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@mzaynard.bsky.social
Nerd enough to know the terms, but not necessarily the names.
I am, in fact, a lawyer, but nothing here is to be construed as legal advice.
I am, in fact, a lawyer, but nothing here is to be construed as legal advice.
Isn’t that just called “landscapes”?
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Isn’t that just called “landscapes”?
Wait, what’s the second person going to eat?
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wait, what’s the second person going to eat?
What?! That damn two-timer!
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What?! That damn two-timer!
It’s me, I love triceratops… triceratopses?
But I can’t even draw the same thing twice, much less a thousand times.
But I can’t even draw the same thing twice, much less a thousand times.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s me, I love triceratops… triceratopses?
But I can’t even draw the same thing twice, much less a thousand times.
But I can’t even draw the same thing twice, much less a thousand times.
I think Schlock Mercenary put it best: “The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, even if we have a common goal.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think Schlock Mercenary put it best: “The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, even if we have a common goal.”
The estate of Charles Schultz should be suing them for ripping off his football gag.
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, she definitely won’t pull the football away *this* time.
Quislings and idiots. Once again proving that Congress is the opposite of Progress.
6/6
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, she definitely won’t pull the football away *this* time.
Quislings and idiots. Once again proving that Congress is the opposite of Progress.
6/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The estate of Charles Schultz should be suing them for ripping off his football gag.
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, she definitely won’t pull the football away *this* time.
Quislings and idiots. Once again proving that Congress is the opposite of Progress.
6/6
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, she definitely won’t pull the football away *this* time.
Quislings and idiots. Once again proving that Congress is the opposite of Progress.
6/6
Because eight quisling Senators just rewrote the entire narrative of the shutdown, accepting the blame for the majority’s actions for the non-binding, unenforceable promise to do something about health care subsidies later.
5/6
5/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Because eight quisling Senators just rewrote the entire narrative of the shutdown, accepting the blame for the majority’s actions for the non-binding, unenforceable promise to do something about health care subsidies later.
5/6
5/6
Remember, these are old-school Dems dedicated to the old tradition of Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory. Even after a thorough drubbing Tuesday, Republicans were claiming that somehow they were winning; I guess we know what they meant, now.
4/6
4/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Remember, these are old-school Dems dedicated to the old tradition of Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory. Even after a thorough drubbing Tuesday, Republicans were claiming that somehow they were winning; I guess we know what they meant, now.
4/6
4/6
In fact, you really only need to look back to <checks notes> earlier this evening.
Kaine
Rosen
Fetterman
Shaheen
Hassen
King
Durbin
Cortez-Masto
Quisling, quisling, quisling.
Not to mention, each of them is a goddamn idiot if they believe the Republicans negotiate in good faith
3/6
Kaine
Rosen
Fetterman
Shaheen
Hassen
King
Durbin
Cortez-Masto
Quisling, quisling, quisling.
Not to mention, each of them is a goddamn idiot if they believe the Republicans negotiate in good faith
3/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
In fact, you really only need to look back to <checks notes> earlier this evening.
Kaine
Rosen
Fetterman
Shaheen
Hassen
King
Durbin
Cortez-Masto
Quisling, quisling, quisling.
Not to mention, each of them is a goddamn idiot if they believe the Republicans negotiate in good faith
3/6
Kaine
Rosen
Fetterman
Shaheen
Hassen
King
Durbin
Cortez-Masto
Quisling, quisling, quisling.
Not to mention, each of them is a goddamn idiot if they believe the Republicans negotiate in good faith
3/6
Under the Nazi regime, he was the head of the government, and was executed as a traitor after the Nazis were defeated.
So to call someone a quisling is to call them a traitor or a collaborator.
But let’s be honest, you don’t need to look that far back to find modern examples.
2/6
So to call someone a quisling is to call them a traitor or a collaborator.
But let’s be honest, you don’t need to look that far back to find modern examples.
2/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Under the Nazi regime, he was the head of the government, and was executed as a traitor after the Nazis were defeated.
So to call someone a quisling is to call them a traitor or a collaborator.
But let’s be honest, you don’t need to look that far back to find modern examples.
2/6
So to call someone a quisling is to call them a traitor or a collaborator.
But let’s be honest, you don’t need to look that far back to find modern examples.
2/6
I’m a big fan of mine (who I think we share).
A little biased because I worked for him :)
A little biased because I worked for him :)
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m a big fan of mine (who I think we share).
A little biased because I worked for him :)
A little biased because I worked for him :)
Wait… are they just now figuring it out, or did he do it a-fucking-gain?
JFC.
JFC.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wait… are they just now figuring it out, or did he do it a-fucking-gain?
JFC.
JFC.
The short answer is enshittification.
Uh, that is also the long answer.
Uh, that is also the long answer.
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The short answer is enshittification.
Uh, that is also the long answer.
Uh, that is also the long answer.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m not a huge zombie fan, but I’m really excited about this movie.
October 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’m not a huge zombie fan, but I’m really excited about this movie.
As a Mark Z, I am perfectly willing to substitute *my* bidding if people feel it is necessary.
You, over there: Be nicer.
You, in the back: Have a little lie down.
You, with the hat: Cool hat, keep it up.
You, over there: Be nicer.
You, in the back: Have a little lie down.
You, with the hat: Cool hat, keep it up.
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As a Mark Z, I am perfectly willing to substitute *my* bidding if people feel it is necessary.
You, over there: Be nicer.
You, in the back: Have a little lie down.
You, with the hat: Cool hat, keep it up.
You, over there: Be nicer.
You, in the back: Have a little lie down.
You, with the hat: Cool hat, keep it up.
If you want to come out next year, hit me up.
September 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you want to come out next year, hit me up.
This was the number 1 property being cosplayed at Nan Desu Kan last weekend. Sooooooo many excited kids.
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This was the number 1 property being cosplayed at Nan Desu Kan last weekend. Sooooooo many excited kids.
Vulture Capitalism.
August 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Vulture Capitalism.