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Frame 1: Guy one says "Find me evidence of this crime." Frame 2: Guy two says "What if there isn't a crime?" Frame 3: Guy one's blank face. Frame 4: Guy one's angry face.
September 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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I'm assuming this.
A tweet saying "Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" A reply says "spend less on candles" And a counter-response saying "no"
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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PANEL 1 An older man wearing glasses, sitting behind a desk, is talking to an intense man with a large black beard and wearing a suit jacket but no tie. We’ll call him “Blackbeard.” GLASSES: We’re dropping your column. Many readers think you’re just too extreme. BLACKBEARD: I have been silenced! PANEL 2 Blackbeard is standing on stage behind a lectern, holding a hand high in the air as he declames. There’s a huge audience listening to him. BLACKBEARD: I have been silenced! PANEL 3 A newspaper lies on a table, near a coffee mug and a spoon. The newspaper is The Washington Post. A front page story shows a photo of Blackbeard talking, and a headline that says “I Have Been Silenced!” PANEL 4 We are looking at a flatscreen TV. The TV shows Blackbeard appearing on Fox News. Blackbeard is yelling. An off-camera interviewer speaks. INTERVIEWER: …here with his new book, “I have been silenced.” BLACKBEARD: I have been silenced!
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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You know what I don't like?

Sleek, shiny intergalactic spaceships. Fuck that.

Make them bulky monstrosities. They should not be able to land on a planet. Attempting it would be catastrophic.
July 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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So Musk is threatening to start a new party, which would split the rightwing vote.

And Trump is threatening to revoke all of Musk's government contracts.
News headline that says "Heartwarming: The two worst people you know are fighting"
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Panel 1: Principal Skinner contemplating "Am I out of touch?" Panel 2: Skinner, with a blank look on his face "No, it's the children who are wrong."
May 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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People say it's not okay to punch down.

But I can think of a good example of when you should.
Indiana Jones punching down on a nazi.
March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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First frame: Box with "Under Biden," Man in Maga hat yelling at the price of eggs, blaming Biden. Second Frame: Box with "Under Trump," Same man, now with glasses and a book on economy, trying to explain away why the price of eggs is a complex matter that the president can't control. Below, the price of eggs is even higher than under Biden.
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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You know you're forgettable, when Google forgets you were the lead.
List of Characters in the 1995 TV Show Hercules. Kevin Sorbo, the lead, is not mentioned.
January 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Buying a game should never come with a "Comparison Grid™"
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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I guess they were on one of my blocklists. Best feature ever.
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Real OG's remembers the original, and not the ripoff.
Crush The Castle, released before Angry Birds.
November 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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I'm concerned what this means for the AmazingSuperPowers guys.
October 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM