Mystineptune
@mystineptune.bsky.social
Author of I Ran Away To Evil. And a renfaire bard.
Www.lazydragonbooks.com
Www.lazydragonbooks.com
Hearthcon is a week away and its all panel prep and confirmation emails!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
LAZY DRAGON BOOKS Inc - HearthCon 2025
October 11-12, 2025 Schedule of Events* online and livestreamed to Youtube
www.lazydragonbooks.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hearthcon is a week away and its all panel prep and confirmation emails!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I wish I had more brain to brain things
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I wish I had more brain to brain things
Time to prep for an important day tomorrow!
*lies down on floor and stares into the void*
*lies down on floor and stares into the void*
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Time to prep for an important day tomorrow!
*lies down on floor and stares into the void*
*lies down on floor and stares into the void*
What do you call a spelled crystal that traps your soul for all eternity?
Maximum Security Prism
Maximum Security Prism
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What do you call a spelled crystal that traps your soul for all eternity?
Maximum Security Prism
Maximum Security Prism
Never learn how to fly from a griffin-
They just wing it.
They just wing it.
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Never learn how to fly from a griffin-
They just wing it.
They just wing it.
Why do dwarves hate gossip?
They like Mining their own business!
Buh da dum che!
They like Mining their own business!
Buh da dum che!
September 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Why do dwarves hate gossip?
They like Mining their own business!
Buh da dum che!
They like Mining their own business!
Buh da dum che!
Dragons
Need I say more.
Need I say more.
August 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dragons
Need I say more.
Need I say more.
What did the elf say to the berserker?
"You need more elf-control."
"You need more elf-control."
August 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What did the elf say to the berserker?
"You need more elf-control."
"You need more elf-control."
Was witchtok off by 3 days?
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Was witchtok off by 3 days?
Looking for good audiobook fantasy - cozy vibes.
Im reading Paladins Grace and loving the narrator. Cozy adjacent fine too
Im reading Paladins Grace and loving the narrator. Cozy adjacent fine too
August 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Looking for good audiobook fantasy - cozy vibes.
Im reading Paladins Grace and loving the narrator. Cozy adjacent fine too
Im reading Paladins Grace and loving the narrator. Cozy adjacent fine too
Today is a writing day
Ill edit a few panels for HearthCon - the free cozy fantasy convention online in Oct.
And here's hoping for 500 words of my novel!
Ill edit a few panels for HearthCon - the free cozy fantasy convention online in Oct.
And here's hoping for 500 words of my novel!
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today is a writing day
Ill edit a few panels for HearthCon - the free cozy fantasy convention online in Oct.
And here's hoping for 500 words of my novel!
Ill edit a few panels for HearthCon - the free cozy fantasy convention online in Oct.
And here's hoping for 500 words of my novel!
Insert click bait. 🪱
Yeah, that was just as bad a joke in my head.
Yeah, that was just as bad a joke in my head.
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Insert click bait. 🪱
Yeah, that was just as bad a joke in my head.
Yeah, that was just as bad a joke in my head.
Just me
On the floor
Needing to do things
But not.
On the floor
Needing to do things
But not.
August 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just me
On the floor
Needing to do things
But not.
On the floor
Needing to do things
But not.
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YES, IT WORKED. We added the "Abolish ICE" flag to the pride flag on our porch when next door went up for sale and the awesome lesbian couple who toured the house for the second time this weekend are making an offer and said our flags were part of why they had the house on the list :D
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
YES, IT WORKED. We added the "Abolish ICE" flag to the pride flag on our porch when next door went up for sale and the awesome lesbian couple who toured the house for the second time this weekend are making an offer and said our flags were part of why they had the house on the list :D
Reposted by Mystineptune
Authors, if you think your book might have been stolen by AI, join the class action lawsuit! Here's the link to file a claim!
authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...
authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Authors, if you think your book might have been stolen by AI, join the class action lawsuit! Here's the link to file a claim!
authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...
authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...
If anyone is looking for me, I'm behind the potted plant reading Paladin's Grace.
August 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If anyone is looking for me, I'm behind the potted plant reading Paladin's Grace.
All of these authors at one online free fantasy convention!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
August 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All of these authors at one online free fantasy convention!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
So I'm a full time author, making between 50-60k/year depending on how prolific I am.
The number of times my in-laws have mocked my job as "not a real job", when I work 9am-3pm and 10pm-midnight, Monday to Friday, and also on weekends if it's during a deadline... every time. It's every time.
The number of times my in-laws have mocked my job as "not a real job", when I work 9am-3pm and 10pm-midnight, Monday to Friday, and also on weekends if it's during a deadline... every time. It's every time.
August 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So I'm a full time author, making between 50-60k/year depending on how prolific I am.
The number of times my in-laws have mocked my job as "not a real job", when I work 9am-3pm and 10pm-midnight, Monday to Friday, and also on weekends if it's during a deadline... every time. It's every time.
The number of times my in-laws have mocked my job as "not a real job", when I work 9am-3pm and 10pm-midnight, Monday to Friday, and also on weekends if it's during a deadline... every time. It's every time.
One of the strange parts about finishing a series is that it's over, and you have no idea if anyone is gonna read it.
My final book came out Tuesday... it's a 400-page, 15-hour audiobook... and I'm getting fan letters and emails and private messages like I've never had before.
Just me, crying.
My final book came out Tuesday... it's a 400-page, 15-hour audiobook... and I'm getting fan letters and emails and private messages like I've never had before.
Just me, crying.
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
One of the strange parts about finishing a series is that it's over, and you have no idea if anyone is gonna read it.
My final book came out Tuesday... it's a 400-page, 15-hour audiobook... and I'm getting fan letters and emails and private messages like I've never had before.
Just me, crying.
My final book came out Tuesday... it's a 400-page, 15-hour audiobook... and I'm getting fan letters and emails and private messages like I've never had before.
Just me, crying.
Complete series for your tbr
Cozy fantasy romcom in a sentient dark enchanted forest that eats people.
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Cozy fantasy romcom in a sentient dark enchanted forest that eats people.
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com: I Ran Away to Evil, Book 1
Amazon.com: I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com: I Ran Away to Evil, Book 1 (Audible Audio Edition): Mystic Neptune, Johnathan McClain, Laura Horowitz, Podium Audio: Audible Books & Originals
www.amazon.com
August 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Complete series for your tbr
Cozy fantasy romcom in a sentient dark enchanted forest that eats people.
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Cozy fantasy romcom in a sentient dark enchanted forest that eats people.
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
@polenth.bsky.social
Reaching out from HearthCon- we have an online cozy scifi panel this year and we'd love to invite you to join us!
Reaching out from HearthCon- we have an online cozy scifi panel this year and we'd love to invite you to join us!
July 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@polenth.bsky.social
Reaching out from HearthCon- we have an online cozy scifi panel this year and we'd love to invite you to join us!
Reaching out from HearthCon- we have an online cozy scifi panel this year and we'd love to invite you to join us!
I vibe with this princess.
From I Ran Away To Evil Book 1
From I Ran Away To Evil Book 1
July 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I vibe with this princess.
From I Ran Away To Evil Book 1
From I Ran Away To Evil Book 1
Write it.
You know you want to.
You know you want to.
July 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Write it.
You know you want to.
You know you want to.
