Not YOUR lawyer
mzaynard.bsky.social
Not YOUR lawyer
@mzaynard.bsky.social
Nerd enough to know the terms, but not necessarily the names.

I am, in fact, a lawyer, but nothing here is to be construed as legal advice.
What is a quisling, you ask?

Well, Vidkun Quisling was a politician in Norway about a third of the way through last century. When his country was invaded by the Nazis, he stood up and fought…

A coup d’etat against the King of Norway and the existing government.
1/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
11/04/2025

Huh, where did that come from? Well, frankly, it popped out of my brain as I was waiting for some files to move.

#PostItSketch2025
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
10/15/2025

Needs work on the clothing, but I rather like this one.

#PostItSketch2025
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
10/10/2025

Still probably fluke-ish? It’s Inktober, though, so there are a metric ton of prompt lists. This is an interpretation of day 9 of #bonktober69, which is generally NSFW so be forewarned.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
10/01/2025

It has been an AGE. Back on the wagon, or just a fluke?

#PostItSketch2025
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well, I’ve read worse indictments.

No, that’s a lie.
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
July 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
July 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How do you say “Employment at your firm does not comport with my ethical duties toward clients and the rule of law”, but nice?
July 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Good grief, it’s been a long time since I posted a #PostItSketch2025.

So tell me something about this guy.
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Many, many years ago, there was a song that was popular for about 8 minutes, but it was on the radio when I woke up so it wormed its way into my brain. Of course, I never learned what it was called, and eventually it melted into my brain.

1/2
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is exactly the difference between AI hype and AI reality.
*cut to scene of techbro standing in a empty field, clutching his phone*

WHY CAN’T AI PICK VEGETABLES?!
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@thatwitchmia.bsky.social , am I remembering correctly that you put in some time at the Renn Faire?
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You gotta be kidding me.

#BestPeople or something, I guess?
The Trump administration’s table of authorities in this filing:
June 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s true.
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So here’s the thing: If you’ve never heard this song, you are doing yourself a tremendous disservice. Fix it now.
The best version of "Common People" hands down

youtu.be/cMXhWf0vE7c
May 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dogshooter Noem should have been laughed out of the hearing when she answered the habeas corpus question.

Remember that mockery is very effective against fascists*. While the best time to start laughing at them was years ago, the second best time is today.
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A little something for mer-May:
May 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In Ohio, there is a place called Jungle Jim’s

Here’s the entrance:
May 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Remember:
NBC - National Broadcasting Company
ABC - American Broadcasting Company
CBS - Copaganda Broadcasting Company
May 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Started rewatching Star Trek with the wife, and it has taught me that a) A lot of the episodes are about fighting fascism, and b) The Paramount+ app is hot garbage.
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Okay, #WritingPrompt: What’s the real reason that the USS Truman has lost three (!) F-18s?

www.13newsnow.com/article/news...
USS Harry S. Truman loses 3rd fighter jet since deploying after losing F/A-18 last week
ABC News said two aviators had to eject as they came in for landing on the aircraft carrier, but sustained only minor injuries.
www.13newsnow.com
May 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well that’s surprising… my experience with Warhammer 40k has been that it’s a generally pro-fascism space, so it’s nice to see that it’s not all like that.

I mean, the circumstances could be better, but…
Some of the best Warhammer players in the world are boycotting a championship in the U.S. over our embrace of fascism. One Belgian player cited specifically legal actions against trans people as one reason he will not participate.

Nice to see.
May 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So, uh… anyone done an analysis of how Grok’s new function interacts with various state privacy and revenge porn laws?

archive.ph/2025.05.06-1...
archive.ph
May 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
05/06/2025

Woof… been a while. Here’s a little skelly.

#PostItSketch2025
May 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM