Nats
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Nats
@nattio.bsky.social
I worked here in the Summer of 1990!
The weather was awful.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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A TALE OF TWO CITIES

HARD ❌

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness... etc.

EASY ✅

It was lit, it was shit
February 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Anagrams in a list (is alarming Satan)

Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)
January 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Clickbaity book titles:

5. Fifty Mind-blowing Shades of Grey (No. 7 is EPIC)
4. Nobody Can Figure Out Where Wally Is, and It’s Driving Them CRAZY
3. What Got Oliver in Such a Twist?
2. Every Single Year of Solitude, Definitively Ranked
1. You Simply Won’t Believe How Hungry This Caterpillar Is...
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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I’m not one for conspiracy theories but I do actually believe that David Bowie was holding the world together.

(Photo credit Gavin Evans)
December 12, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Margaret Macdonald, The White Rose and the Red Rose, 1902, decorated panel by the Glasgow School artist
December 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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UK textile artist Rachel Wright, machine embroidered on calico with various fabrics
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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"God spoke today in flowers..."
Ingrid Goff-Maidoff

#poem #poems #poetry
December 12, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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I love this nonsense. A spectacular talent.
Need sound on.
December 7, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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This picture I made will bring you joy (you have my word)...
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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I was once in a tribute band called Fleetwood PC. We weren't as good as Fleetwood Mac, but we were way cheaper.
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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felt coot, might delete later
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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I was once in an Elbow tribute band that were so good, people couldn't tell the difference between us and the original. We were called Arse.
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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These are great.

Our town council has ones called Grit Astley (Never Gonna Slip You Up), and Sleetwood Mac.
As snow and ice is coming, here’s a list of my ten favourite gritter names…

10. David Plowie
9. Nicole Saltslinger
8. Creedence Clear-Road Survival
7. Spreddie Mercury
6. I Want to Break Freeze
5. We Will Rock(salt) You
4. Super Spreader
3. Thaw and Order
2. Gritter Thunberg
1. Snow-be-gone Kenobi
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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My girls, adopted from foster care, arrived with few possessions, apart from a box of books they'd each been given by @Booktrust. These books, read together, became our first shared memories. Spread the joy of reading by donating this Christmas:
www.booktrust.org.uk/xmas
November 20, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Victoria Derbyshire nails Jeremy Clarkson over his Inheritance Tax scam.

Hilarious to watch him squirm.
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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I have been suffering from depression and my extraordinary husband just sent me the attached and you should follow him, he is a remarkable man, as courageous as he is insightful, as strong as he is empathetic, and brilliant all the time: @bendavison.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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It would be so great if you could RT my Etsy shop in the twoots below/above. My🌲 jewellery orders usually make up a significant part of my income at this time of yr but the X exodus has meant I’ve only received 1 order-pretty scary income-wise. A small boost would help so much. Thankyou🌿
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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Word of the Day is a true favourite, as some of you will know.

Apricity (17th century) is the warmth of the sun on a winter’s day.
November 17, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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RT (RS?) and follow us and we'll pull one of you a week out of the hat to win a copy of our smash hit book that lays out the ineffable reasons why we say ‘Birmingham: it’s not shit’ and then effs them.
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM