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🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
He/They/It, opossum, 21, mostly gay artist with an unstable sense of self, banner made with neonflames.

You can call me AL, or Alley.

🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞

You can find my stuff on FA too!
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Alley the opossum!

I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!

mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
Character redraw!!!
This is Sage Birchwood, originally from Maine but trainhopped to PA after being kicked out at 16 by his adoptive parents for how he presented, and being gay. He found a small place in the woods with some abandoned shipping containers where he set up a sort of home
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I have drawn belly art of Paisley, sorry if older anthro fellas aren't your thing!

How many burgers could I fit in this man,,

CW for: belching, stuffing, belly growth.

Gassier alt in thread below
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
When I start doing well and feeling good I start to get very very scared, I started exercising again, a part of me believes any attempt at bettering myself will be met with a tragic event, I feel cursed.

It's when you let your guard down, something seems to happen.
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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average toplane experience
January 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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fucked up off that strangeweed. That weirdbud
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Enjoying the view?
🎨: @cedarott.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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CW for: belly inflation, gas/leaking, penis.
August 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The image I did for hitting 150 followers on FA, 150 burgers. important enough I think to be one of the things I post here.

(Sorry if someone followed me not knowing what kind of dirty art I actually did genuinely, should I clarify in bio or no?)

CW for: stuffing, exhibitionism(?) and a gas alt.
October 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
This is Paisley Sartor, he's an elderly possum [102], and a magical seamster and tailor, he sews runes into clothes when he fixes them, also enchanting them.

He's sort of meant to be a better version of a rat wizard I drew a while ago, since that one was kinda rushed.
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I just tried some vanilla flavored eggnog, it genuinely just tastes like someone let a tub of icecream melt and poured it in a carton

Not complaining I could drink a gallon of this shit
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Please keep calling your reps to demand they oppose KOSA and other internet censorship bills!
It appears that some members of the Democratic Party are supporting KOSA.

The act purports to be about protecting children, but it could weaponize Trump's FTC to target LGBTQ+ content on the internet.

Evan Greer writes for EITM in this latest op-ed.

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Op-Ed: With KOSA, Elizabeth Warren is Betraying the Trans Youth She Claims to Protect
Evan Greer writes for EITM: "KOSA’s re-emergence comes during a moment of existential crisis for the Democratic party."
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January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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he'd do anything for a naked chick pic. its actually a little concerning
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Stupid ass fish is pushing himself too far, I imagine he does this a lot.
Who keeps letting him into the factory?

CW for: inflation, visible penis.
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
As one always is

It's been a while since I posted some of my edgy vent bullshit! content warning for some blood
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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HEY WASHINGTON FURRIES

WANT TO GIVE FURAFFINITY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO?

WANT TO SHOW ID FOR FUCKING *BLUESKY*???

CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS I SWEAR TO GOD

HB 2112 WILL FUCK YOU UP

app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112

app.leg.wa.gov/memberemail/
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Marking as suggestive for mention of kinks and preferences in this image

Anyway here's some more Marfolk tattoos which have meanings, these can range from kinks, identity, preferences and even hobbies and trades.
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Plague cultist yaoi 2

This lore sketch from a while back again but I semi-colored it! I didnt really bother going all out for this but I did want it atleast to have color.

Some lore on plague cultist romance.

There's alt text for the text picture if needed.
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY

MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE

DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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repost if you are STRANGE and OFF-PUTTING
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Being a fishman would be so fucking epic imagine the things that would be common knowledge to you, things about the ocean humans dont know as second nature, imagine exploring the abyss, imagine the unknown being familiar, the ruins of ships.

Also seducing sailors too hehehe men sex gay men hot ga
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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still struggling, i know a lot of people are.

if possible, could you toss me and my partner a few bucks our way or spread the word?
we been scraping just to survive and haven't been eating super well
once again needing money for groceries...

thinking of making adopts to sell cause damn me and my partner are hungry. donations always open, but i wanna feel like i'm earning money

my Ko-Fi if you're ok with/can afford donating
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January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM