Muir Hands
@muirhands.bsky.social
"Too Much Personality for One, But Not Enough for Two." 🦁🍀🌎🌈🌊🌪🦋🦅
Agnostic/Naturistic He/Him.
Married to my Hubs/Best Friend
Agnostic/Naturistic He/Him.
Married to my Hubs/Best Friend
Pinned
I'm not buying what he's selling. Been following his trajectory for quite some time and there's such an undertone that reels of, too good to be true. I said what I said.
It's not really a road crew unless you have at least 7 people standing around looking at the no more than 2 crew members doing actual work.
a group of construction workers wearing hard hats
ALT: a group of construction workers wearing hard hats
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It's not really a road crew unless you have at least 7 people standing around looking at the no more than 2 crew members doing actual work.
If the Left is so good at cheating election results, how did that fat fuck end up in the White House, TWICE?
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
If the Left is so good at cheating election results, how did that fat fuck end up in the White House, TWICE?
Putting yellow mustard on my scrambled eggs is a life choice that I fully endorse.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Putting yellow mustard on my scrambled eggs is a life choice that I fully endorse.
Jade was phenomenal!
Absolutely a perfect experience!
My god is she talented!
Absolutely a perfect experience!
My god is she talented!
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Jade was phenomenal!
Absolutely a perfect experience!
My god is she talented!
Absolutely a perfect experience!
My god is she talented!
Gonna to a concert this evening. My friend who was going with me, has a cold, all my other friends have plans or are working.
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Gonna to a concert this evening. My friend who was going with me, has a cold, all my other friends have plans or are working.
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
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A storm system will bring heavy rain, thunderstorms, & flood threats to portions of the Southern Plains today, the Lower Mississippi Valley Saturday & the Southeast into the Mid-Atlantic on Sunday.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A storm system will bring heavy rain, thunderstorms, & flood threats to portions of the Southern Plains today, the Lower Mississippi Valley Saturday & the Southeast into the Mid-Atlantic on Sunday.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
It'll be my luck and I'll live to be 107.
KIDDING!
KIDDING!
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It'll be my luck and I'll live to be 107.
KIDDING!
KIDDING!
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The armchair Olympians in our office are making me want to smash things. Sir, you've never played any winter sports ever, kindly STFU.
a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
ALT: a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The armchair Olympians in our office are making me want to smash things. Sir, you've never played any winter sports ever, kindly STFU.
BREAKING: My last nerve!
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
BREAKING: My last nerve!
I looked up the definition of "cunt" in the dictionary.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I looked up the definition of "cunt" in the dictionary.
It was an exceptional meal, here's a couple of highlights.
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It was an exceptional meal, here's a couple of highlights.
It's sunny.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It's sunny.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
Hub texted me this from home just now. Betty's side eye is terrifying.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hub texted me this from home just now. Betty's side eye is terrifying.
She's never done a good godamn thing in her worthless fucking career. Eat shit and die, worm dirt.
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
She's never done a good godamn thing in her worthless fucking career. Eat shit and die, worm dirt.
It's so fucking weird watching everyone acting like they're not moments away from losing their shit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's so fucking weird watching everyone acting like they're not moments away from losing their shit.
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I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
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I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
So many Americans will be basking in reflected glory during tomorrow's football game. Unless you're MAGA and nobody cares about their feelings cause they suck.
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
So many Americans will be basking in reflected glory during tomorrow's football game. Unless you're MAGA and nobody cares about their feelings cause they suck.
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Ticketmaster SUCKS!
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Ticketmaster SUCKS!