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Myria Klepzig
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Exemplar of Snoqualmie
Former Mayor of The Eminence That Was
Ozark Space Witch
Daughter of Judea
Mother
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The Petal of Snoqualmie is delighted to introduce the upgraded holographic docent of the Eminence Visitor’s Center: Azuria the Beacon!
Azuria the Beacon stands on stage at the Eminence Visitor’s Center. She is a brown-skinned woman in a light blue kimono with blue trim, tied with a purple obi in a bow. Her hair is purple in a short, straight cut. Her eyes are solid blue. Her hands are draped studiously behind her.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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One makes *you* feel better, the other actually helps *them.*
Myria Klepzig of the City of Eminence, a redheaded woman in a blue leather jacket and midriff-baring top with the “Winona’s Wail” logo, holds up a hand and looks away in disgust from an oft-seen image saying: “Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you.” In the next panel, she smiles and points at an image that says: “Materially support a trans person.”
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Meanwhile in the Eternal Ball Pit…
Ballsy the Eternaball says: “Somehow / Remain Unconvinced That Our President Means Us All Harm Because I'm Not Part of the Minority Groups He's Currently Targeting will return after a brief word from our sponsor: Privileged Asshole Chow!”
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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“L’shanah tovah, ladies.

Things are gonna get sweeter in ‘86.”

- Myria Klepzig
Myria Klepizig, a redheaded woman in a blue leather jacket, midriff-baring top, and black jeans with a blue belt, lounges on a balcony in front of a fir-lined hillside over grey water. In her right hand is an apple. Floating just behind her head is a glowing blue corona.
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for December 31, 2021.
May 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for December 24, 2021.
May 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for December 17, 2021.
May 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Oh, Tay. Your absence is still a gap in my world...
May 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for December 10, 2021.
May 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for December 5, 2021.

(Something cherished comes to a tragic end...)
May 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for November 26, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for November 12, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for November 5, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 28, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 22, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 15, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 8, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for October 1, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for September 24, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for September 17, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for September 10, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for July 24, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for July 17, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for July 10, 2021
May 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The Eternal Yard Sale for July 3, 2021.
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM