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Gonna get a lot of folks w/ this one. RFK Jr satire is always difficult for folks to distinguish from true stories about how he and his brain worms are doing eugenics and destroying our public health.
August 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me: I can’t believe I am leaving the house like this (looking kinda rough…)

Also me: WW3 is about to start…who cares what I’m wearing 😂🫨
June 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Why @mcdonalds workers in Denmark make decent wages explained in a lovely cartoon. The last line is gold
"They try to turn us against each other because they know our freedom demands that we stand together"
June 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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13-yr-old Camarria Williams made a remarkable discovery when she found a compound with potential cancer-fighting properties in goose poop from Garfield Park, Chicago.

This surprising find happened while participating in the Chicago Antibiotic Discovery Lab, a STEM program in collaboration with the
June 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Yikes
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The snippet we didn’t know we needed
A nun goes viral after unexpectedly beatboxing on television.
May 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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The GOP budget: brought to you by the phrase “stop hitting yourself.”
May 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh snap. That’s about 4 times bigger than I expected. My garden plot is going to need a lot of water and worm poop.
May 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
New provider appointment today went like this…

Me: Paxlovid helps a lot.
Her: That’s why you get reinfected a lot.
Me: I get reinfected because I had a high risk job. I got reinfected long before paxlovid was released.
Her: It’s the paxlovid.
Me:…
Her:…
Me thinking, dang how does she make $100k+?
April 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My only vice, Diet Coke, has released entire cases of cans with bro, or sis written on them. My sister passed years ago, and to my surprise, she is sharing 12 Diet Coke’s with me; my case is filled with cans with “sis” written on them.🥰
April 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - President Lyndon B. Johnson
April 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“Mein Kampf” (TWO copies no less) remains on the shelves, but “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” is gone.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/u...
Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.
www.nytimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I ate salmon in front of my fish tank to see how Trump and his Cabinet are feeling right now.
April 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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No comment. Just two dictionary definitions for your consideration.
April 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
April 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
OPE! That’s sooo badddd (the Midwest equivalent to the south’s bless your heart).

Signed,
Someone raised in the Midwest
April 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ok please don’t mask to hide your identity! Some of us need to do this for health reasons and the powers that be want to our law them. open.substack.com/pub/robertwd...
How to Dress for a Protest: Stay Safe, Stay Anonymous, Stay Ready
Heading to a protest? Learn how to dress for safety, anonymity, and comfort. From face coverings to the best protest shoes, here’s what to wear to stay protected.
open.substack.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM