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Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl
@murphyslaw.bsky.social
https://ko-fi.com/murphyslawincarnate

Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace 🌈 Just don’t call me Sir
Apparently this is also happening in Frederick county. I hope they aren’t searching for seemingly single women on deeds cuz they’re gonna have a readily bad time with me
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have a @thesharkqueen.com btw
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
26 year old me could never. 36 year old old me however…
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
August 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you’d like to contribute to the “Alive against my will for another year fund” please do, or don’t, somehow I keep existing anyway

Vm: @ mggh14
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is 36 I suppose
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The migraine is gone but the aura, and the horrors, persist. Just letting myself cry today cuz holding it in will probably make everything worse. Debating just checking out mentally until the weekend. Too sick. Too many memories. And I know at this point, tomorrow will just be worse
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Our team has ass for days. And asses like these need funding to live while we live for our art 💕
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How I motivated myself to get work done today. Working for @thesharkqueen.com means I can float and help my bones AND edit at the same time 😂
July 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Remember, when you support this Ko-Fi, you’re also supporting wee editors like me
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I ALMOST fell asleep in the pool like this yesterday, but then I got cold and remembered I’m a baby back bitch. So I went inside and got smothered by a puppy space heater instead
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My belly button still has a Chelsea grin from my laparoscopy 😂😂😂
July 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
While I’m here, today is Juneteenth, so make sure you’re amplifying Black voices today.

May our chains stay broken, and everyone live free
June 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Her brother barked at just the right time for me to get this beautiful picture of her. Moments before this she was judging me for once again having my camera in her face.
May 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bilateral Thyroid cancer, metastasized to her lymph nodes, lungs, and there are tumors in her blood vessels. Treatment would give us more time yes, but there’s no saying how much more and it would only make her suffer.

Optimistically we have a few good weeks.

I’m fucking devastated right now.
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
No results from the lab yet. I know it’s not my vets fault but… I hate waiting. I just want to know what’s wrong with my sweet girl. We’re a week into heave antibiotics and steroids and her lump (that I’ve named Gertrude) is still very much present
April 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Got her harness, which is helping at least a little with the neck pain. Her right lymph node is extremely swollen still, which is worrying. She also seems very confused a lot, but I’m hoping that’s exhaustion and not something worse. Otherwise it’s a very snoozy day. The whole house is tired
April 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Lumi’s Joy”
Flat Canvas and Acryllic
8x10in
$160
March 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Sign of the times”

Flat canvas and Acryllic
8x10
$160
March 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Bloom Anyway”

Acryllic on canvas with hand pressed deep purple tulip
12x9x1in
$200 or reasonable offer
March 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Untitled, Acryllic on canvas. Pressed Japanese maple leaves and dandelion. 7x5x1 in
$70
March 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I wanted Jinx inspired hair a blue eyebrows, so I did it. The world’s on fire so why not have a lil fun while I can?
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
☠️
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When you spend months scraping and saving for a trip just to lock yourself in your room two hours in because you no longer fit in anywhere and just feel like an annoyance. It’s okay cuz the view is beautiful and no one even noticed you disappeared
February 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
She and Maisie would be the best of friends. She’s been huffing around my house for 8 years now 😤
January 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM