Negative, I am a meat popsicle 🍭
@myleftkidney.bsky.social
All I need is tea, the Deftones, legroom and reliable organs.
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If anything, this whole ‘under urgency’ approach to govt shows just how fuck useless Labour became whilst in power.
We could have had so many positive things but no, the wet bus ticket committee couldn’t commit to election promises.
I still can’t believe thumb formed a govt with Rimmer and Winnie.
We could have had so many positive things but no, the wet bus ticket committee couldn’t commit to election promises.
I still can’t believe thumb formed a govt with Rimmer and Winnie.
February 28, 2024 at 7:47 PM
If anything, this whole ‘under urgency’ approach to govt shows just how fuck useless Labour became whilst in power.
We could have had so many positive things but no, the wet bus ticket committee couldn’t commit to election promises.
I still can’t believe thumb formed a govt with Rimmer and Winnie.
We could have had so many positive things but no, the wet bus ticket committee couldn’t commit to election promises.
I still can’t believe thumb formed a govt with Rimmer and Winnie.
The headline and then his haircut are just ending me right now.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
February 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
The headline and then his haircut are just ending me right now.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Finally! Been pushing my luck waiting for this.
#NZ XBB COVID vaccine from 7 March
Te Whatu Ora say it’ll be available to:
• everyone aged 30 years and over,
• people aged 16-29 who are pregnant, and
• people aged 12-29 at higher risk of severe illness from COVID.
Get it, esp. if you’re in the last two categories! 🙏😊
Te Whatu Ora say it’ll be available to:
• everyone aged 30 years and over,
• people aged 16-29 who are pregnant, and
• people aged 12-29 at higher risk of severe illness from COVID.
Get it, esp. if you’re in the last two categories! 🙏😊
February 22, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Finally! Been pushing my luck waiting for this.
Sky City should be treated like drinking establishments selling irresponsibly to patrons and minors. They have something like $900m revenue.
How about suspending their licence to operate for a meaningful period of time? That would actually make a difference.
www.stuff.co.nz/business/350...
How about suspending their licence to operate for a meaningful period of time? That would actually make a difference.
www.stuff.co.nz/business/350...
Stuff
www.stuff.co.nz
February 11, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Sky City should be treated like drinking establishments selling irresponsibly to patrons and minors. They have something like $900m revenue.
How about suspending their licence to operate for a meaningful period of time? That would actually make a difference.
www.stuff.co.nz/business/350...
How about suspending their licence to operate for a meaningful period of time? That would actually make a difference.
www.stuff.co.nz/business/350...
Sitting in the gastro suite at Auckland City Hospital, getting my infusion, listening to all the Covid cancellations and staff calling in 🫠
At least it’s quiet?
At least it’s quiet?
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Sitting in the gastro suite at Auckland City Hospital, getting my infusion, listening to all the Covid cancellations and staff calling in 🫠
At least it’s quiet?
At least it’s quiet?
Unlocking the parental achievement of having to go into his daycare to talk about him 🤘
Given he’s woken us up in the mornings completely naked this week (and been quite standoffish about it) I can only assume I’m going to be defending his right to a naturist lifestyle.
Given he’s woken us up in the mornings completely naked this week (and been quite standoffish about it) I can only assume I’m going to be defending his right to a naturist lifestyle.
February 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Unlocking the parental achievement of having to go into his daycare to talk about him 🤘
Given he’s woken us up in the mornings completely naked this week (and been quite standoffish about it) I can only assume I’m going to be defending his right to a naturist lifestyle.
Given he’s woken us up in the mornings completely naked this week (and been quite standoffish about it) I can only assume I’m going to be defending his right to a naturist lifestyle.
Drove through Ngāruawāhia today.
Way more agapanthus than I expected to see aye 👀 @megapope.bsky.social
Way more agapanthus than I expected to see aye 👀 @megapope.bsky.social
February 4, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Drove through Ngāruawāhia today.
Way more agapanthus than I expected to see aye 👀 @megapope.bsky.social
Way more agapanthus than I expected to see aye 👀 @megapope.bsky.social
Hahaha holy cancer sticks Batman! They’re all In on it! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...
February 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Hahaha holy cancer sticks Batman! They’re all In on it! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...
“Possible” ?!? Chris ‘Snapchat your teen’ Bishop literally was a death peddler. He sold his soul and should excuse himself from all health / social workings from now until eternity.
Christ I wouldn’t even trust him to be a stop go worker as he’d probably offer the crew smokes to pass the time.
Christ I wouldn’t even trust him to be a stop go worker as he’d probably offer the crew smokes to pass the time.
Experts detail swathe of possible connections between New Zealand Government politicians and the tobacco industry
www.newshub.co.nz/home/politic...
www.newshub.co.nz/home/politic...
Experts detail swathe of possible connections between Coalition Government politicians and tobacco i...
The group also highlighted a range of similarities between the Government and tobacco industry's messaging.
www.newshub.co.nz
February 2, 2024 at 1:35 AM
“Possible” ?!? Chris ‘Snapchat your teen’ Bishop literally was a death peddler. He sold his soul and should excuse himself from all health / social workings from now until eternity.
Christ I wouldn’t even trust him to be a stop go worker as he’d probably offer the crew smokes to pass the time.
Christ I wouldn’t even trust him to be a stop go worker as he’d probably offer the crew smokes to pass the time.
You know it doesn’t always have to be sour dough..
January 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You know it doesn’t always have to be sour dough..
What even is the point of being open and a Ben & Jerry’s if you’re out of Cherry Garcia?!
January 12, 2024 at 9:24 AM
What even is the point of being open and a Ben & Jerry’s if you’re out of Cherry Garcia?!
Toddlers.
*long pained exhale*
*long pained exhale*
December 17, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Toddlers.
*long pained exhale*
*long pained exhale*
I have a sneaking suspicion I accidentally robbed a Fresh Choice yesterday when the self checkout had a meltdown.
I mean I asked for help and everything but I think I got the DIY gingerbread house and a few other things for free 😶
I mean I asked for help and everything but I think I got the DIY gingerbread house and a few other things for free 😶
December 14, 2023 at 8:51 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion I accidentally robbed a Fresh Choice yesterday when the self checkout had a meltdown.
I mean I asked for help and everything but I think I got the DIY gingerbread house and a few other things for free 😶
I mean I asked for help and everything but I think I got the DIY gingerbread house and a few other things for free 😶
Reposted by Negative, I am a meat popsicle 🍭
Andre Braugher, the actor who starred in “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.
'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Actor Andre Braugher Dies At 61
Braugher also played Frank Pembleton on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”
www.huffpost.com
December 13, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Andre Braugher, the actor who starred in “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.
Ooooo seeing Busta Rhymes and TLC would be a good time.
November 28, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Ooooo seeing Busta Rhymes and TLC would be a good time.
Did the very "you're too old for this" thing where I chased a tennis ball at the park whilst playing with the nieces & nephews this afternoon and absolutely bought the farm thanks to gravity.
So my left knee is now about 3 times the size and I'm thinking I've at least torn something 💀😣
So my left knee is now about 3 times the size and I'm thinking I've at least torn something 💀😣
November 26, 2023 at 9:14 AM
Did the very "you're too old for this" thing where I chased a tennis ball at the park whilst playing with the nieces & nephews this afternoon and absolutely bought the farm thanks to gravity.
So my left knee is now about 3 times the size and I'm thinking I've at least torn something 💀😣
So my left knee is now about 3 times the size and I'm thinking I've at least torn something 💀😣
I get an inkling my boy is going to a few protests the next couple of years.
November 23, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I get an inkling my boy is going to a few protests the next couple of years.
*adds May 31 2025 to the calendar*
Hey when do we reckon this government shitshow will fall apart. Hard date 31 May 2025 right? Winnie ain’t giving anything up.
Hey when do we reckon this government shitshow will fall apart. Hard date 31 May 2025 right? Winnie ain’t giving anything up.
November 23, 2023 at 10:46 PM
*adds May 31 2025 to the calendar*
Hey when do we reckon this government shitshow will fall apart. Hard date 31 May 2025 right? Winnie ain’t giving anything up.
Hey when do we reckon this government shitshow will fall apart. Hard date 31 May 2025 right? Winnie ain’t giving anything up.
*please let go please let go oh god oh god he’s not backing down dammit David I said don’t make prolonged direct eye contact he’s had extra multivitamins today*
November 23, 2023 at 10:39 PM
*please let go please let go oh god oh god he’s not backing down dammit David I said don’t make prolonged direct eye contact he’s had extra multivitamins today*
There’s a railway enthusiasts book sale locally this weekend and I’m not sure it’s a thing I should be allowed to know about.
November 23, 2023 at 9:26 PM
There’s a railway enthusiasts book sale locally this weekend and I’m not sure it’s a thing I should be allowed to know about.
Do I know anyone who is going to/ considering going to dayseeker next year?
Need a concert buddy.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/tour/22279/D...
Need a concert buddy.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/tour/22279/D...
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November 22, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Do I know anyone who is going to/ considering going to dayseeker next year?
Need a concert buddy.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/tour/22279/D...
Need a concert buddy.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/tour/22279/D...
Do we have a government yet?
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
November 21, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Do we have a government yet?
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
In the over 40s seats at Paramore and Remi Wolf is magic. So good.
November 18, 2023 at 7:33 AM
In the over 40s seats at Paramore and Remi Wolf is magic. So good.
Momentarily forgot this weekend is a Paramore / Remi Wolf weekend! 🎉🥳
November 12, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Momentarily forgot this weekend is a Paramore / Remi Wolf weekend! 🎉🥳