Jimmy Swindler
@mrsrumblebuns.bsky.social
They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise
I will not be told
what to do
I shall not step aside
I will not compromise
I will not be told
what to do
I shall not step aside
February 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise
I will not be told
what to do
I shall not step aside
I will not compromise
I will not be told
what to do
I shall not step aside
HUMANITY MUST BE STOPPED
January 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
HUMANITY MUST BE STOPPED
Some much needed doggo therapy by the light of the disco ball:)
January 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Some much needed doggo therapy by the light of the disco ball:)
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you will have to go through me first
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you will have to go through me first
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January 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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you will have to go through me first
🏳️⚧️
you will have to go through me first
🏳️⚧️
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ranking all single digit numbers
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7. 0
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January 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
ranking all single digit numbers
1. 2
2. 3
3. 8
4. 1
5. 9
6. 4
7. 0
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1. 2
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Mornings are a bit rough for lava lamp
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Mornings are a bit rough for lava lamp
Friday night disco kitchen party!
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Friday night disco kitchen party!
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Getty Images has so many angles on this that hadn't hit the wire services yet when I wrote my post—the photos that will be in history books.
January 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Getty Images has so many angles on this that hadn't hit the wire services yet when I wrote my post—the photos that will be in history books.
Get in yall!
We’re going table flippin’ and foot washin’
I’m not real good at either, but we will learn on the way
We’re going table flippin’ and foot washin’
I’m not real good at either, but we will learn on the way
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Get in yall!
We’re going table flippin’ and foot washin’
I’m not real good at either, but we will learn on the way
We’re going table flippin’ and foot washin’
I’m not real good at either, but we will learn on the way
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In light of Trump II’s predictably cruel and bonkers beginning, many people are asking: “What can I do now?” Here are 10 recommendations. robertreich.substack.com/p/what-you-c...
What you can do
Ten ways to resist Trump II
robertreich.substack.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In light of Trump II’s predictably cruel and bonkers beginning, many people are asking: “What can I do now?” Here are 10 recommendations. robertreich.substack.com/p/what-you-c...
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I love love love
Christmas music,
but I swear the first time
Little Drummer Boy comes on,
I will summon the ancient ones to end everything with fire
Christmas music,
but I swear the first time
Little Drummer Boy comes on,
I will summon the ancient ones to end everything with fire
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I love love love
Christmas music,
but I swear the first time
Little Drummer Boy comes on,
I will summon the ancient ones to end everything with fire
Christmas music,
but I swear the first time
Little Drummer Boy comes on,
I will summon the ancient ones to end everything with fire
Progressive Shopper
Put your money where your values are.
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November 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Shameless cross post alert-
Do not underestimate a desperate and resourceful punk experienced in exploiting any discarded or unwanted resource within arms reach.
I am one click away from Comic Sans, lens flares, and page curl effects.
I am ready.
Do not underestimate a desperate and resourceful punk experienced in exploiting any discarded or unwanted resource within arms reach.
I am one click away from Comic Sans, lens flares, and page curl effects.
I am ready.
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Shameless cross post alert-
Do not underestimate a desperate and resourceful punk experienced in exploiting any discarded or unwanted resource within arms reach.
I am one click away from Comic Sans, lens flares, and page curl effects.
I am ready.
Do not underestimate a desperate and resourceful punk experienced in exploiting any discarded or unwanted resource within arms reach.
I am one click away from Comic Sans, lens flares, and page curl effects.
I am ready.
Let’s be honest here. I will rightfully be the last person picked for any apocalypse survival team. I’m no hunter or gatherer. If I had a weapon, I would only be a threat to myself. I have no bow, no shield, no sword, but I will share a ride or a sammich. If you need a PDF, I can make you hella PDF.
November 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Let’s be honest here. I will rightfully be the last person picked for any apocalypse survival team. I’m no hunter or gatherer. If I had a weapon, I would only be a threat to myself. I have no bow, no shield, no sword, but I will share a ride or a sammich. If you need a PDF, I can make you hella PDF.
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This has been my mantra as a Trump biographer.
And now as a Musk biographer, too.
Let the sunlight in.
And now as a Musk biographer, too.
Let the sunlight in.
November 14, 2024 at 7:30 AM
This has been my mantra as a Trump biographer.
And now as a Musk biographer, too.
Let the sunlight in.
And now as a Musk biographer, too.
Let the sunlight in.
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everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios
November 14, 2024 at 1:06 PM
everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios