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🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
He/They/It, opossum, 21, mostly gay artist with an unstable sense of self, banner made with neonflames.

You can call me AL, or Alley.

🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞

You can find my stuff on FA too!
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Alley the opossum!

I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!

mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
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Worth a shot I guess 😓

If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈

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November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Kiss men kiss men smooch men put lips on men cute men hot men kiss on mouth oogityboogityboo
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a very simplified map, my artistic ability can't fully display what I imagine the city to be, in actuality it would be sprawling with uncountable roads, trains winding around impossibly tall skyscrapers, ect

Alt text for text wall cut off short because there's too much sorry-
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When i keep sharpening and the tip of the colored pencil keeps breaking in the sharpener it genuinely makes me want to quit art and flee my home to live in the wilderness as a gnarled swamp hag
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Very small pet peeve, but ever so prevalent. I hate, HATE that most fonts do this: make the uppercase I the same fuckin shape as lowercase l, you see that shit?

Ill

ill looks like roman numerals for 3 god damn it!
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
For the continent-spanning city on Vrunesh [planet of the Runec people] i think im gonna just draw a blocky landscape inside a regular landscape to show where the city is and how much land it takes up I am not a cartographer and I am NOT drawing complex road system for a literal continent sized city
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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hoses belong in butts
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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dude just doesn't listen!
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is Megistos, or Megi for short. He's a Marfolk tattoo artist.

He takes after the appearance of a whale because I figured there's no reason Marfolk shouldn't be able to take after some aquatic mammals, too.

He's 8 feet tall, loves to eat, and Weighs a LOT.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
CONTENT WARNING for discussing SA topics

The normalization of prison SA jokes [or not jokes] even in progressive spaces is really really fucking annoying.

Because not everyone who went to prison has done something as awful as X or Y, And not just awful people get assaulted.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tummy ache ):
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lore on the Marfolk!

Alt text on the text wall for easier reading!
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Does anyone have any better methods of lighting when taking pictures of traditional art?

I go to youtube and look up blank white screen on the TV and take a pic under the glow currently, but still this is affected by the lighting outside, and time of day.

Meaning it looks like ass at night.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I'd like some good news now and then

I mean, yeah, it's there ig, but it seems so lost in the tidal wave of dogshit.
Let alone the hope that good things will even go anywhere, being nonexistent.

I am very depressed

I will continue living regardless tho
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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~~!!⚠️WE NEED YOUR HELP ⚠️!! ~~

ME AND MY WIFE HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FOR OVER FOUR MONTHS DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

WE CAN GET THAT KITTY ON A PLANE A.S.A.P WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU!!!

PLEASE BRING ME MY WIFE !!!! HELP !!!!

DONATE TO : ko-fi.com/bunnybox
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wait how long has this microsoft ai malware shit been going on is that why my fuckin laptops battery died so fast???

How much does malware affect your battery??
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Nut as much as you god damn please November
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This is Anxel Buskin Willard, 26, short and anxious opossum fella, he has a variety of physical and mental conditions, he really likes steamboats, and he owns several miniature models of steamboats.

He was raised in rural Alabama before moving to Gloombrooke [fictional town in PA] with his brother.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Uggggghhh I feel like shittt im still getting really tired on and off

I exercised like two days in a row when does my brain become fixed and when do my muscles adjust this better be worth it

Bbbgbgbghjhthrhrhjfbfbdhdbd

Mostly joking I know it takes longer but still aaaaaaaaaa
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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GAY SCIENTISTS!!!!

Old men kissing!!!

happy valentins
February 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM