CalKing
@mynameiscal.bsky.social
Digital at Paramount*. Film photography, Tinkering. Creator of Keeping Up Appearances on Gameboy and the Columbo Tamagotchi. Can I interest you in a photo of my cat?
*views my own, etc
*views my own, etc
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Everything feels like this now
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Everything feels like this now
Ok so it’s Germany, Austria and Finland for me so far. Hazel is a bit much #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ok so it’s Germany, Austria and Finland for me so far. Hazel is a bit much #eurovision
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I love AI. It’s like they took the concept of SatNav devices that direct you to drive straight into a lake and expanded it to absolutely everything.
May 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I love AI. It’s like they took the concept of SatNav devices that direct you to drive straight into a lake and expanded it to absolutely everything.
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
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superb letter to The Observer
March 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
superb letter to The Observer
Finally (& way later than I should have) fully deleted the Bird App, and feel weirdly bereft. I posted some good tweets over the years! Some really good tweets. Will my Bleets be as fresh? (no)
March 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Finally (& way later than I should have) fully deleted the Bird App, and feel weirdly bereft. I posted some good tweets over the years! Some really good tweets. Will my Bleets be as fresh? (no)
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Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)
December 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)
Merry Christmas from the Griswolds x
December 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Merry Christmas from the Griswolds x
“Oh you’re having a bath? That’s great. Well anyway, lemme know when you’re out and I’ll lick your legs”
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 AM
“Oh you’re having a bath? That’s great. Well anyway, lemme know when you’re out and I’ll lick your legs”
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
for anyone keeping track of my “he dropped a radiator on his hand” drama, I’m having more surgery next week because the last one put my finger back on the wrong way
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
for anyone keeping track of my “he dropped a radiator on his hand” drama, I’m having more surgery next week because the last one put my finger back on the wrong way
Developed a roll of film I’d left in a camera for three years and the results were… interesting…
November 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Developed a roll of film I’d left in a camera for three years and the results were… interesting…
I’ve decided that it’s a You’ve Got Mail and Planes Trains & Automobiles kind of Sunday and you can’t stop me, I will never be stopped
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I’ve decided that it’s a You’ve Got Mail and Planes Trains & Automobiles kind of Sunday and you can’t stop me, I will never be stopped
After some consideration, I think I’ve found my role on here: reposting @ewacat.bsky.social’s reposts to five followers
October 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
After some consideration, I think I’ve found my role on here: reposting @ewacat.bsky.social’s reposts to five followers
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what’s the vibe here then? are we weird? are we cool? are we channeling Twitter 2012? help me orientate pls
October 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
what’s the vibe here then? are we weird? are we cool? are we channeling Twitter 2012? help me orientate pls