Unmehlievable
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Your password is not sexy enough, please try again
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your password is not sexy enough, please try again
You're fooling no-one, April
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You're fooling no-one, April
For April Fool's this year, I'm just gonna continue believing I'll fit into old clothes again
April 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
For April Fool's this year, I'm just gonna continue believing I'll fit into old clothes again
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You’re almost as terrible as me, let’s make out.
March 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
You’re almost as terrible as me, let’s make out.
I can't stop booking trips overseas.
I'm a compulsive flier
I'm a compulsive flier
March 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I can't stop booking trips overseas.
I'm a compulsive flier
I'm a compulsive flier
Pop fact
Morrissey's Dad was the founder of UK supermarket, Morrisons
Morrissey's Dad was the founder of UK supermarket, Morrisons
March 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Pop fact
Morrissey's Dad was the founder of UK supermarket, Morrisons
Morrissey's Dad was the founder of UK supermarket, Morrisons
Saw a group of fans eager for Rick Astley's autograph. They weren't giving up. He signed everything. He doesn't let people down
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Saw a group of fans eager for Rick Astley's autograph. They weren't giving up. He signed everything. He doesn't let people down
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Taking someone’s panties off with your teeth is a lot harder when they’re denim.
March 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Taking someone’s panties off with your teeth is a lot harder when they’re denim.
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Launch me into the sun like one of your French girls.
March 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Launch me into the sun like one of your French girls.
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Sorry the grammar was wrong in my Latin tweet, but I barely speak English, cut me some slack.
March 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Sorry the grammar was wrong in my Latin tweet, but I barely speak English, cut me some slack.
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My sparkling personality brings the babes home, my macaroni and cheese filled water bed keeps em coming back.
March 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My sparkling personality brings the babes home, my macaroni and cheese filled water bed keeps em coming back.
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I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, thinking about how I wish this was over so I could go home and eat pizza.
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, thinking about how I wish this was over so I could go home and eat pizza.
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“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
September 4, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
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I'm on a need to know basis with reality right now and hoo boy I don't need to know a fucking thing.
March 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm on a need to know basis with reality right now and hoo boy I don't need to know a fucking thing.
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Sorry for the way I am when I'm conscious
March 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sorry for the way I am when I'm conscious
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Size of sighs on a seismic scale.
March 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Size of sighs on a seismic scale.
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Just because I'm behaving like a mature adult doesn't mean I don't want to turn into an octopus and bitch slap the shit out of you with all eight of my big floppy tentacles.
March 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just because I'm behaving like a mature adult doesn't mean I don't want to turn into an octopus and bitch slap the shit out of you with all eight of my big floppy tentacles.
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I yearn for the early days of social media when all we did was debunk spirit photography and lounge around in the parlour, sipping on laudanum whilst slowly dying of consumption.
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I yearn for the early days of social media when all we did was debunk spirit photography and lounge around in the parlour, sipping on laudanum whilst slowly dying of consumption.
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A group of shoppers should be called a maul.
March 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A group of shoppers should be called a maul.
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I'm working on an Agatha Christie inspired murder mystery called Who Left an Empty Pizza box in the Fridge?
March 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm working on an Agatha Christie inspired murder mystery called Who Left an Empty Pizza box in the Fridge?
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Don't forget to pack an extra lunch for your existential dread today.
March 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Don't forget to pack an extra lunch for your existential dread today.
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How Kate Bush could sing AND run up that hill at the same time is fucking beyond me.
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How Kate Bush could sing AND run up that hill at the same time is fucking beyond me.
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Behind every great man there's a hormonal woman just itching to try the Vulcan nerve pinch.
March 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Behind every great man there's a hormonal woman just itching to try the Vulcan nerve pinch.