooping up cottage cheese with bread right now
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Heed my words.
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.

And I have never known defeat.
#eldenring #malenia
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Munchausen by proxy
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
the reason the south shuts down every time there's snow is cos instead of doing anything to de-ice the roads whoever is in charge of that in our local government shrugs and goes "sun'll git it"
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Hrothgar make tubby custard
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i accomplished so many ffxiv tasks today
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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OF THEIR AETHER
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
every time i go back to island sanctuary to get hicordials and reset the stuff for the next time i get hicordials in 6 months i have to take a minute to look at what i named my guys
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
you can call yourself queer if you want but whenever people say they call themselves queer as a political statement a la stonewall era.. baby we lost "queer" the second the queer eye remake dropped on netflix. if you still want to make cishet people uncomfortable you gotta call yourself a faggot
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ah yes. Swarladin
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i wish hector videos had clips. i miss mizzteq so bad
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Why is my sister going out in her car with an inch of ice on the ground bro
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Anyway every day I wake up and wish I was dead every night I have nightmares about the same 3 things and they're things that are real it's amazing that I haven't killed myself yet but I think it's just because I'm too lazy to clean up a little before I end my shit
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I thought about lrt the entire time I was doing fru
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I opened ao3 for the first time in over a year and the first thing that looked even remotely good is written entirely in first person. Why
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 AM
i just watched this whole ass show just for them to put the stupidest fucking twist in the last 15 minutes what the hell
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The only thing better about keyfobs over normal keys imo is your car automatically unlocking when you pull on the handle even though its a horrible safety feature
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Recipe blogs should include an advanced mode you can select where instead of scrolling thru an entire play by play of the recipe it just tells you the cook temp/time and the ingredients in the order they are meant to be used with optional addendums for irregularities
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The doctor i go to wants you to do check-ins for appointments on your phone now which is fine except if they're running behind and I'm sat in the waiting room for a while the receptionist will be like "🤨 do you have an appointment"
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM