The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

I've been putting margarine on my cut for a week now and there's been no improvement at all. I can't believe it's not better.

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

Sure, you can dig back four decades and extrapolate Musk's views from his apartheid-loving Nazi grandparents, or you could remember that time some guy tweeted that Jews were replacing the white race and Musk himself replied "you have said the actual truth" because that was 14 months ago.

Going to order a Chinese takeaway tonight. Not ordering from The Specials menu though. You always get too much foo young.

Gutted to discover my tattoo actually says 'Horse Piss' in Chinese.

Study after study for years shows that schools with trained librarians have better test scores. School librarians teach research & critical thinking, assist teachers in finding supplemental curricular material, find nonfiction & fiction in a variety of formats to support lessons & more

Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians

I’ve taken a vowel of slence.