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n04vice.bsky.social
🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
He/They/It, opossum, 21, mostly gay artist with an unstable sense of self, banner made with neonflames.

You can call me AL, or Alley.

🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞

You can find my stuff on FA too!
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Alley the opossum!

I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!

mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wait how long has this microsoft ai malware shit been going on is that why my fuckin laptops battery died so fast???

How much does malware affect your battery??
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Nut as much as you god damn please November
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This is Anxel Buskin Willard, 26, short and anxious opossum fella, he has a variety of physical and mental conditions, he really likes steamboats, and he owns several miniature models of steamboats.

He was raised in rural Alabama before moving to Gloombrooke [fictional town in PA] with his brother.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Uggggghhh I feel like shittt im still getting really tired on and off

I exercised like two days in a row when does my brain become fixed and when do my muscles adjust this better be worth it

Bbbgbgbghjhthrhrhjfbfbdhdbd

Mostly joking I know it takes longer but still aaaaaaaaaa
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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GAY SCIENTISTS!!!!

Old men kissing!!!

happy valentins
February 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fish characters are literally so cute and underrated I love them so much scaly squishy husband very moisturized scaly husband squishy fishy YES
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I feel bad reposting depressing or anxiety inducing stuff, but it's also stuff I find important

Seeing doom and gloom instantly sucks the energy and will to do anything out of me and im sorry for anyone else whose mood is that shaky I get it and im sorry ):
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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They're de-banking people for kink content online now

They'll come for you and your interests next - there's already been movement against vtubers in general, and games like Corpse Party are having their western releases canned over concerns about this stuff

Get loud before it's too late
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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killing indiscriminately works up one hell of an appetite, apparently
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Im going to try and start exercising again, I lost 50 pounds in 3 months last time, so my only obstacle is myself here

I wanna focus on leg and shoulder exercises for a feminine more frame
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They can make fun itself illegal for all I care I'm not gonna start drinking

I think I may actually avoid alcohol altogether to be spiteful
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Does anyone know wth has been going on with FA today????
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ive been growing a bit sick of xbox for a while and im hesitantly optimistic about the steam machine, its looking pretty good

So many indie games, dont have to pay just to play with my fuckin friends
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Im yawning excessively like I cant get enough air and I really dont like it and its bugging me a lot
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Concept for Slag where he's all cleaned up none of those green cysts, no skin inflammation, much less of a plague rat.

He's still bloated tho his mutant gut bacteria can't be fixed, nor the bulging eye.

CW for: bloated character.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Holy fuck holy fucking shit is he gonna eat all that??? What the fuck that's fucked up man i can't believe this what a greedy bastard.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Im having a sub-optimal night
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Do you use legal hemp products? CBD? Hemp derived THC?

Well, they’re about to be illegal… maybe call your house representative and let them know how you feel about that.

(202) 224-3121
Republican disquiet over hemp ban threatens passage of bill to end shutdown
Kentucky trio oppose provision restricting hemp-derived products, with House to vote on Wednesday on funding bill
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Do you use legal hemp products? CBD? Hemp derived THC?

Well, they’re about to be illegal… maybe call your house representative and let them know how you feel about that.

(202) 224-3121 Save this number in your phone so you can call your Reps and Senators on the go!
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My default emotion is eepy sleepy [AND RAGE]
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oooghh.... yeah change the layout of ur app.... ghhmn.... yuotuube is so yümmy...

Mmnhdhdg yeasssa change the functions of Playlist saving tooo... ghhbnnghh I so full of good app layoutte... :-)
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
An amogus i made 2 years ago
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM