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it's been nearly two years since i have done the 30 day song Challenge.
So lets start.
75b. You have to hand it to the US market. The ability to do stock promotion and get market cap is absolutely unparalleled.
Tesla up a VW in market cap on Musk saying that they have an " an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years"

Really ? The company that spends 1/4 of VW in R&D will bring advanced AI chips.

At what point does it become securities fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tesla up a VW in market cap on Musk saying that they have an " an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years"

Really ? The company that spends 1/4 of VW in R&D will bring advanced AI chips.

At what point does it become securities fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Yesterday was actually insanity. Tesla added 72b market cap in the first few hours of the day, and then proceeded to lose 90b in market cap over the next few hours - on no news.

It's actual insanity
After a brief pause, Tesla is back to adding their biggest competitors in terms of market cap daily.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
After a brief pause, Tesla is back to adding their biggest competitors in terms of market cap daily.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So Xiaomi: Q3 net income s much as profit last year. EVs are profitable after just 19 months and growing 22% revenues.
Down 14% on 18x EV/EBIT and 2.3x P/S.

Tesla's net income implodes and the stock goes up to 15x P/S.

Just US vs China things
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I don't think Bob Iger has any idea how the internet works....
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Wait Tesla is down more than 2%. What is this?
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tesla's China sales are the lowest they have been in 3 years and the stock is flat.

Fundamentals still meaningless.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Government shutdown.

Stocks be like: Up 3.5% in a month

Government shutdown over

Stocks up on stopped government shutdown. Lmfao
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
IonQ products haven't been working at all. Result: 1000% increase in loses, only 2x in revenues.

Stock up 260% in a year.
Not a bubble...
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The numbers are so bullish.
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
BYD crushing Tesla in the UK. Certainly bullish enough for Tesla to add half of BYD in market cap in a day.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And the insanity in the market and Tesla continues. Erasing all the loses of yesterday and now being up the last 5 days.

This is the most insane bubble in history.
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well we can put that indicator in the trashcan...
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Bitcoin is still above 105k USD and reddit is talking about crypto winter. Lmfao
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Open AI has promised to now spent 1.5T. where does that money come from?
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Market agrees. Nearly -89% in new registrations warrants a whole VW in market cap increase (55b).

Nice
TESLA NEW REGISTRATIONS IN SWEDEN -88.7% YoY ...

How bullish is that
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
TESLA NEW REGISTRATIONS IN SWEDEN -88.7% YoY ...

How bullish is that
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tesla recalls. That is bullish
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
$FI is imploding as they posted a terrible outlook. But nothing is enough to make stocks go red.
Nvidia is no longer a $5 trillion company - call the market police and release 467 data center partnership headlines
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Why does the stock keep rising despite sales slump?

Because the market is stupid.
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Government shutdown, more job cuts. You know what that means: It's bullish!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tesla will be studied for decades to come. A company with less than 1b in quarterly earnings that are rapidly declining having a market cap of over 1.5T and adding one of their biggest competitors in market cap on promises of a 1T dollar pay package.

Reality distortion.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM