Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC.
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
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Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
· Oct 5
My latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower, is out this week! It's an erotic comedy about a widower struggling to maintain his partner's orchid collection and the sexy younger gardener who helps him, um, bloom. It's a fun, naughty romp and I hope you'll buy a copy.
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No where else to show them but here… I’ve got these original variations available for sale!
XXX-Mas Elves available on Etsy…
www.etsy.com/listing/4414...
XXX-Mas Elves available on Etsy…
www.etsy.com/listing/4414...
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No where else to show them but here… I’ve got these original variations available for sale!
XXX-Mas Elves available on Etsy…
www.etsy.com/listing/4414...
XXX-Mas Elves available on Etsy…
www.etsy.com/listing/4414...
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New episode out now! 🎉 Hear Joe Boatfield’s honest take on queer art, community contradictions, & his evolving style inspired by gay bars. Tune in & support LGBTQ+ creatives today! 🏳️🌈🎨 #ListenNow #QueerArt
#ListenNow, #QueerArt
#ListenNow, #QueerArt
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New episode out now! 🎉 Hear Joe Boatfield’s honest take on queer art, community contradictions, & his evolving style inspired by gay bars. Tune in & support LGBTQ+ creatives today! 🏳️🌈🎨 #ListenNow #QueerArt
#ListenNow, #QueerArt
#ListenNow, #QueerArt
I went into Eternity (2025) expecting a low-rent Defending Your Life. 100% it's exactly that, though mustering a handful of B-movie sentimental pleasures of its own. It's really a Miles Teller showcase, though, if anyone really asked for that in a film.
(But it's still Defending Your Life.)
(But it's still Defending Your Life.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I went into Eternity (2025) expecting a low-rent Defending Your Life. 100% it's exactly that, though mustering a handful of B-movie sentimental pleasures of its own. It's really a Miles Teller showcase, though, if anyone really asked for that in a film.
(But it's still Defending Your Life.)
(But it's still Defending Your Life.)
Instead of The Upside Down, I went with A Woman’s Face (1941), in which a facial scar turns Joan Crawford into a cold-blooded criminal (sure!). There’s a wild scene in which Joan beats the crap out of a gal who flips on an electric lamp to get a good look at her.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Instead of The Upside Down, I went with A Woman’s Face (1941), in which a facial scar turns Joan Crawford into a cold-blooded criminal (sure!). There’s a wild scene in which Joan beats the crap out of a gal who flips on an electric lamp to get a good look at her.
Trying to work up the courage to start this inevitable final season of Stranger Things when the only plot point I remember is Steve Harrington wearing his Scoops uniform.
a young man wearing a sailor outfit with a name tag that says steve
ALT: a young man wearing a sailor outfit with a name tag that says steve
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November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trying to work up the courage to start this inevitable final season of Stranger Things when the only plot point I remember is Steve Harrington wearing his Scoops uniform.
Brendan Fraser is at his most emotionally open in Rental Family (2025), giving a sensitive performance that's equal parts dopey and sweet, like a lovable Labrador. I couldn't take my eyes off him. Despite a mid-film montage intended to gloss over some script cuts, it felt like a worthwhile view.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Brendan Fraser is at his most emotionally open in Rental Family (2025), giving a sensitive performance that's equal parts dopey and sweet, like a lovable Labrador. I couldn't take my eyes off him. Despite a mid-film montage intended to gloss over some script cuts, it felt like a worthwhile view.
Papi knows what’s up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Papi knows what’s up.
Conversations that remind me I’m fucking ancient:
Me: Love the look. Very Saloon Gal with a Secret Heart of Gold.
Drag Queen: Oh, thank you!
Me: Like Angela Lansbury in Harvey Girls. But more feminine.
Drag Queen: Anthea who now.
Me: Love the look. Very Saloon Gal with a Secret Heart of Gold.
Drag Queen: Oh, thank you!
Me: Like Angela Lansbury in Harvey Girls. But more feminine.
Drag Queen: Anthea who now.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Conversations that remind me I’m fucking ancient:
Me: Love the look. Very Saloon Gal with a Secret Heart of Gold.
Drag Queen: Oh, thank you!
Me: Like Angela Lansbury in Harvey Girls. But more feminine.
Drag Queen: Anthea who now.
Me: Love the look. Very Saloon Gal with a Secret Heart of Gold.
Drag Queen: Oh, thank you!
Me: Like Angela Lansbury in Harvey Girls. But more feminine.
Drag Queen: Anthea who now.
For the holidays I thought I'd track down a vintage '70s dessert recipe my mom used to make that, as a kid, I thought was wildly super-fancy because she didn't make it from cans or packets or encase it in Jello.
Turns out it's made from Cool Whip, brownie mix, and instant coffee. So fancy. 🙄
Turns out it's made from Cool Whip, brownie mix, and instant coffee. So fancy. 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
For the holidays I thought I'd track down a vintage '70s dessert recipe my mom used to make that, as a kid, I thought was wildly super-fancy because she didn't make it from cans or packets or encase it in Jello.
Turns out it's made from Cool Whip, brownie mix, and instant coffee. So fancy. 🙄
Turns out it's made from Cool Whip, brownie mix, and instant coffee. So fancy. 🙄
Given that I've not watched Gilligan's Island since I was maybe ten, my shower can attest it is absolutely bonkers what an absolute and thorough recall I have of all the numbers from the castaways' musicalization of Hamlet.
a man wearing a hat and a red sweater with tvland on the bottom right
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red sweater with tvland on the bottom right
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November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Given that I've not watched Gilligan's Island since I was maybe ten, my shower can attest it is absolutely bonkers what an absolute and thorough recall I have of all the numbers from the castaways' musicalization of Hamlet.
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With 31 Days of Dicks under my belt (albeit late) I want to thank all who participated with a little contest
Whichever #Cocktober 🖼️ gets the most notes by end of Nov, I will do a feature of that model!
Like and share your fav drawings, and check out the models pages to give them some love!
Whichever #Cocktober 🖼️ gets the most notes by end of Nov, I will do a feature of that model!
Like and share your fav drawings, and check out the models pages to give them some love!
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
With 31 Days of Dicks under my belt (albeit late) I want to thank all who participated with a little contest
Whichever #Cocktober 🖼️ gets the most notes by end of Nov, I will do a feature of that model!
Like and share your fav drawings, and check out the models pages to give them some love!
Whichever #Cocktober 🖼️ gets the most notes by end of Nov, I will do a feature of that model!
Like and share your fav drawings, and check out the models pages to give them some love!
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This month, we're headed over the rainbow! We invited the amazing @trannawintour.bsky.social to discuss the life and film career of the the Diva of all Divas, #JudyGarland! Follow the link for the full #podcast episode!
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleJG
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyJG
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleJG
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyJG
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This month, we're headed over the rainbow! We invited the amazing @trannawintour.bsky.social to discuss the life and film career of the the Diva of all Divas, #JudyGarland! Follow the link for the full #podcast episode!
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleJG
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyJG
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleJG
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyJG
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
In what's becoming a regrettable holiday tradition, @tightywhitiesand.bsky.social convinced me to view A Very Kitty Cocktail Party, in which kittens in knitwear behave decorously among holiday decorations that they disdain to acknowledge.
It's like having Beatrix Potter injected into my veins.
It's like having Beatrix Potter injected into my veins.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In what's becoming a regrettable holiday tradition, @tightywhitiesand.bsky.social convinced me to view A Very Kitty Cocktail Party, in which kittens in knitwear behave decorously among holiday decorations that they disdain to acknowledge.
It's like having Beatrix Potter injected into my veins.
It's like having Beatrix Potter injected into my veins.
Me: Traffic was horrible! It was backed up to the bridge on, um, that road with the yellow house, you know, with the pride flag…
Him: We’ve lived here 15 years and don’t know the road names, do you.
Me: Untrue!
Him: Name the road parallel to ours.
Me: I’m Too Pretty To Know Street Names Street.
Him: We’ve lived here 15 years and don’t know the road names, do you.
Me: Untrue!
Him: Name the road parallel to ours.
Me: I’m Too Pretty To Know Street Names Street.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me: Traffic was horrible! It was backed up to the bridge on, um, that road with the yellow house, you know, with the pride flag…
Him: We’ve lived here 15 years and don’t know the road names, do you.
Me: Untrue!
Him: Name the road parallel to ours.
Me: I’m Too Pretty To Know Street Names Street.
Him: We’ve lived here 15 years and don’t know the road names, do you.
Me: Untrue!
Him: Name the road parallel to ours.
Me: I’m Too Pretty To Know Street Names Street.
After spying Jasika Nicole on a random episode of something or other a couple of weeks ago, I've been tempted to start a rewatch of Fringe. But I don't know if I'm ready for 100 episodes of insanity—excellent insanity though it is.
a black and white photo of an elderly man with a caption that says " don 't eat my pudding "
ALT: a black and white photo of an elderly man with a caption that says " don 't eat my pudding "
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November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
After spying Jasika Nicole on a random episode of something or other a couple of weeks ago, I've been tempted to start a rewatch of Fringe. But I don't know if I'm ready for 100 episodes of insanity—excellent insanity though it is.
When you fall down the late-night internet rabbit hole after wondering if that grad school friend of yours still stars in self-fisting fetish porn.
a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .
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November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When you fall down the late-night internet rabbit hole after wondering if that grad school friend of yours still stars in self-fisting fetish porn.
Watching a holiday Disney movie about the Jonas Brothers wanting to be Jonases and brothers but not necessarily the Jonas Brothers and the pretty one took off his shirt so it's already better than the Pentatonix movie.
(I can't tell one Jonas from the other.)
(I can't tell one Jonas from the other.)
Watching a holiday Netflix movie about a woman obsessed with Pentatonix who wants to go to a Pentatonix concert to meet her Pentatonix-loving soulmate and spends the movie looking for Pentatonix tickets and it stars Pentatonx and all the characters say Pentatonix a lot.
(I don't like Pentatonix.)
(I don't like Pentatonix.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Watching a holiday Disney movie about the Jonas Brothers wanting to be Jonases and brothers but not necessarily the Jonas Brothers and the pretty one took off his shirt so it's already better than the Pentatonix movie.
(I can't tell one Jonas from the other.)
(I can't tell one Jonas from the other.)
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You should follow my lead, slip out of yours too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You should follow my lead, slip out of yours too.
May I quietly opine that Pluribus is my favorite show of 2025?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
May I quietly opine that Pluribus is my favorite show of 2025?
Me: That trial new brand of contact lenses is great!
Opthamologist: No issues?
Me: When I opened them I got squirted in the face, but...
Him: Oh no!
Me: I know, at least buy me dinner first, right?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
Him: Oh. Heh-heh-heh! Squirted in the face. Buy me dinner. Heh-heh-heh!
Opthamologist: No issues?
Me: When I opened them I got squirted in the face, but...
Him: Oh no!
Me: I know, at least buy me dinner first, right?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
Him: Oh. Heh-heh-heh! Squirted in the face. Buy me dinner. Heh-heh-heh!
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me: That trial new brand of contact lenses is great!
Opthamologist: No issues?
Me: When I opened them I got squirted in the face, but...
Him: Oh no!
Me: I know, at least buy me dinner first, right?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
Him: Oh. Heh-heh-heh! Squirted in the face. Buy me dinner. Heh-heh-heh!
Opthamologist: No issues?
Me: When I opened them I got squirted in the face, but...
Him: Oh no!
Me: I know, at least buy me dinner first, right?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
Him: Oh. Heh-heh-heh! Squirted in the face. Buy me dinner. Heh-heh-heh!
I won't invoke by name Netflix's first holiday movie of the season with Alicia Silverstone, because it features a teenaged witch gone right-wing nutjob and has far too many mentions of a disgraced wizardry franchise to be enjoyable.
But in the Netflix tradition, it features a guy's hard 6-pack.
But in the Netflix tradition, it features a guy's hard 6-pack.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I won't invoke by name Netflix's first holiday movie of the season with Alicia Silverstone, because it features a teenaged witch gone right-wing nutjob and has far too many mentions of a disgraced wizardry franchise to be enjoyable.
But in the Netflix tradition, it features a guy's hard 6-pack.
But in the Netflix tradition, it features a guy's hard 6-pack.