Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC.
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
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Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
· Dec 5
Looking for gift ideas for the holidays? How about picking up a steamy story to share with a loved one? All my novellas are available in print form in the link in my bio—and some in ebook form as well.
Think of the thanks you'll get when your favorite ho ho ho finds all five beneath the tree!
Think of the thanks you'll get when your favorite ho ho ho finds all five beneath the tree!
I saw that on Hulu's main page and thought, "This is an unfortunate title for someone who was so stridently No Homo after Six Degrees of Separation."
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I saw that on Hulu's main page and thought, "This is an unfortunate title for someone who was so stridently No Homo after Six Degrees of Separation."
Reposted by Mr. Steed
You can now watch Act 1 of the video portion of our #podcast episode about #AmandaSeyfried on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DQ4...
For full video episodes, head on over to Patreon patreon.com/themixedreviews
For full video episodes, head on over to Patreon patreon.com/themixedreviews
The Mixed Reviews #Podcast episode 167 - #AmandaSeyfried (Act 1 preview)
YouTube video by The Mixed Reviews Podcast
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January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You can now watch Act 1 of the video portion of our #podcast episode about #AmandaSeyfried on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DQ4...
For full video episodes, head on over to Patreon patreon.com/themixedreviews
For full video episodes, head on over to Patreon patreon.com/themixedreviews
10/10 would stay again
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
10/10 would stay again
As someone trained by the FBI to distinguish microexpressions that denote wildness, I concur!
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
As someone trained by the FBI to distinguish microexpressions that denote wildness, I concur!
Tonight's episode of The Traitors UK is batshit bonkers, y'all.
a woman in a grey coat is smiling in front of a tree
ALT: a woman in a grey coat is smiling in front of a tree
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Tonight's episode of The Traitors UK is batshit bonkers, y'all.
A hotel that you can decorate, new tasks to earn currency for new items, crafting from storage, increased storage, new virtual islands to terraform and decorate, crossovers with Lego and Splatoon and Zelda.
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
A hotel that you can decorate, new tasks to earn currency for new items, crafting from storage, increased storage, new virtual islands to terraform and decorate, crossovers with Lego and Splatoon and Zelda.
Also, if you aren’t my Switch bud already…
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Also, if you aren’t my Switch bud already…
Today’s the big day!
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Today’s the big day!
It’s not even vaguely erotic.
That’s why I failed him. 😉
That’s why I failed him. 😉
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It’s not even vaguely erotic.
That’s why I failed him. 😉
That’s why I failed him. 😉
Any dreams I had today of expanding my #ACNH island into the luxury tourism trade thanks to the new update were immediately dispelled by Audie’s frank reality check.
(Do we think she refers to my putting Tom of Finland framed engravings in every room?)
(Do we think she refers to my putting Tom of Finland framed engravings in every room?)
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Any dreams I had today of expanding my #ACNH island into the luxury tourism trade thanks to the new update were immediately dispelled by Audie’s frank reality check.
(Do we think she refers to my putting Tom of Finland framed engravings in every room?)
(Do we think she refers to my putting Tom of Finland framed engravings in every room?)
Me: My student's book is up for order on Amazon!
Him: His book is about football? You helped him write a book on...football? YOU?
Me (stiffly): I don't know what you're implying.
Him: Finish this: The Chicago...
Me: Pizzas?
Him: The New York Jjjj...
Me: Geronimos?
Him: This'll be a bestseller.
Him: His book is about football? You helped him write a book on...football? YOU?
Me (stiffly): I don't know what you're implying.
Him: Finish this: The Chicago...
Me: Pizzas?
Him: The New York Jjjj...
Me: Geronimos?
Him: This'll be a bestseller.
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Me: My student's book is up for order on Amazon!
Him: His book is about football? You helped him write a book on...football? YOU?
Me (stiffly): I don't know what you're implying.
Him: Finish this: The Chicago...
Me: Pizzas?
Him: The New York Jjjj...
Me: Geronimos?
Him: This'll be a bestseller.
Him: His book is about football? You helped him write a book on...football? YOU?
Me (stiffly): I don't know what you're implying.
Him: Finish this: The Chicago...
Me: Pizzas?
Him: The New York Jjjj...
Me: Geronimos?
Him: This'll be a bestseller.
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January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It means you get to create your own!
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It means you get to create your own!
It only makes me tingly when you do it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It only makes me tingly when you do it.
Reason #4,257 You Should Not Consider Me As Your Boyfriend:
Unasked and entirely unwanted, at the drop of a hat I will launch into the growly male vocals of Real McCoy's "Another Night."
Unasked and entirely unwanted, at the drop of a hat I will launch into the growly male vocals of Real McCoy's "Another Night."
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reason #4,257 You Should Not Consider Me As Your Boyfriend:
Unasked and entirely unwanted, at the drop of a hat I will launch into the growly male vocals of Real McCoy's "Another Night."
Unasked and entirely unwanted, at the drop of a hat I will launch into the growly male vocals of Real McCoy's "Another Night."
Did I just watch some dame make a bottle of champagne come?
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Did I just watch some dame make a bottle of champagne come?
I've been treating myself to manicures at a place called Lovely Nails. At the conclusion of each session, I hold up my hands admiringly, exclaim, "Lovely nails!", and all the staff titter as if I'd said something remotely funny, before we all go about our business, united in embarrassment for me.
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I've been treating myself to manicures at a place called Lovely Nails. At the conclusion of each session, I hold up my hands admiringly, exclaim, "Lovely nails!", and all the staff titter as if I'd said something remotely funny, before we all go about our business, united in embarrassment for me.
Me, after the late-night reveal that the rosy-cheeked demon twink who has been shrieking Ariana lyrics into my ear and trodding on my feet all night is a tenure-track NYU professor.
a man wearing a black and silver striped sweater with the word schitts creek on it
ALT: a man wearing a black and silver striped sweater with the word schitts creek on it
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Me, after the late-night reveal that the rosy-cheeked demon twink who has been shrieking Ariana lyrics into my ear and trodding on my feet all night is a tenure-track NYU professor.
Awww. That’s kind of you. Keep my sonorous ASMR-like drone in mind for Bettecetera’s ‘Big Business 2: Why @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social Is Stone Cold Wrong’ rebuttal episode.
(Kidding. But not about the wrong part.)
(Kidding. But not about the wrong part.)
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Awww. That’s kind of you. Keep my sonorous ASMR-like drone in mind for Bettecetera’s ‘Big Business 2: Why @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social Is Stone Cold Wrong’ rebuttal episode.
(Kidding. But not about the wrong part.)
(Kidding. But not about the wrong part.)
Four seasons in, and I wish I enjoyed *anything* as much as Cumming relishes trilling the word 'murder.'
I'd forgotten how, in his hosting duties on The Traitors US, Alan Cumming impressively manages to wedge in an extra thirty or forty Rs into the word 'murder' every time it rolls off his tongue.
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Four seasons in, and I wish I enjoyed *anything* as much as Cumming relishes trilling the word 'murder.'
I admire how brazen it is!
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I admire how brazen it is!