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Tesla up a VW in market cap on Musk saying that they have an " an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years"

Really ? The company that spends 1/4 of VW in R&D will bring advanced AI chips.

At what point does it become securities fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don't think Bob Iger has any idea how the internet works....
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
IonQ products haven't been working at all. Result: 1000% increase in loses, only 2x in revenues.

Stock up 260% in a year.
Not a bubble...
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The numbers are so bullish.
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
BYD crushing Tesla in the UK. Certainly bullish enough for Tesla to add half of BYD in market cap in a day.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Well we can put that indicator in the trashcan...
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Why does the stock keep rising despite sales slump?

Because the market is stupid.
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is like everything else bullish. Joby...
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My new Post on Substack

open.substack.com/pub/roiss/p/...
October 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well Tesla is under investigation, but at least they pumped 230b in 3 days.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I was waiting for the news that makes Tesla go up. So bullish
September 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe, while BYD tripples theirs. Good thing that Tesla added a whole BYD in market cap in just the last 10 days, and is basically flat pre-market.
August 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Hasn't posted for ages, but apparently I got my first subscriber where Chatgpt recommended my blog. Interesting
August 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Carvana now nearly back to 2021 highs. Nothing changed, the father of the CEO ( who was convicted for fraud) dumping $2.5b in shares over the last year.
August 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So RGTI announces. a new quantum model that is "coming soon" and adds 500m market cap on 1.8 million in revenues.
August 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What is this price chart. Seriously it looks so damn weird with premarket being flat and the rocketing up as soon as the market opens
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
More price cuts = less margins = bullish.
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It should say: Stock futures climb because why not. Fundamentals don't matter anyway.
August 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Which one is your favorite fantasy adventure

@montanaskeptic.bsky.social @bradmunchen.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And the next smoke screen. "Public access of robotaxis" coming next month. Good enough for the market to add another Honda in market cap.

"Not a bubble"
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Well they secured a ride share license and the stock is up again (when valued as tho they already own the whole sector).
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tesla stocks pumps on better "FSD" model according to Musk - yes the model that should have driven from LA to NY in 2016.

It also means that the current FSD doesn't work, but instead of the stock going down (given where sales, lawsuites etc are). It pumps again.
August 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And here we are. Added 40b in market cap on a 1b in revenues.

Lemonade a retail favorite from 2021 up again on continued loses and ARK having its biggest inflow ever.
August 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM