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Law Roach’s Flat Iron
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In the words of my nana. “ yo ass the blackest and you know the most”
📍Philly
My grandmother.
“He call hisself likin boys, chile”
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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✉️
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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The only reason that Donald Trump is president

the entire reason

is he red enraged to see Barack Obama became president
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Is it fair to say that someone can be attractive but not sexy, or sexy and not attractive?
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Someday we are going to read a lil Mexican girl’s account of this situation.
I hesitated to post these photos. But we need to talk about what ICE is actually doing.. so here it is.

This is what they spent today doing: arresting children.

Not criminals. Not threats.

Children. The teen “had no ID” so they took him.

.. and Babies.
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Thank God I called out!
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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I really hate meetings that could be an email
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I ain’t like the way that new white gay tried to invalidate Karamo’s experience…
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
How you want head but don’t wash up before? I went down and gagged LITERALLY!!!
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
My foot always meets my mouth 😞
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Started a stir fry, ended up a pepper steak
January 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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I gave this plant to my grandmother when I moved to Philly and she did exactly what I knew she would!!
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM
The fact that I haven’t dated in a year because I’m traumatized from noggas is crazy… therapy has opened my eyes to a lot about myself.
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I have a week to eat whatever I want!!!
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
DO NOT FORGET YOUR BROWN & YELLOWS!!! 💊
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Looking for a couple to tag team my hole
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We are way past the era of “I like your vibe, let’s go for a drink.” Now yall wait anniversary style dates for the first one.
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Happy Sunday!!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Happy Sunday!!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
HES BACK 🥲🥲
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Turned me into the demon 😈 I am today!!!
We used to be a proper country…
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
🥰🥰🤗
Bottoms who love asses are top tier. I don’t make the rules.
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The one we don’t speak of?
NEW BRUNO DROPPING NEXT MONTH?!!
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes my deodorant be too strong.
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Ppl will put looks and aesthetics on the top on their list of preferences when dating, then whatever’s happens with their “preference” doesn’t work out now they blaming the whole black race.. no nigga, it’s just your preference doesn’t prefer you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM