Lurid
@mrlurid.bsky.social
Look, when 3/4 of the blurb on the back of a fantasy novel is about the author, and not what the damned book is about, fuck off.
I do not care. I do not care about their many awards. I do not care how many other books they've written.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS ABOUT.
I do not care. I do not care about their many awards. I do not care how many other books they've written.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS ABOUT.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look, when 3/4 of the blurb on the back of a fantasy novel is about the author, and not what the damned book is about, fuck off.
I do not care. I do not care about their many awards. I do not care how many other books they've written.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS ABOUT.
I do not care. I do not care about their many awards. I do not care how many other books they've written.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS ABOUT.
Turns out, having a narcissistic, anti-social, paranoid, sadistic, senile asshole as a president wasn't the greatest idea.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Turns out, having a narcissistic, anti-social, paranoid, sadistic, senile asshole as a president wasn't the greatest idea.
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lol, love how Twitch tells me to watch a stream to not lose my streak, I clicked on it, and it says I lost my streak.
...I watched the entire 2½ stream. I only clicked on the notification because I was curious, because it only popped up after the stream had ended.
Don't care, but it's kinda funny.
...I watched the entire 2½ stream. I only clicked on the notification because I was curious, because it only popped up after the stream had ended.
Don't care, but it's kinda funny.
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lol, love how Twitch tells me to watch a stream to not lose my streak, I clicked on it, and it says I lost my streak.
...I watched the entire 2½ stream. I only clicked on the notification because I was curious, because it only popped up after the stream had ended.
Don't care, but it's kinda funny.
...I watched the entire 2½ stream. I only clicked on the notification because I was curious, because it only popped up after the stream had ended.
Don't care, but it's kinda funny.
Tearing down a huge chunk of the white house if a good metaphor actually.
He's tearing shit down, for his own ego.
And no one can, or will, stop him.
He's tearing shit down, for his own ego.
And no one can, or will, stop him.
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tearing down a huge chunk of the white house if a good metaphor actually.
He's tearing shit down, for his own ego.
And no one can, or will, stop him.
He's tearing shit down, for his own ego.
And no one can, or will, stop him.
"Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
Democrats, run it as fucking billboards in every city.
Democrats, run it as fucking billboards in every city.
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
Democrats, run it as fucking billboards in every city.
Democrats, run it as fucking billboards in every city.
It's still amazing that there are still americans that are going shockedpikachu.jpg and saying "He can't do that! That's illegal!"
Your country is fucked, bro. No amount of people standing around in a park on a saturday with a witty sign is going to stop that.
Your country is fucked, bro. No amount of people standing around in a park on a saturday with a witty sign is going to stop that.
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's still amazing that there are still americans that are going shockedpikachu.jpg and saying "He can't do that! That's illegal!"
Your country is fucked, bro. No amount of people standing around in a park on a saturday with a witty sign is going to stop that.
Your country is fucked, bro. No amount of people standing around in a park on a saturday with a witty sign is going to stop that.
Mom calls: "[Thing Online] isn't working!"
Me: "There are huge outages online right now, I'm not going to troubleshoot tonight."
Mom: "Oh."
10 minutes later.
Mom calls: "[Other Thing Online] isn't working!"
Me: "There are huge outages online right now, I'm not going to troubleshoot tonight."
Mom: "Oh."
10 minutes later.
Mom calls: "[Other Thing Online] isn't working!"
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mom calls: "[Thing Online] isn't working!"
Me: "There are huge outages online right now, I'm not going to troubleshoot tonight."
Mom: "Oh."
10 minutes later.
Mom calls: "[Other Thing Online] isn't working!"
Me: "There are huge outages online right now, I'm not going to troubleshoot tonight."
Mom: "Oh."
10 minutes later.
Mom calls: "[Other Thing Online] isn't working!"
"Biden made my daddy not love me." -Trump.
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Biden made my daddy not love me." -Trump.
I don't think online comic strips should do reruns.
I will fight to the death over this.
I will fight to the death over this.
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don't think online comic strips should do reruns.
I will fight to the death over this.
I will fight to the death over this.
In the 2000's, we had the dotcom bubble, in 2008 the housing bubble.
I feel like now we have like... 20 bubbles just waiting to burst.
I feel like now we have like... 20 bubbles just waiting to burst.
October 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In the 2000's, we had the dotcom bubble, in 2008 the housing bubble.
I feel like now we have like... 20 bubbles just waiting to burst.
I feel like now we have like... 20 bubbles just waiting to burst.
Forbes continuously posting "See what this billionaire wasted money on!" articles on bluesky is so fucking tone deaf it's hilarious.
October 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Forbes continuously posting "See what this billionaire wasted money on!" articles on bluesky is so fucking tone deaf it's hilarious.
Algorithm: Sports?
Me: No.
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Sports?!
Me: No!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Spooooorts?!
Me: NO!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: SPOOOOORTS!!!??
Me: No.
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Sports?!
Me: No!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Spooooorts?!
Me: NO!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: SPOOOOORTS!!!??
October 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Algorithm: Sports?
Me: No.
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Sports?!
Me: No!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Spooooorts?!
Me: NO!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: SPOOOOORTS!!!??
Me: No.
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Sports?!
Me: No!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: Spooooorts?!
Me: NO!
Algorithm: Oh okay.
Algorithm: SPOOOOORTS!!!??
It'll be interesting to see how they'll spin "Rightwing trump supporter who blamed mormons for what happened to Kirk" to be the lefts fault.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It'll be interesting to see how they'll spin "Rightwing trump supporter who blamed mormons for what happened to Kirk" to be the lefts fault.
Just watched "One Battle After Another" in the cinema. It was pretty good.
Very topical to present day US politics.
Very topical to present day US politics.
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just watched "One Battle After Another" in the cinema. It was pretty good.
Very topical to present day US politics.
Very topical to present day US politics.
Fuck I'm tired of the poorly disguised ads about halloween plastic crap.
September 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fuck I'm tired of the poorly disguised ads about halloween plastic crap.
You know what I find funny? When a website "checks for viruses" and makes you wait before downloading a file.
You'd think that'd be done when it's uploaded.
Google is especially funny, because it always says it failed to check. Never had it work once.
You'd think that'd be done when it's uploaded.
Google is especially funny, because it always says it failed to check. Never had it work once.
September 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You know what I find funny? When a website "checks for viruses" and makes you wait before downloading a file.
You'd think that'd be done when it's uploaded.
Google is especially funny, because it always says it failed to check. Never had it work once.
You'd think that'd be done when it's uploaded.
Google is especially funny, because it always says it failed to check. Never had it work once.
I was promised a rapture, but we're still stuck with all the christians.
I want a refund.
I want a refund.
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was promised a rapture, but we're still stuck with all the christians.
I want a refund.
I want a refund.
Tip to A.I-Bros:
You can't accuse anyone of "stealing" your ai slop.
You don't own anything, because you made nothing. And the computer that generated it can't own it, because it's not a person.
Sure, maybe you could argue that you somehow own the prompt, but you don't own the results.
You can't accuse anyone of "stealing" your ai slop.
You don't own anything, because you made nothing. And the computer that generated it can't own it, because it's not a person.
Sure, maybe you could argue that you somehow own the prompt, but you don't own the results.
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Tip to A.I-Bros:
You can't accuse anyone of "stealing" your ai slop.
You don't own anything, because you made nothing. And the computer that generated it can't own it, because it's not a person.
Sure, maybe you could argue that you somehow own the prompt, but you don't own the results.
You can't accuse anyone of "stealing" your ai slop.
You don't own anything, because you made nothing. And the computer that generated it can't own it, because it's not a person.
Sure, maybe you could argue that you somehow own the prompt, but you don't own the results.
"Why do we even need black history month? Racism is over."
*Creates a day to celebrate a white supremacist half a year later*
*Creates a day to celebrate a white supremacist half a year later*
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Why do we even need black history month? Racism is over."
*Creates a day to celebrate a white supremacist half a year later*
*Creates a day to celebrate a white supremacist half a year later*
ALERT: It has been 23 hours and 45 minutes since your last obligatory praising of President Trump.
An additional 5 words of praise has been added to your quota.
Please post your praise to any of the pre-approved social media platforms.
Your community has been notified of your failings.
An additional 5 words of praise has been added to your quota.
Please post your praise to any of the pre-approved social media platforms.
Your community has been notified of your failings.
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ALERT: It has been 23 hours and 45 minutes since your last obligatory praising of President Trump.
An additional 5 words of praise has been added to your quota.
Please post your praise to any of the pre-approved social media platforms.
Your community has been notified of your failings.
An additional 5 words of praise has been added to your quota.
Please post your praise to any of the pre-approved social media platforms.
Your community has been notified of your failings.
Just saw someone on reddit ask "What has Kirk ever said that caused anyone harm?"
And someone linked to lists of hatecrimes against trans people, gay people, and racially motived.
And the immediate response was "how did what he said cause any of that?"
Dehumanising. Useful idiots. Gaslighters.
And someone linked to lists of hatecrimes against trans people, gay people, and racially motived.
And the immediate response was "how did what he said cause any of that?"
Dehumanising. Useful idiots. Gaslighters.
September 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Just saw someone on reddit ask "What has Kirk ever said that caused anyone harm?"
And someone linked to lists of hatecrimes against trans people, gay people, and racially motived.
And the immediate response was "how did what he said cause any of that?"
Dehumanising. Useful idiots. Gaslighters.
And someone linked to lists of hatecrimes against trans people, gay people, and racially motived.
And the immediate response was "how did what he said cause any of that?"
Dehumanising. Useful idiots. Gaslighters.
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"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
The past few days, I've seen a bunch of "I'm not rightwing" followed by all the rightwing talking points on how the left are responsible for all the violence ever.
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The past few days, I've seen a bunch of "I'm not rightwing" followed by all the rightwing talking points on how the left are responsible for all the violence ever.
You know what impresses me?
When a game or movie has a distant lightning bolt, and it takes a while before the sound arrives.
Every time I'm like "Hell yeah! Physics!"
When a game or movie has a distant lightning bolt, and it takes a while before the sound arrives.
Every time I'm like "Hell yeah! Physics!"
September 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know what impresses me?
When a game or movie has a distant lightning bolt, and it takes a while before the sound arrives.
Every time I'm like "Hell yeah! Physics!"
When a game or movie has a distant lightning bolt, and it takes a while before the sound arrives.
Every time I'm like "Hell yeah! Physics!"