Muir Hands
@muirhands.bsky.social
"Too Much Personality for One, But Not Enough for Two." 🦁🍀🌎🌈🌊🌪🦋🦅
Agnostic/Naturistic He/Him.
Married to my Hubs/Best Friend
Agnostic/Naturistic He/Him.
Married to my Hubs/Best Friend
Pinned
I'm not buying what he's selling. Been following his trajectory for quite some time and there's such an undertone that reels of, too good to be true. I said what I said.
Gonna to a concert this evening. My friend who was going with me, has a cold, all my other friends have plans or are working.
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Gonna to a concert this evening. My friend who was going with me, has a cold, all my other friends have plans or are working.
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
Yes, I'm still going. If I'm allowed to take pics, they'll be up later. I'm focusing on something positive and hopefully y'all are able to as well. We've earned it!
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A storm system will bring heavy rain, thunderstorms, & flood threats to portions of the Southern Plains today, the Lower Mississippi Valley Saturday & the Southeast into the Mid-Atlantic on Sunday.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A storm system will bring heavy rain, thunderstorms, & flood threats to portions of the Southern Plains today, the Lower Mississippi Valley Saturday & the Southeast into the Mid-Atlantic on Sunday.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.
It'll be my luck and I'll live to be 107.
KIDDING!
KIDDING!
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It'll be my luck and I'll live to be 107.
KIDDING!
KIDDING!
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The armchair Olympians in our office are making me want to smash things. Sir, you've never played any winter sports ever, kindly STFU.
a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
ALT: a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The armchair Olympians in our office are making me want to smash things. Sir, you've never played any winter sports ever, kindly STFU.
BREAKING: My last nerve!
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
BREAKING: My last nerve!
I looked up the definition of "cunt" in the dictionary.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I looked up the definition of "cunt" in the dictionary.
It was an exceptional meal, here's a couple of highlights.
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It was an exceptional meal, here's a couple of highlights.
It's sunny.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It's sunny.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
It's 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.
Burping the house.
Doing some cleaning.
Going out for dinner.
French.
Hub texted me this from home just now. Betty's side eye is terrifying.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hub texted me this from home just now. Betty's side eye is terrifying.
She's never done a good godamn thing in her worthless fucking career. Eat shit and die, worm dirt.
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
She's never done a good godamn thing in her worthless fucking career. Eat shit and die, worm dirt.
It's so fucking weird watching everyone acting like they're not moments away from losing their shit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's so fucking weird watching everyone acting like they're not moments away from losing their shit.
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I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
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I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I don't use washcloths when I shower, I use these and if you don't, there is no way you're anywhere near as clean as I am.
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
#HowToStartAnInternetFight
So many Americans will be basking in reflected glory during tomorrow's football game. Unless you're MAGA and nobody cares about their feelings cause they suck.
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
So many Americans will be basking in reflected glory during tomorrow's football game. Unless you're MAGA and nobody cares about their feelings cause they suck.
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Ticketmaster SUCKS!
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Ticketmaster SUCKS!
Oh well.
So many of these white assholes have very close set eyes.
So many of these white assholes have very close set eyes.
Tiny Pants tossed from bar.
Don't let them rest.
Don't let them eat.
Make them quit.
#ICEOUT #Bovino #PedoProtectionForce
lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Don't let them rest.
Don't let them eat.
Make them quit.
#ICEOUT #Bovino #PedoProtectionForce
lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Oh well.
So many of these white assholes have very close set eyes.
So many of these white assholes have very close set eyes.
That and his Hitler Youth haircut.
And of course, the Europeans never make critical comments about his use of heavy eyeliner.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
That and his Hitler Youth haircut.
We don't have much time.
The oligarchs are knocking down the doors.
The oligarchs are knocking down the doors.
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We don't have much time.
The oligarchs are knocking down the doors.
The oligarchs are knocking down the doors.