Mister Cuss Mustard
@mrcussmustard.bsky.social
RIP in peace Sisyphus
You would have loved dark souls
You would have loved dark souls
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
RIP in peace Sisyphus
You would have loved dark souls
You would have loved dark souls
Princess Diana never got to see the metroidvania really define itself as a a genre, and I think that’s very sad
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Princess Diana never got to see the metroidvania really define itself as a a genre, and I think that’s very sad
Reposted by Mister Cuss Mustard
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
🎶 CRANK HOG 🎶
a group of mickey mouse cartoon characters are dancing
ALT: a group of mickey mouse cartoon characters are dancing
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
🎶 CRANK HOG 🎶
here is a bit of lore about me
i only wash my hands after i wipe my ass
i only wash my hands after i wipe my ass
October 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
here is a bit of lore about me
i only wash my hands after i wipe my ass
i only wash my hands after i wipe my ass
UH OH!
October 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
UH OH!
I only ever wanted to be Ford Prefect but now I see clearly that I have always been Arthur Dent
May 9, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I only ever wanted to be Ford Prefect but now I see clearly that I have always been Arthur Dent
Hats off to frozen kool whip, by far the world’s greatest ice cream
September 21, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Hats off to frozen kool whip, by far the world’s greatest ice cream
When twitter finally eats shit I will simply pretend I was always here
September 19, 2023 at 10:23 PM
When twitter finally eats shit I will simply pretend I was always here
I want to poop so bad guys
August 6, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I want to poop so bad guys
Munchausen biopsy
August 6, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Munchausen biopsy
The next time you’re tempted to send a xeet: stop. Send a skeet instead.
August 5, 2023 at 12:26 AM
The next time you’re tempted to send a xeet: stop. Send a skeet instead.
Little Women In Cages
August 4, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Little Women In Cages
Reposted by Mister Cuss Mustard
It is BIIIZZZAAAARRRROOOOOOO!!!
August 4, 2023 at 3:01 AM
It is BIIIZZZAAAARRRROOOOOOO!!!
I once had a zit on the back of my dick that was so stubborn I had to rip it out with tweezers
August 4, 2023 at 1:15 AM
I once had a zit on the back of my dick that was so stubborn I had to rip it out with tweezers
My doctor told me I’m not allowed to smoke weed with animal hair in it but thank you anyway
August 4, 2023 at 12:19 AM
My doctor told me I’m not allowed to smoke weed with animal hair in it but thank you anyway
"I've always agreed with William Faulkner—he said that the human heart in conflict with Mechagodzilla is the only thing worth writing about. I've always taken that as my guiding principle, and the rest is just set dressing."
- George RR Martin
- George RR Martin
August 3, 2023 at 7:07 PM
"I've always agreed with William Faulkner—he said that the human heart in conflict with Mechagodzilla is the only thing worth writing about. I've always taken that as my guiding principle, and the rest is just set dressing."
- George RR Martin
- George RR Martin
The Grape of Lucretia
Underneath the pl-
you know what, not today
you know what, not today
rise of the planet of the gapes
August 3, 2023 at 4:16 AM
The Grape of Lucretia
I’m nearly 40 and the only people who have ever threatened me with guns have all been cops
August 1, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I’m nearly 40 and the only people who have ever threatened me with guns have all been cops
Javier Barsoom
August 1, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Javier Barsoom
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
Everyone with the attention deficit knows that there is a magical furniture arrangement that, when found, will straight up solve literally every problem in life
August 1, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Everyone with the attention deficit knows that there is a magical furniture arrangement that, when found, will straight up solve literally every problem in life