Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl
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Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace 🌈 Just don’t call me Sir
Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace 🌈 Just don’t call me Sir
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The new moon is in Leo today. I’m going to tend my yard, hop in my pool, and bask in the sun. My sign calls me and I’m fighting this retrograde tooth and nail for a better start to this incoming year. Maybe I can end 35 and start 36 on a good note in a few weeks
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I might be ordering a pregnancy body pillow sooner than I thought. I rolled over onto my stomach last night and got rabbit kicked all to hell and back from the inside.
Girl you’re not even 16 weeks baking yet please calm down. At least shes feisty like me.
Girl you’re not even 16 weeks baking yet please calm down. At least shes feisty like me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I might be ordering a pregnancy body pillow sooner than I thought. I rolled over onto my stomach last night and got rabbit kicked all to hell and back from the inside.
Girl you’re not even 16 weeks baking yet please calm down. At least shes feisty like me.
Girl you’re not even 16 weeks baking yet please calm down. At least shes feisty like me.
I had to explain to the boy that subbing out my McChicken for a McCrispy Deluxe “because it’s objectively a better and healthier sammich” doesn’t do dick to actually help my craving!
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I had to explain to the boy that subbing out my McChicken for a McCrispy Deluxe “because it’s objectively a better and healthier sammich” doesn’t do dick to actually help my craving!
The snowcrete has finally started to melt and now it happens. I absolutely ate shit getting to the truck. B says he didn’t even see me fall, just kinda disappear. I fell forward and luckily landed on my knees. Unluckily, they also dug into the snow and I was stuck momentarily.
Everything hurts
Everything hurts
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The snowcrete has finally started to melt and now it happens. I absolutely ate shit getting to the truck. B says he didn’t even see me fall, just kinda disappear. I fell forward and luckily landed on my knees. Unluckily, they also dug into the snow and I was stuck momentarily.
Everything hurts
Everything hurts
About to eat some peanut butter crunch at 2am because I’m already dealing with an infuriating level of low back pain that kept me up til I got hungry again
January 31, 2026 at 7:10 AM
About to eat some peanut butter crunch at 2am because I’m already dealing with an infuriating level of low back pain that kept me up til I got hungry again
Speculums are a medieval torture device and a crime against my soul. I will not be convinced otherwise. I desperately need an advancement in technology for this one particular thing.
Anyway. Say hi to bean
Anyway. Say hi to bean
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Speculums are a medieval torture device and a crime against my soul. I will not be convinced otherwise. I desperately need an advancement in technology for this one particular thing.
Anyway. Say hi to bean
Anyway. Say hi to bean
I finally have my first prenatal appt tomorrow and I’m so nervous I wanna puke. I’m literally already 3 months in at this point with no clue what’s going on in there. The roads are still fucked too so that’s gonna make it more fun 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I finally have my first prenatal appt tomorrow and I’m so nervous I wanna puke. I’m literally already 3 months in at this point with no clue what’s going on in there. The roads are still fucked too so that’s gonna make it more fun 🙄
My baby sister would have been 32 today. Getting snowed in seems appropriate considering she used to burst into my room with giant icicles pretending to be a serial killer
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
My baby sister would have been 32 today. Getting snowed in seems appropriate considering she used to burst into my room with giant icicles pretending to be a serial killer
“You’re going in the out. That only works in the ass, otherwise it’s socially acceptable”
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“You’re going in the out. That only works in the ass, otherwise it’s socially acceptable”
After eating an entire jar of super chunk peanut butter in a week, the PB&J cravings have finally eased.
Unfortunately, it’s been replaced by an overwhelming need to eat specifically Panera broccoli cheddar soup a minimum of once a day 😭
Unfortunately, it’s been replaced by an overwhelming need to eat specifically Panera broccoli cheddar soup a minimum of once a day 😭
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
After eating an entire jar of super chunk peanut butter in a week, the PB&J cravings have finally eased.
Unfortunately, it’s been replaced by an overwhelming need to eat specifically Panera broccoli cheddar soup a minimum of once a day 😭
Unfortunately, it’s been replaced by an overwhelming need to eat specifically Panera broccoli cheddar soup a minimum of once a day 😭
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Denmark confirms an expanded, more permanent Danish and NATO military presence in and around Greenland, beginning today. Deployments span land, sea, and air, including protection of critical infrastructure, fighter jets, and naval operations. Sweden has committed forces; other NATO allies may follow
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Denmark confirms an expanded, more permanent Danish and NATO military presence in and around Greenland, beginning today. Deployments span land, sea, and air, including protection of critical infrastructure, fighter jets, and naval operations. Sweden has committed forces; other NATO allies may follow
These low pressure systems are kicking my ass. Feels like I got hit in the side of my face with a cast iron pan. One sided migraines are no joke and now I can’t take anything to help them.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
These low pressure systems are kicking my ass. Feels like I got hit in the side of my face with a cast iron pan. One sided migraines are no joke and now I can’t take anything to help them.
Not getting a prenatal care appointment until nearly my second trimester is absolutely infuriating. I barely want to bring a child into this burned out husk of a world to begin with and I don’t need this fucking stress
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Not getting a prenatal care appointment until nearly my second trimester is absolutely infuriating. I barely want to bring a child into this burned out husk of a world to begin with and I don’t need this fucking stress
Holy fucking shit the neighbor is MAD at his work crew. The SCREAMING. I wish it was legible. They walked out of the back yelling and saw me getting the mail and calmed down. 😂
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Holy fucking shit the neighbor is MAD at his work crew. The SCREAMING. I wish it was legible. They walked out of the back yelling and saw me getting the mail and calmed down. 😂
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You can’t just bomb a fuckin city and kidnap a foreign leader because you decide you’re the judge, jury, and executioner of the goddamn world
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You can’t just bomb a fuckin city and kidnap a foreign leader because you decide you’re the judge, jury, and executioner of the goddamn world
This is a very bad time to have extended forced sobriety…
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is a very bad time to have extended forced sobriety…
The twist that flipped my entire 2025 upside down? I’m pregnant again. And this lil bean has made me so fucking sick I’ve barely been awake for weeks.
I’m realizing now though that support is not the same as want. And I will not force someone to be a parent who does not want to be.
I’m realizing now though that support is not the same as want. And I will not force someone to be a parent who does not want to be.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
The twist that flipped my entire 2025 upside down? I’m pregnant again. And this lil bean has made me so fucking sick I’ve barely been awake for weeks.
I’m realizing now though that support is not the same as want. And I will not force someone to be a parent who does not want to be.
I’m realizing now though that support is not the same as want. And I will not force someone to be a parent who does not want to be.
I suddenly feel like a teenager again. Asking momma to take me to the store in the morning so I can buy new bras. Oh the joys of change during a family trip 🤦🏽♀️
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I suddenly feel like a teenager again. Asking momma to take me to the store in the morning so I can buy new bras. Oh the joys of change during a family trip 🤦🏽♀️
In case anyone wants to see the 60 Minutes CECOT episode that was yanked before airing here in the U.S.
Be warned, it is gut wrenchingly horrible to watch what these victims have gone through, but their stories deserve to be told
archive.org/details/60-m...
Be warned, it is gut wrenchingly horrible to watch what these victims have gone through, but their stories deserve to be told
archive.org/details/60-m...
60 Minutes Inside CECOT : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Full video of the 60 Minutes Inside CECOT episode that CBS pulled.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In case anyone wants to see the 60 Minutes CECOT episode that was yanked before airing here in the U.S.
Be warned, it is gut wrenchingly horrible to watch what these victims have gone through, but their stories deserve to be told
archive.org/details/60-m...
Be warned, it is gut wrenchingly horrible to watch what these victims have gone through, but their stories deserve to be told
archive.org/details/60-m...
I’m on a heating pad, under a heated blanket, eating frozen chocolate covered strawberries. wtf body
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m on a heating pad, under a heated blanket, eating frozen chocolate covered strawberries. wtf body
2025 threw me one last curveball. Go figure 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
2025 threw me one last curveball. Go figure 🤣
Of course the holidays hit and I run out of savings. I can’t even afford all of my bills, to get my teeth fixed, or groceries for the month, let alone anything for all the kiddos my sister abandoned years ago. I know my mom has them covered but I just feel like I’m failing at every turn.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Of course the holidays hit and I run out of savings. I can’t even afford all of my bills, to get my teeth fixed, or groceries for the month, let alone anything for all the kiddos my sister abandoned years ago. I know my mom has them covered but I just feel like I’m failing at every turn.
My ADHD officially extends to my Sandrock Builder. I ran to the Construction Junction to find out what I need to build a stable. Checked the list, walked out. And promptly forgot what I needed.
At least the NPC’s can’t judge me
At least the NPC’s can’t judge me
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My ADHD officially extends to my Sandrock Builder. I ran to the Construction Junction to find out what I need to build a stable. Checked the list, walked out. And promptly forgot what I needed.
At least the NPC’s can’t judge me
At least the NPC’s can’t judge me
I miss actively participating in socials. I miss the friends I’ve made online. I just don’t have the energy anymore. I’ve been in an active brain flare (idk what else to call it) since last Saturday and there are times I can’t even get words out lately. I’m so tired of being poorly put together
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I miss actively participating in socials. I miss the friends I’ve made online. I just don’t have the energy anymore. I’ve been in an active brain flare (idk what else to call it) since last Saturday and there are times I can’t even get words out lately. I’m so tired of being poorly put together
I went to my little dive bar down the street to edit for a bit . One of my fav bartenders brought me a free drink while I told her what I was working on and how the bustle of the interesting background noise was good for my focus. I love you @thesharkqueen.com for letting this be my job 💕
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I went to my little dive bar down the street to edit for a bit . One of my fav bartenders brought me a free drink while I told her what I was working on and how the bustle of the interesting background noise was good for my focus. I love you @thesharkqueen.com for letting this be my job 💕
Brain scan showed moderate diffuse brain dysfunction. Sleep wake cycles were normal, light test was inconclusive. No signs of seizures but these results can’t technically rule them out either.
So this test confirms what I already suspected for a year. My brain no work right. But… why?
So this test confirms what I already suspected for a year. My brain no work right. But… why?
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brain scan showed moderate diffuse brain dysfunction. Sleep wake cycles were normal, light test was inconclusive. No signs of seizures but these results can’t technically rule them out either.
So this test confirms what I already suspected for a year. My brain no work right. But… why?
So this test confirms what I already suspected for a year. My brain no work right. But… why?