@muzzeltov.bsky.social
Insufferable | Marathoner | Educator | NYC | 🏳️🌈 | ig: @muzzeltov
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Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Anyone wanna kiss? 🥺
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Anyone wanna kiss? 🥺
This is who runs this account
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This is who runs this account
My dinner tonight included: a cold egg role, some buttered toast, a twink’s hole, and some chocolate ice cream.
Happy Monday y’all!
Happy Monday y’all!
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
My dinner tonight included: a cold egg role, some buttered toast, a twink’s hole, and some chocolate ice cream.
Happy Monday y’all!
Happy Monday y’all!
The only weather reporting I trust: my mom!
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The only weather reporting I trust: my mom!
Me: “I need to eat out less and save money!”
Also me: “Ok, so if I buy the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card, I get $10 free, so I can use that to order delivery on DoorDash and get my free slice of cheesecake, so it’s like I’m making money on the whole thing… “
Also me: “Ok, so if I buy the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card, I get $10 free, so I can use that to order delivery on DoorDash and get my free slice of cheesecake, so it’s like I’m making money on the whole thing… “
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January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Me: “I need to eat out less and save money!”
Also me: “Ok, so if I buy the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card, I get $10 free, so I can use that to order delivery on DoorDash and get my free slice of cheesecake, so it’s like I’m making money on the whole thing… “
Also me: “Ok, so if I buy the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card, I get $10 free, so I can use that to order delivery on DoorDash and get my free slice of cheesecake, so it’s like I’m making money on the whole thing… “
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Donate here (or scan the QR code below): donations.nyrr.org/donations/ne...
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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These funds support free youth running and fitness programs, often a child’s only chance to be active. Even a small donation (one less coffee or meal out) makes a real difference.
Let’s make the next 9 months count 🏃♂️✨
Let’s make the next 9 months count 🏃♂️✨
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
These funds support free youth running and fitness programs, often a child’s only chance to be active. Even a small donation (one less coffee or meal out) makes a real difference.
Let’s make the next 9 months count 🏃♂️✨
Let’s make the next 9 months count 🏃♂️✨
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Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!
Most important Partiful invite of the year!
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Most important Partiful invite of the year!
Can someone bring me some pancakes? Please? 🥺🥺
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Can someone bring me some pancakes? Please? 🥺🥺
A very correct take on what Sisqo did with the “Thong Song”! 😂😂
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A very correct take on what Sisqo did with the “Thong Song”! 😂😂
I still can’t believe I had to go into the office today… 🫠🫠🫠
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I still can’t believe I had to go into the office today… 🫠🫠🫠
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the innkeeper realizing there were no rooms left:
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the innkeeper realizing there were no rooms left:
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may 2026 bring me even more rotisserie chicken 💝
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
may 2026 bring me even more rotisserie chicken 💝
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But Denita, it’s Christmas!
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December 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
But Denita, it’s Christmas!
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We also have four Christmas trees… my mom LOVES decorating for a holiday, and I love her for it! 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We also have four Christmas trees… my mom LOVES decorating for a holiday, and I love her for it! 🥰
We haven’t been to church in years, but we still set up two nativity scenes each Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We haven’t been to church in years, but we still set up two nativity scenes each Christmas!
If “Mele Kalikimaka” were a person:
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If “Mele Kalikimaka” were a person:
Moms having their third crash out of the night on Christmas eve:
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Moms having their third crash out of the night on Christmas eve:
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I respect Taylor Swift so much because she could have spent 6 episodes of a documentary to talk about herself and her music and her thoughts but most of these episodes are highlighting everyone else who worked on the tour.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I respect Taylor Swift so much because she could have spent 6 episodes of a documentary to talk about herself and her music and her thoughts but most of these episodes are highlighting everyone else who worked on the tour.
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white supremacy is such a ridiculous fucking scam look at this stupid asshole and tell me that's the best god can do lol ok. mf looks like he's mad at the bowling ball that's about to grand slam a strike off his dome.
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
white supremacy is such a ridiculous fucking scam look at this stupid asshole and tell me that's the best god can do lol ok. mf looks like he's mad at the bowling ball that's about to grand slam a strike off his dome.
Hehehehehehhehehehe
white supremacy is such a ridiculous fucking scam look at this stupid asshole and tell me that's the best god can do lol ok. mf looks like he's mad at the bowling ball that's about to grand slam a strike off his dome.
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hehehehehehhehehehe