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Geek. Current resident of a bizarre reality. He/him. Forever and always a Buzz Lightyear stan. Weirdo. #ActuallyAutistic. Wikipedia Editor. Shameless Boston fan. Give Us A Free Palestine Already, C'mon.
I really have been eating good as a Batman fan this past month and a half, haven't I.
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I really have been eating good as a Batman fan this past month and a half, haven't I.
It's like poetry, they rhyme.
January 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
It's like poetry, they rhyme.
Oh hell yeah, I know THIS one was intentional
RIP Adam West and Kevin Conroy
RIP Adam West and Kevin Conroy
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Oh hell yeah, I know THIS one was intentional
RIP Adam West and Kevin Conroy
RIP Adam West and Kevin Conroy
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January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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<Has a tiny mustache
<Dapper suit and tie
<Is complaining about people under his employ unionizing
That's Walt fucking Disney
<Dapper suit and tie
<Is complaining about people under his employ unionizing
That's Walt fucking Disney
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
<Has a tiny mustache
<Dapper suit and tie
<Is complaining about people under his employ unionizing
That's Walt fucking Disney
<Dapper suit and tie
<Is complaining about people under his employ unionizing
That's Walt fucking Disney
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.
My Top 3:
-They 100% filmed a good Rise of Skywalker with Kylo as the villain only to go back and enshitify it in reshoots with Palpatine and the "you're a palpatine" crap
-There are multiple versions of the Flash movie because WB couldn't make up their goddamn minds
-Elon is in the Files
-They 100% filmed a good Rise of Skywalker with Kylo as the villain only to go back and enshitify it in reshoots with Palpatine and the "you're a palpatine" crap
-There are multiple versions of the Flash movie because WB couldn't make up their goddamn minds
-Elon is in the Files
"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
My Top 3:
-They 100% filmed a good Rise of Skywalker with Kylo as the villain only to go back and enshitify it in reshoots with Palpatine and the "you're a palpatine" crap
-There are multiple versions of the Flash movie because WB couldn't make up their goddamn minds
-Elon is in the Files
-They 100% filmed a good Rise of Skywalker with Kylo as the villain only to go back and enshitify it in reshoots with Palpatine and the "you're a palpatine" crap
-There are multiple versions of the Flash movie because WB couldn't make up their goddamn minds
-Elon is in the Files
Four Favorite Characters of 2025
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Four Favorite Characters of 2025
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would be my all-time favorite Star Wars movie, this would be a trilogy, this would be a hit and raking in the b-b-b-bucks, and I'd actually be really excited for this.
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would be my all-time favorite Star Wars movie, this would be a trilogy, this would be a hit and raking in the b-b-b-bucks, and I'd actually be really excited for this.
Happy 5 years since I first watched this
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Happy 5 years since I first watched this
My brother in Zeus it has a Cyclops in it and they go down to the Underworld at one point, plus the crew have to weather a storm on sea because of the main character accidentally saying it looks better than how Poseidon usually does it.
Ever since the first look at Matt Damon as Odysseus was revealed, Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey has faced questions about its historical accuracy. Now, the debut of its trailer has reinvigorated that debate. https://t.co/ww4vRRxNfY
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
My brother in Zeus it has a Cyclops in it and they go down to the Underworld at one point, plus the crew have to weather a storm on sea because of the main character accidentally saying it looks better than how Poseidon usually does it.
Having now learned what happened from the replies to this skeet, I can confidently state that gamers continue to be a fucking skurge against humanity on the internet in the 21st century.
She was questioning why you were giving a fictional dog boobs you pathetic dinguses.
She was questioning why you were giving a fictional dog boobs you pathetic dinguses.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Having now learned what happened from the replies to this skeet, I can confidently state that gamers continue to be a fucking skurge against humanity on the internet in the 21st century.
She was questioning why you were giving a fictional dog boobs you pathetic dinguses.
She was questioning why you were giving a fictional dog boobs you pathetic dinguses.
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this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
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YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR CONFIRMING THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THIS!!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR CONFIRMING THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THIS!!!!!!
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Watching yet another trans woman with a platform getting dogpiled for an innocuous post is enraging. The attacks on Parker Molloy are absurd. It's like clockwork that this keeps happening.
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Watching yet another trans woman with a platform getting dogpiled for an innocuous post is enraging. The attacks on Parker Molloy are absurd. It's like clockwork that this keeps happening.
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They won't even use the term transgender regarding their coverage in this statement, they use the term gender identity.
I think the Times might be making a shift towards an editorial stance that pathologizes trans people.
I think the Times might be making a shift towards an editorial stance that pathologizes trans people.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
They won't even use the term transgender regarding their coverage in this statement, they use the term gender identity.
I think the Times might be making a shift towards an editorial stance that pathologizes trans people.
I think the Times might be making a shift towards an editorial stance that pathologizes trans people.
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I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
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Incredibly disappointing how frequently I see trans women chased off the internet for literally nothing and makes me wonder why in god's name I'm voluntarily putting myself at risk
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Incredibly disappointing how frequently I see trans women chased off the internet for literally nothing and makes me wonder why in god's name I'm voluntarily putting myself at risk
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Yup, laughing again at this
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Yup, laughing again at this
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Stephen Miller, if allowed to guide US policy, will start World War 3.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Stephen Miller, if allowed to guide US policy, will start World War 3.
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Stephen Miller is describing an unhinged, imperialistic US foreign policy where the Trump Admin inflicts its will on the world with zero regard for international law or the sovereignty of other nations.
It’s the kind of worldview that leads to world wars. It’s dangerous & wrong.
It’s the kind of worldview that leads to world wars. It’s dangerous & wrong.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Stephen Miller is describing an unhinged, imperialistic US foreign policy where the Trump Admin inflicts its will on the world with zero regard for international law or the sovereignty of other nations.
It’s the kind of worldview that leads to world wars. It’s dangerous & wrong.
It’s the kind of worldview that leads to world wars. It’s dangerous & wrong.
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So looks like the White House got what they wanted -- Stephen Miller on CNN.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
So looks like the White House got what they wanted -- Stephen Miller on CNN.