Neb
@nebbymcnebulous.bsky.social
I hope all you fuckers who say ‘oh I love Autumn and Winter’ are happy with yourself!
*gestures at the weather outside*
*gestures at the weather outside*
November 22, 2024 at 9:36 AM
I hope all you fuckers who say ‘oh I love Autumn and Winter’ are happy with yourself!
*gestures at the weather outside*
*gestures at the weather outside*
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The grass is greener, the sky is bluer
November 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The grass is greener, the sky is bluer
Sup Bluesky people 😀
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Sup Bluesky people 😀
What’s wrong babe?
You haven’t touched your Christmas Pot Noodle with multi-tool attachment? 🎄
You haven’t touched your Christmas Pot Noodle with multi-tool attachment? 🎄
December 19, 2023 at 4:16 PM
What’s wrong babe?
You haven’t touched your Christmas Pot Noodle with multi-tool attachment? 🎄
You haven’t touched your Christmas Pot Noodle with multi-tool attachment? 🎄
When your boss asks if you want to work an extra shift…
December 8, 2023 at 1:10 AM
When your boss asks if you want to work an extra shift…
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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's already cut the power, and blocked the phone signal. He has a big sack, a stocking soaked with chloroform and a roll of duct tape.
There is no escape.
Santa Claus is coming for you, Merry Christmas.
There is no escape.
Santa Claus is coming for you, Merry Christmas.
December 6, 2023 at 9:11 AM
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's already cut the power, and blocked the phone signal. He has a big sack, a stocking soaked with chloroform and a roll of duct tape.
There is no escape.
Santa Claus is coming for you, Merry Christmas.
There is no escape.
Santa Claus is coming for you, Merry Christmas.
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There isn't much point getting dressed really
December 1, 2023 at 8:35 AM
There isn't much point getting dressed really
Me when I see all the toast crumbs in the butter!? 🤬
December 6, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Me when I see all the toast crumbs in the butter!? 🤬
Who called it a toilet and not a dumping ground?
November 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Who called it a toilet and not a dumping ground?
“My daughter once sucked me off through a glory hole in Amsterdam”
October 25, 2023 at 2:12 PM
“My daughter once sucked me off through a glory hole in Amsterdam”
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Can we normalise shutting the fuck up in the morning?
October 6, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Can we normalise shutting the fuck up in the morning?
Let autocorrect finish this sentence
“I would really love to….”
“I would really love to….”
October 6, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Let autocorrect finish this sentence
“I would really love to….”
“I would really love to….”
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Only three more sleeps until Christmas for all the insomniacs out there.
September 29, 2023 at 7:18 AM
Only three more sleeps until Christmas for all the insomniacs out there.
Just fuck off with your supposedly ‘inspirational’ quotes
September 29, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Just fuck off with your supposedly ‘inspirational’ quotes
Mary Magdalene: “Oh god!!”
Jesus: “How many times to I have to ask you? Can you please stop mentioning my Dad during sex”
Jesus: “How many times to I have to ask you? Can you please stop mentioning my Dad during sex”
September 20, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Mary Magdalene: “Oh god!!”
Jesus: “How many times to I have to ask you? Can you please stop mentioning my Dad during sex”
Jesus: “How many times to I have to ask you? Can you please stop mentioning my Dad during sex”
Miriam Margolyes must be protected at all costs
September 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Miriam Margolyes must be protected at all costs
I now identify as a hedgehog, and will therefore be entering hibernation until summer is back 🌧️ 😫
September 12, 2023 at 6:28 AM
I now identify as a hedgehog, and will therefore be entering hibernation until summer is back 🌧️ 😫
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If a tree had tits, would they be called chestnuts?
September 10, 2023 at 10:52 AM
If a tree had tits, would they be called chestnuts?
If I were Prime Minister:
- Halloween would be banned until October 1st
- Christmas would be banned until December 1st
- Valentines Day would be banned until February 1st
- Easter would be banned until March 1st
🤬
- Halloween would be banned until October 1st
- Christmas would be banned until December 1st
- Valentines Day would be banned until February 1st
- Easter would be banned until March 1st
🤬
September 10, 2023 at 12:18 PM
If I were Prime Minister:
- Halloween would be banned until October 1st
- Christmas would be banned until December 1st
- Valentines Day would be banned until February 1st
- Easter would be banned until March 1st
🤬
- Halloween would be banned until October 1st
- Christmas would be banned until December 1st
- Valentines Day would be banned until February 1st
- Easter would be banned until March 1st
🤬