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i make a fool of myself on camera.
I asked my son why his backpack was so heavy. "What do you have in here, rocks?"

Yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
8pm PST join me and three guys who are way funnier than me as we talk over Plan 9 from Outer Space live on the internet.

twitch.tv/napalmtrees

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October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
31 in 31 2025 #6 - Halloween II (1981) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I truly appreciate a lot of what this movie has; breakneck pacing, fun, stupid kills, and a very solid sense of dread.

boxd.it/biWmol
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Jumpscare on my browser.1
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
31 in 31 2025 #5 - Spree(2020) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

All in all, a very solid time, as long as you can look past the filmmakers trying to convince you their satire is deeper than a shallow poke at Internet culture.

boxd.it/bi8Un7
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
31 in 31 2025 #4 - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN(2025)

Probably the first installment where every segment was very strong, including the wraparound.  Tonally a little all over the place, but that's par for the course.

boxd.it/bg5SNN
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
31 in 31 2025 #3 - The Conjuring: Last Rites(2025)

This was fine. The Conjuring deserves a better final film but also the Warrens definitely do not.

boxd.it/bfvYlt
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
31 in 31 2025 #2 - The Rule of Jenny Pen(2024)

This is a fantastic feelbad time, covered in a thick blanket of the vibes I crave.  Absolutely worth your time.

boxd.it/bfvGud
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
31 in 31 2025 #1 - Halloween(1978)

I spent all these years thinking when people would spoof this movie, they were exaggerating with how the killer is everywhere all the time.

boxd.it/beWfkZ
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
For my Dark Souls pals. #darksouls
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was cutting things out for creative uses and figured I'd share this one on here for the small population that was also petrified of this as a kid.
September 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hate it here.
August 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When you got a wrong answer, the moon would shake its head no and play a really ominous song and it scared the absolute shit out of me.
August 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
#LetterboxdFriday horror bangers.
August 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#letterboxdfriday three out of the four in theaters this week.
August 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Shout out to the twink with the
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
May 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
May 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Witnessing this beautiful roast in realtime.

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May 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thanks 7-Eleven delivery for the two hotdog buns I didn't order.
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Retaking a computer science class and this was the first error the compiler caught.
March 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What that mouth do do do do do, mama shark?
March 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL.
March 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM