North Campus Turkey
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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.
The fact that I actually plunked down for a full year of FanDuel has me wondering if I should start making targeted political cotributions.
Main Street-DAZN deal reportedly dead, Fubo rumored as new bidder as NBA, NHL prepare for mid-season shutdown
A deal between Main Street Sports Group and DAZN is reportedly dead, with Fubo rumored as a new, albeit still uncertain, bidder.
awfulannouncing.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The fact that I actually plunked down for a full year of FanDuel has me wondering if I should start making targeted political cotributions.
Trying something different to help me keep track of a New Year's resolution.
One book down.
One book down.
Tales of a First-Round Nothing: My Life as an NHL Footn…
Terry Ryan was poised to take the hockey world by storm…
www.goodreads.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Trying something different to help me keep track of a New Year's resolution.
One book down.
One book down.
I wonder how much dovetailing is going on with this, Tarik Skubal's future in Detroit or lack thereof, and the news that Jason Bennetti is on NBC's shortlist for national broadcasts.
Also, reminder that the Red Wings & Tigers share a media deal, if Main Street/FanDuel craters, it affects the Wings.
Also, reminder that the Red Wings & Tigers share a media deal, if Main Street/FanDuel craters, it affects the Wings.
Next season’s television income for nine MLB teams — close to one-third of the league — is up in the air.
FanDuel is trying to renegotiate its payments and teams could wind up with less money than they expected, or with a new broadcast partner, or both.
FanDuel is trying to renegotiate its payments and teams could wind up with less money than they expected, or with a new broadcast partner, or both.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I wonder how much dovetailing is going on with this, Tarik Skubal's future in Detroit or lack thereof, and the news that Jason Bennetti is on NBC's shortlist for national broadcasts.
Also, reminder that the Red Wings & Tigers share a media deal, if Main Street/FanDuel craters, it affects the Wings.
Also, reminder that the Red Wings & Tigers share a media deal, if Main Street/FanDuel craters, it affects the Wings.
(Quietly whispers)
Lions Offensive Coordinator Mike McDaniel...
Lions Offensive Coordinator Mike McDaniel...
NEWS: The Lions are parting ways with OC Johnny Morton, per source.
After coming in to replace Ben Johnson, Detroit moves on after just one season from the veteran assistant.
After coming in to replace Ben Johnson, Detroit moves on after just one season from the veteran assistant.
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
(Quietly whispers)
Lions Offensive Coordinator Mike McDaniel...
Lions Offensive Coordinator Mike McDaniel...
The Good Place. Nice concept to start a series with, nice swerve, well wrapped up.
Not the best meal you've ever eaten in your life, but a good main course with a nice dessert.
Not the best meal you've ever eaten in your life, but a good main course with a nice dessert.
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The Good Place. Nice concept to start a series with, nice swerve, well wrapped up.
Not the best meal you've ever eaten in your life, but a good main course with a nice dessert.
Not the best meal you've ever eaten in your life, but a good main course with a nice dessert.
H.P. Lovecraft would fit right in on modern-day Twitter.
That's not a compliment.
That's not a compliment.
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
H.P. Lovecraft would fit right in on modern-day Twitter.
That's not a compliment.
That's not a compliment.
Apparently ownership found out that he bought Lamar and a couple other players a cheeseburger and refused to produce receipts when asked.
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Apparently ownership found out that he bought Lamar and a couple other players a cheeseburger and refused to produce receipts when asked.
The left side of Ottawa's PP unit has been hot hot trash tonight. Can't connect on a one‐timer, can barely accept a pass. They've left at least four scoring chances on the board simply because they can't do the basics.
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The left side of Ottawa's PP unit has been hot hot trash tonight. Can't connect on a one‐timer, can barely accept a pass. They've left at least four scoring chances on the board simply because they can't do the basics.
Mickey Redmond is having a straight up existential crisis.
"This game's never gonna end."
"Good thing nobody's on a curfew around here."
"This game's never gonna end."
"Good thing nobody's on a curfew around here."
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Mickey Redmond is having a straight up existential crisis.
"This game's never gonna end."
"Good thing nobody's on a curfew around here."
"This game's never gonna end."
"Good thing nobody's on a curfew around here."
That should probably stay no goal, there wasn't much contact but...if it's 1999 and that's a red wings jersey #96 in the crease, it's not goal...
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
That should probably stay no goal, there wasn't much contact but...if it's 1999 and that's a red wings jersey #96 in the crease, it's not goal...
Just like you draw it up
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just like you draw it up
I enjoy Lions games more than Wings games, lately. In Lions games, the refs find a way to penalize Detroit. In Wings games, Detroit seeks out penalties and forces the refs to call them. Its a ying - yang thing.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I enjoy Lions games more than Wings games, lately. In Lions games, the refs find a way to penalize Detroit. In Wings games, Detroit seeks out penalties and forces the refs to call them. Its a ying - yang thing.
Skating the Rideau Canal is freaking amazing. 12/10, would go back to do it again.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Skating the Rideau Canal is freaking amazing. 12/10, would go back to do it again.
Ottawa yanks the starter between periods. Go ahead and hammer that panic button why dont ya?
(Unless the starter got hurt.)
(Unless the starter got hurt.)
a cat is sitting on a couch playing with a toy
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch playing with a toy
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ottawa yanks the starter between periods. Go ahead and hammer that panic button why dont ya?
(Unless the starter got hurt.)
(Unless the starter got hurt.)
Gannon has a high bar to clear as fired Cardinals HC. Kliff Kingsbury bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and pubically told teams not to bother calling his agent.
Betting window is open:
+450 - Becomes a Hot Yoga instructor
+875 ‐ Calls Aaron Rodgers and asks him if he "REALLY wants to party."
Betting window is open:
+450 - Becomes a Hot Yoga instructor
+875 ‐ Calls Aaron Rodgers and asks him if he "REALLY wants to party."
Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon has been fired, a league source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Gannon has a high bar to clear as fired Cardinals HC. Kliff Kingsbury bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and pubically told teams not to bother calling his agent.
Betting window is open:
+450 - Becomes a Hot Yoga instructor
+875 ‐ Calls Aaron Rodgers and asks him if he "REALLY wants to party."
Betting window is open:
+450 - Becomes a Hot Yoga instructor
+875 ‐ Calls Aaron Rodgers and asks him if he "REALLY wants to party."
(Giggling uncontrollably at the thought of the 2029 press conference introducing new Liberty University head coach Ben Johnson.)
Johnson rips Bears' offense after loss to Lions
Bears coach Ben Johnson wasn't happy with his team's offense in a 19-16 loss to the Lions while QB Caleb Williams admitted Chicago came out "flat."
www.espn.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
(Giggling uncontrollably at the thought of the 2029 press conference introducing new Liberty University head coach Ben Johnson.)
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Brady: "it's gonna be hard for teams to come into Soldier Field and beat the Bears."
Bears: lose at home to a Lions team with 0 healthy offensive lineman, 14th string cornerbacks, and a pair of guys who were hired from FasTemps and briefly told what a NFL Safety is ten minutes before kickoff.
Bears: lose at home to a Lions team with 0 healthy offensive lineman, 14th string cornerbacks, and a pair of guys who were hired from FasTemps and briefly told what a NFL Safety is ten minutes before kickoff.
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Brady: "it's gonna be hard for teams to come into Soldier Field and beat the Bears."
Bears: lose at home to a Lions team with 0 healthy offensive lineman, 14th string cornerbacks, and a pair of guys who were hired from FasTemps and briefly told what a NFL Safety is ten minutes before kickoff.
Bears: lose at home to a Lions team with 0 healthy offensive lineman, 14th string cornerbacks, and a pair of guys who were hired from FasTemps and briefly told what a NFL Safety is ten minutes before kickoff.
With a win over the Bears, the Lions have finished over .500 for 4 or more years in a row for the 3rd time in their history.
The last time was 1951-54.
Before that the Lions finished over. 500 from the years 1931-1939
The last time was 1951-54.
Before that the Lions finished over. 500 from the years 1931-1939
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
With a win over the Bears, the Lions have finished over .500 for 4 or more years in a row for the 3rd time in their history.
The last time was 1951-54.
Before that the Lions finished over. 500 from the years 1931-1939
The last time was 1951-54.
Before that the Lions finished over. 500 from the years 1931-1939
I double dog dare these refs not to call that grounding...
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I double dog dare these refs not to call that grounding...
A horseshit interpretation of a rule affects the Lions.
Someone fetch me my fainting couch... (eyeroll)
Someone fetch me my fainting couch... (eyeroll)
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A horseshit interpretation of a rule affects the Lions.
Someone fetch me my fainting couch... (eyeroll)
Someone fetch me my fainting couch... (eyeroll)
Gretzky out here looking like he just got back from a Thanksgiving walk with his cousins... #WinterClassic
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Gretzky out here looking like he just got back from a Thanksgiving walk with his cousins... #WinterClassic
I am 83% certain NHL marketing had to be convinced not to have Gretzky waterski during a bit for the Winter Classic.
"Wait...what if we have him jump something? I'm sure we could spitball something for him...wait wait...hear me out...I'm thinking maybe Jaws themed? Yeah? Who's with me?"
"Wait...what if we have him jump something? I'm sure we could spitball something for him...wait wait...hear me out...I'm thinking maybe Jaws themed? Yeah? Who's with me?"
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I am 83% certain NHL marketing had to be convinced not to have Gretzky waterski during a bit for the Winter Classic.
"Wait...what if we have him jump something? I'm sure we could spitball something for him...wait wait...hear me out...I'm thinking maybe Jaws themed? Yeah? Who's with me?"
"Wait...what if we have him jump something? I'm sure we could spitball something for him...wait wait...hear me out...I'm thinking maybe Jaws themed? Yeah? Who's with me?"
An incredibly generic country...ish artist named "Role Model" is the music equivalent of "Landman" and "Sheriff Country." This isnt real, right?
Thus guy embodies the Family Guy Teen choice awards gif.
Thus guy embodies the Family Guy Teen choice awards gif.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
An incredibly generic country...ish artist named "Role Model" is the music equivalent of "Landman" and "Sheriff Country." This isnt real, right?
Thus guy embodies the Family Guy Teen choice awards gif.
Thus guy embodies the Family Guy Teen choice awards gif.
The Winter Classic is giving off youth hockey tournament vibes. I think it's the random photographers scattered around the glass. They look like hockey dads that are too cool for the stands.
"Which one's yours?"
"13, Panarin. If he breaks another stick I swear to god we arent going to B Dubs."
"Which one's yours?"
"13, Panarin. If he breaks another stick I swear to god we arent going to B Dubs."
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The Winter Classic is giving off youth hockey tournament vibes. I think it's the random photographers scattered around the glass. They look like hockey dads that are too cool for the stands.
"Which one's yours?"
"13, Panarin. If he breaks another stick I swear to god we arent going to B Dubs."
"Which one's yours?"
"13, Panarin. If he breaks another stick I swear to god we arent going to B Dubs."