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i make a fool of myself on camera.
doing more dark souls 3 bow only, come watch if you want to.

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November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I asked my son why his backpack was so heavy. "What do you have in here, rocks?"

Yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i'm still playing dark souls III, still only using a bow, still struggling, come watch if you want to.

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November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Me on my way into work
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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You heard me
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I randomized Dark Souls, this'll probably go poorly, come watch if you want.

twitch.tv/napalmteees
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
31 in 31 2025 was a success this year. My only real goal was to watch the entirety of the Halloween franchise. Nothing offensively bad except Halloween 6. Had a lot of fun doing it this year.

Now we're in November, time to go back to my normal habits of watching horror movies daily. Wait.
31 in 31 2025
31 Horror movies watched in October 2025
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November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
31 in 31 2025 #31 - Halloween Ends (2022) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Halloween Ends (2022)
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November 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
31 in 31 2025 #30 - Deathgasm (2015) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★★ review of Deathgasm (2015)
An absolutely absurd tribute to metal and Evil Dead.  Goofy, nasty, and just a delight.  Great cast, great effects, great sense of humor.  I don't have much to say negative about it, and just give my ...
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November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
31 in 31 2025 #29 - The Ring (2002) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★★ review of The Ring (2002)
Haven't put this on since I first saw it in high school.  Holds up remarkably well.  While I still have a pretty vivid memory of the scares and twists, they still felt good and effective. Things that ...
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October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
31 in 31 2025 #28 - Halloween Kills (2021) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Halloween Kills (2021)
It's fine.  Story is uninteresting, with kind of a fun premise that just turns into an excuse for an absurdly high body count.  The body count is fun to tally up, with a lot of really gnarly kills, bu...
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October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
31 in 31 2025 #27 - The Night House (2020) ⭐️⭐⭐⭐⭐
A ★★★★★ review of The Night House (2020)
Incredible. A film that dug deep under my skin and made me tense the entire time. Chock full of the Vibes I Crave™️, and an absolutely oppressive sense of dread. The story is engaging and the mystery ...
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October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
31 in 31 2025 #26 - Werewolves Within (2021)⭐⭐⭐⭐
A ★★★★ review of Werewolves Within (2021)
Fun time. Incredible, stacked cast, solid laughs, and a gorgeous looking film top to bottom. The mystery is pretty straightforward and fairly easy to guess where it'll end up, but boy, does it do some...
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October 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
31 in 31 2025 #25 - Sinister (2012)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★ review of Sinister (2012)
I watched this movie a decade ago, and maybe I was in the wrong headspace at the time, but I hated it. This movie is great.  A solid cast, a neat story, some gorgeous cinematography, and a sound and s...
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October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
31 in 31 2025 #24 - Halloween II (2009)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★ review of Halloween II (2009)
Legitimately impressed with the leap in quality of this.   Leagues better in storytelling and character writing from the first one.  We get quite a bit more depth out of Laurie, something that was woe...
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October 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
31 in 31 2025 #23 - Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
It's nonsensical, awfully acted, and pretty poorly shot and edited.   But boy does it have heart.  It has a shocking amount of charm, with its stilted action and plywood sets.  There are people genuin...
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October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
31 in 31 2025 #22 - Halloween (2007) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Halloween (2007)
Went in with subterranean expectations and came out relatively positive. Slickly shot and pretty exciting throughout, coupled with some awful (both written and just in general) characters.  There is n...
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October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
8pm PST join me and three guys who are way funnier than me as we talk over Plan 9 from Outer Space live on the internet.

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October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
31 in 31 2025 #21 - Black Phone 2 (2025) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★ review of Black Phone 2 (2025)
Very happy with how this turned out.  Wildly different in tone and execution from the first film, while still hitting a lot of what I wanted out of a sequel. While more fantastical, it all felt ground...
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October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
31 in 31 2025 #20 - Crawl (2019) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★ review of Crawl (2019)
Very solid, tense, gorgeous movie.  The two leads are amazing, the CG is pretty solid, and the storm is absolutely stunning. All said and done it's exactly what you would expect, but it delivers what ...
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October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
31 in 31 2025 #19 - Halloween (2018) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★ review of Halloween (2018)
What a good time! A gorgeous legacy sequel that makes good on most of its promises.  Great return to the classic stingers and themes from the first one.  Lots of really fun intruder-esque shots.  Real...
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October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
31 in 31 2025 #18 - Halloween: Resurrection (2002) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
The VH1ification of Halloween is honestly alright.  Goofy characters, absolutely outlandish scenarios, and just an overall feeling of fun.  It certainly doesn't make for a good Halloween movie, but it...
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October 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
31 in 31 2025 #17 - Good Boy (2025) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★★★ review of Good Boy (2025)
Holy shit what a film.  An impressive feat to even come together into anything cohesive, but to have it hit as hard as it does? Goddamn. Indy is incredible, I love him and he is perfect. Some absolute...
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October 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
31 in 31 2025 #16 - Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A ★★★ review of Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
I watched this one about 20 years ago, knowing nothing about the Halloween mythos, I had relatively positive feelings toward it.  I think this rewatch, especially front loading the first six prior, I ...
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October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
25 in 25 #15 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (Theatrical cut) (1995) ⭐️
A ★ review of Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
(Theatrical cut) That certainly wasn't what I wanted out of Halloween. Ugly, nonsensical, and takes itself way too seriously.  Not enough Pleasance to go around, and characters that you just fucking h...
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October 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM