#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
HARD ❌
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness... etc.
EASY ✅
It was lit, it was shit
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)
Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)
5. Fifty Mind-blowing Shades of Grey (No. 7 is EPIC)
4. Nobody Can Figure Out Where Wally Is, and It’s Driving Them CRAZY
3. What Got Oliver in Such a Twist?
2. Every Single Year of Solitude, Definitively Ranked
1. You Simply Won’t Believe How Hungry This Caterpillar Is...
5. Fifty Mind-blowing Shades of Grey (No. 7 is EPIC)
4. Nobody Can Figure Out Where Wally Is, and It’s Driving Them CRAZY
3. What Got Oliver in Such a Twist?
2. Every Single Year of Solitude, Definitively Ranked
1. You Simply Won’t Believe How Hungry This Caterpillar Is...
(Photo credit Gavin Evans)
(Photo credit Gavin Evans)
Our town council has ones called Grit Astley (Never Gonna Slip You Up), and Sleetwood Mac.
10. David Plowie
9. Nicole Saltslinger
8. Creedence Clear-Road Survival
7. Spreddie Mercury
6. I Want to Break Freeze
5. We Will Rock(salt) You
4. Super Spreader
3. Thaw and Order
2. Gritter Thunberg
1. Snow-be-gone Kenobi
Our town council has ones called Grit Astley (Never Gonna Slip You Up), and Sleetwood Mac.
www.booktrust.org.uk/xmas
www.booktrust.org.uk/xmas
Hilarious to watch him squirm.
Hilarious to watch him squirm.
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
Apricity (17th century) is the warmth of the sun on a winter’s day.
Apricity (17th century) is the warmth of the sun on a winter’s day.