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Myria Klepzig
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Exemplar of Snoqualmie
Former Mayor of The Eminence That Was
Ozark Space Witch
Daughter of Judea
Mother
Pinned
My name is Myria Klepzig and I am a Space Witch from an alternate history Ozarks.

My version of Earth was shattered by a multiversal keiretsu, their first attempt at control on that scale. They didn’t stop.

As far as we’re aware, this is the last verse we know that’s still left.

“The Safe Zone.”
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Myria Klepzig and The Regulators: The Undiscovered Cardboard Vendor will be a serial graphic novel and perhaps my best way of trying to explain myself.

Buckle up. It's going to get weird in this City of Eminence.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Petal of Snoqualmie is delighted to introduce the upgraded holographic docent of the Eminence Visitor’s Center: Azuria the Beacon!
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 28, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Atalya and Libby ponder the horizon.
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One makes *you* feel better, the other actually helps *them.*
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Meanwhile in the Eternal Ball Pit…
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Chag Sukkot Sameach!
Going to spend time offline during the holiday.
Please celebrate life, remember those who perished, but live extra for those who are gone.
a wooden background with the words happy sukkot written in a circle
ALT: a wooden background with the words happy sukkot written in a circle
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Nontrivial effort is required to reach and traverse the City of Eminence.

youtu.be/cZ3l6Tu-dbs
Ergodic Files: What is Ergodicity?
YouTube video by Practical Necromancy
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Statue of Liberty, our Neon Hearth, stands tall at the center of all we do. We will not fail this City of Eminence.
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I roll with Emma Lazarus.
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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EYS Explained - LIVE!
YouTube video by City of Eminence
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
EYS Explained - LIVE!
YouTube video by City of Eminence
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“L’shanah tovah, ladies.

Things are gonna get sweeter in ‘86.”

- Myria Klepzig
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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"...ight at the top of the broadcast, we have the latest from the Amethyst Arena 2025 Draft, where Hellebore herself took over the ceremonies and made me look like a rank amateur. I'm looking forward to redeeming myself tomorrow at the EYS Automat, where Round Four will start at 3pm Pacif..."
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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August 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Blue whales have gone silent, so we better hope these double-dumbasses are gonna be able to bail us out in a couple hundred years.
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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6 August 1900 | An Italian Jewish woman, Anna Ventura, was born in Rome.

She was deported to #Auschwitz. She did not survive.
August 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Let’s explore why queer inclusion matters in Judaism: Rabbi Nikki DeBlosi, Ph.D., combines Jewish text, queer theory, and personal experience to address how issues of gender, sex, and sexuality affect us, our communities & Judaism. Wednesday 8/27 12pm ET awiderbridge.org/event/why-qu...
Why Queer Inclusion Matters in Judaism – A Wider Bridge
awiderbridge.org
August 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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At a time of rising antisemitism yesterday's attack in St. Louis - where cars were lit on fire and anti-Israel messages graffitied on a residential street - creates greater fear in Jewish communities across the country. We cannot let this kind of violence become normalized.
Clayton fire being investigated as antisemitic hate crime
No one was injured in the fire, which damaged three vehicles. The Regional Bomb and Arson Squad and the FBI are also investigating
www.stlpr.org
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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80 years ago today, American forces dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan. It killed over 150,000 people, mostly civilians.
August 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Speaking of Thistle, she has an announcement.
August 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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27 July 1915 | A Dutch Jewish woman, Elisabeth Kanstein, was born in Arnhem.

She was arrested while trying to get to Switzerland. She was deported from Drancy to #Auschwitz in November 1942. She did not survive.
July 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The Regulators are refugees from better, more equitable versions of Earth and built the City of Eminence as the template for a better society here. They’d rather teach as Exemplars.

But they are prepared to fight as Regulators.
July 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Emmiko Kieta comes from a world where World War II was never fought and her birthplace of Hiroshima was never leveled by a nuclear blast. But that world was eventually destroyed anyway. Needless to say, she’s more than a little peeved to be here.
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Hellebore is a giant, purple teleporting powerhouse who is exploring her newfound emotionality. She’s also teaching four “Terrors” who are still trapped in their own seemingly-unbreakable shells and mindset.
July 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM