Negative, I am a meat popsicle 🍭
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All I need is tea, the Deftones, legroom and reliable organs.
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The headline and then his haircut are just ending me right now.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
February 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
The headline and then his haircut are just ending me right now.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠
Can we please stop the madness.
Hahaha holy cancer sticks Batman! They’re all In on it! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...
February 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Hahaha holy cancer sticks Batman! They’re all In on it! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...
Ooooo seeing Busta Rhymes and TLC would be a good time.
November 28, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Ooooo seeing Busta Rhymes and TLC would be a good time.
*please let go please let go oh god oh god he’s not backing down dammit David I said don’t make prolonged direct eye contact he’s had extra multivitamins today*
November 23, 2023 at 10:39 PM
*please let go please let go oh god oh god he’s not backing down dammit David I said don’t make prolonged direct eye contact he’s had extra multivitamins today*
So not a herbal kit-tea then?
November 23, 2023 at 9:33 PM
So not a herbal kit-tea then?
There’s a railway enthusiasts book sale locally this weekend and I’m not sure it’s a thing I should be allowed to know about.
November 23, 2023 at 9:26 PM
There’s a railway enthusiasts book sale locally this weekend and I’m not sure it’s a thing I should be allowed to know about.
Do we have a government yet?
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
November 21, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Do we have a government yet?
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
*checks the discourse*
Oh right we’re at the toddler stage where 1 will push the other off the chair, be bitten in return & come home with an incident form.
You know Winston won’t release his bite until you take…. Wait I’m getting dog / toddler metaphors mixed again.
Paramore were pretty damn ace also 😄 Spark is still terrible for acoustics tho 🙃
November 18, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Paramore were pretty damn ace also 😄 Spark is still terrible for acoustics tho 🙃
In the over 40s seats at Paramore and Remi Wolf is magic. So good.
November 18, 2023 at 7:33 AM
In the over 40s seats at Paramore and Remi Wolf is magic. So good.
Momentarily forgot this weekend is a Paramore / Remi Wolf weekend! 🎉🥳
November 12, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Momentarily forgot this weekend is a Paramore / Remi Wolf weekend! 🎉🥳
Looks like ole Luxthumb is getting Winston’d this weekend.
November 3, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Looks like ole Luxthumb is getting Winston’d this weekend.
This storm it be a bit storming. We’re in the romantic part of the relationship, it’s new, the noises are cute and you’re relaxed listening to the rain.
But…. 😐
But…. 😐
October 29, 2023 at 11:01 AM
This storm it be a bit storming. We’re in the romantic part of the relationship, it’s new, the noises are cute and you’re relaxed listening to the rain.
But…. 😐
But…. 😐
Yes hello come in Liquid Justice Freedom 1, this Polar Resistance Freedom Force Northern Squad 2. Are you requesting extra capacity? I have 800mls on stand by ready to roll over.
October 24, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Yes hello come in Liquid Justice Freedom 1, this Polar Resistance Freedom Force Northern Squad 2. Are you requesting extra capacity? I have 800mls on stand by ready to roll over.
Cool. Mr 2 has figured out how to get out of his bed at night after being put to sleep.
*turns on the coffee machine*
*turns on the coffee machine*
October 24, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Cool. Mr 2 has figured out how to get out of his bed at night after being put to sleep.
*turns on the coffee machine*
*turns on the coffee machine*
My dog: sweet free plastic to chew oh shiiii…
Me *takes a photo*
My dog: hey dad is this like your corridor plastic? Because it’s definitely a hazard I need to report.
Me *takes a photo*
My dog: hey dad is this like your corridor plastic? Because it’s definitely a hazard I need to report.
October 15, 2023 at 3:51 AM
My dog: sweet free plastic to chew oh shiiii…
Me *takes a photo*
My dog: hey dad is this like your corridor plastic? Because it’s definitely a hazard I need to report.
Me *takes a photo*
My dog: hey dad is this like your corridor plastic? Because it’s definitely a hazard I need to report.
Where my Maungakiekie 192 at?
October 14, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Where my Maungakiekie 192 at?
There is a history of large vegetable growth / discovery in our family.
Mums ‘Courgette’s Gone Wild” started it all.
Mums ‘Courgette’s Gone Wild” started it all.
October 14, 2023 at 9:38 AM
There is a history of large vegetable growth / discovery in our family.
Mums ‘Courgette’s Gone Wild” started it all.
Mums ‘Courgette’s Gone Wild” started it all.
Mum visited today and casually said she’d given us some veggies. Had some success with carrots this year apparently. She is very proud of this absolute beast!
October 14, 2023 at 9:36 AM
Mum visited today and casually said she’d given us some veggies. Had some success with carrots this year apparently. She is very proud of this absolute beast!
Here to level it up here is my son learning that dinosaurs are real with his cousin.
He’s already accepted it and is looking at moving onto the train part of the afternoon.
He’s already accepted it and is looking at moving onto the train part of the afternoon.
October 12, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Here to level it up here is my son learning that dinosaurs are real with his cousin.
He’s already accepted it and is looking at moving onto the train part of the afternoon.
He’s already accepted it and is looking at moving onto the train part of the afternoon.
These foreign landowners are getting worse & worse.
October 7, 2023 at 7:19 AM
These foreign landowners are getting worse & worse.
VOTED!! You should also! Vote for our most vulnerable and vote to get people out of poverty, vote for those who cannot.
October 5, 2023 at 12:04 AM
VOTED!! You should also! Vote for our most vulnerable and vote to get people out of poverty, vote for those who cannot.
Fuck it’s cold. What is this?!?! I was eyeing up my black jorts just the other day?!?
Auckland can be so disappointing.
Auckland can be so disappointing.
October 3, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Fuck it’s cold. What is this?!?! I was eyeing up my black jorts just the other day?!?
Auckland can be so disappointing.
Auckland can be so disappointing.
Our little wonder is very very emotionally fragile today.
His thought pattern is No - Maybe - YES! - *end of days meltdown* - Do the thing in question.
The eating blueberry jelly was a time and the whole “Be nice to the dog please”…. Hooo boy that is still circling through.
His thought pattern is No - Maybe - YES! - *end of days meltdown* - Do the thing in question.
The eating blueberry jelly was a time and the whole “Be nice to the dog please”…. Hooo boy that is still circling through.
September 30, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Our little wonder is very very emotionally fragile today.
His thought pattern is No - Maybe - YES! - *end of days meltdown* - Do the thing in question.
The eating blueberry jelly was a time and the whole “Be nice to the dog please”…. Hooo boy that is still circling through.
His thought pattern is No - Maybe - YES! - *end of days meltdown* - Do the thing in question.
The eating blueberry jelly was a time and the whole “Be nice to the dog please”…. Hooo boy that is still circling through.
Good doggos K Road.
Also the coronation chicken at Gloria’s is 👌
(tapping into my British palate hard with it tho 😂)
Also the coronation chicken at Gloria’s is 👌
(tapping into my British palate hard with it tho 😂)
September 28, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Good doggos K Road.
Also the coronation chicken at Gloria’s is 👌
(tapping into my British palate hard with it tho 😂)
Also the coronation chicken at Gloria’s is 👌
(tapping into my British palate hard with it tho 😂)