Michael Strauss
@mstrauss.bsky.social
With no power comes no responsibility.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
*banging the table*
JURY NULLIFICATION!
JU-RY! NULLI-FICATION!
JURY NULLIFICATION!
JU-RY! NULLI-FICATION!
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:32 PM
*banging the table*
JURY NULLIFICATION!
JU-RY! NULLI-FICATION!
JURY NULLIFICATION!
JU-RY! NULLI-FICATION!
It sucks that it passed the House, but thanks to @reptimkennedy.bsky.social for voting NO on ICE funding.
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It sucks that it passed the House, but thanks to @reptimkennedy.bsky.social for voting NO on ICE funding.
Pre-ordered a bunch of comic books today.
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Pre-ordered a bunch of comic books today.
Watching the Jack Smith hearing and I can’t believe this piece of shit Republican just blamed the cops for January 6th. What the fuck?!?!
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Watching the Jack Smith hearing and I can’t believe this piece of shit Republican just blamed the cops for January 6th. What the fuck?!?!
How To Blow Up A Pipeline With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM
How To Blow Up A Pipeline With Big Naturals
When Harry Met Sally With Big Naturals
The Last Jedi With Big Naturals
A Few Good Men With Big Naturals
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang With Big Naturals
The Big Sleep With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Working 9-5 With Big Naturals
The Last Jedi With Big Naturals
A Few Good Men With Big Naturals
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang With Big Naturals
The Big Sleep With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Working 9-5 With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
When Harry Met Sally With Big Naturals
The Last Jedi With Big Naturals
A Few Good Men With Big Naturals
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang With Big Naturals
The Big Sleep With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Working 9-5 With Big Naturals
The Last Jedi With Big Naturals
A Few Good Men With Big Naturals
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang With Big Naturals
The Big Sleep With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Working 9-5 With Big Naturals
Do you want Cassian Andors? Because this is how you get Cassian Andors.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Do you want Cassian Andors? Because this is how you get Cassian Andors.
Bills Mafia is going to be sporting the hats of their “second favorite team” a lot next season depending on where McDermott goes.
Sean McDermott would turn the Raiders around.
He's already proven he can get a franchise turned around.
He's already proven he can get a franchise turned around.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Bills Mafia is going to be sporting the hats of their “second favorite team” a lot next season depending on where McDermott goes.
BRB, building a time machine so that I can go back to the 80s & tell my 8-yo self to start digging fracking wells so that I can own the Bills and Sabres.
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
BRB, building a time machine so that I can go back to the 80s & tell my 8-yo self to start digging fracking wells so that I can own the Bills and Sabres.
I want Darius Slay and Keon Coleman to star in JOHN WICK 5.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I want Darius Slay and Keon Coleman to star in JOHN WICK 5.
Reposted by Michael Strauss
Iceland at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Iceland at Davos
Pegula is correct about the playoff wall, and I understand the postgame locker room emotions, but fuck they’re fumbling all of this.
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Pegula is correct about the playoff wall, and I understand the postgame locker room emotions, but fuck they’re fumbling all of this.
Why did you not email/mass-text the roster?!?!?!?!
Is this what migraines feel like?
Is this what migraines feel like?
Brandon Beane says that Buffalo Bills players found out about Sean McDermott's firing through the media, as opposed to a team meeting, as players had already left. Locker room cleanout was Sunday, and news broke Monday morning.
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Why did you not email/mass-text the roster?!?!?!?!
Is this what migraines feel like?
Is this what migraines feel like?
I hate the dwelling on Darius Slay. They should have cut Sam Franklin instead of Ingram. Anyone can play gunner. But there were so many coaching decision problems and Slay was a GM problem.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I hate the dwelling on Darius Slay. They should have cut Sam Franklin instead of Ingram. Anyone can play gunner. But there were so many coaching decision problems and Slay was a GM problem.
Jebus. Not only are you knifing the kid in public but you’re killing his trade value. Why do this?
I hope Keon goes somewhere else and thrives.
I hope Keon goes somewhere else and thrives.
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.
Wow.
Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Jebus. Not only are you knifing the kid in public but you’re killing his trade value. Why do this?
I hope Keon goes somewhere else and thrives.
I hope Keon goes somewhere else and thrives.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Nor was this armed camp destroyed utterly in the crucible of war & defeat, but rather reformed itself as white vigilantes and police forces (themselves often indistinguishable) of the following Reconstruction and Jim Crow eras."
"Nor was this armed camp destroyed utterly in the crucible of war & defeat, but rather reformed itself as white vigilantes and police forces (themselves often indistinguishable) of the following Reconstruction and Jim Crow eras."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Like the outdoor gardens better, do I."
"Like the outdoor gardens better, do I."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Momma, a lapsed Catholic, was not."
"Momma, a lapsed Catholic, was not."
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Nor was this armed camp destroyed utterly in the crucible of war & defeat, but rather reformed itself as white vigilantes and police forces (themselves often indistinguishable) of the following Reconstruction and Jim Crow eras."
"Nor was this armed camp destroyed utterly in the crucible of war & defeat, but rather reformed itself as white vigilantes and police forces (themselves often indistinguishable) of the following Reconstruction and Jim Crow eras."
Once again, I’m calling for Congress to pass a law splitting the difference. Set the clocks ahead 30 minutes in the spring and leave them there permanently.
Two weeks into permanent Daylight Saving Time, Texans demand its repeal, as sunrise in San Antonio is delayed from 7:30am CST to 8:30am CDT—on this day in 1974.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Once again, I’m calling for Congress to pass a law splitting the difference. Set the clocks ahead 30 minutes in the spring and leave them there permanently.
The natural follow up question has to be: “How many people would you order shot?” Let him put these fantasies on tape.
Trump on the Insurrection Act: "It does make life a lot easier. You don't through the court system. It's just a much easier thing to do."
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The natural follow up question has to be: “How many people would you order shot?” Let him put these fantasies on tape.
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
Benson-Östlund-Helenius line giving me Roy-Vanek-Afinogenov vibes.
January 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
These house ads are directly responsible for my ongoing love today for Luke Cage & Danny Rand. #CheaperThanADoctorBill
Power Man and Iron Fist house adverts from 1983. The Iron Fist version were published first and then the Power Man advert came next.
#MarvelComics #PowerManAndIronFist #PowerMan #LukeCage #IronFist #1980sMarvel #MarvelHouseAds
#MarvelComics #PowerManAndIronFist #PowerMan #LukeCage #IronFist #1980sMarvel #MarvelHouseAds
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
These house ads are directly responsible for my ongoing love today for Luke Cage & Danny Rand. #CheaperThanADoctorBill
Reposted by Michael Strauss
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.