MrCurtoons
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Animating, Arting, and YouTubing.
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“The most racist thing he’s done” means they’re admitting his done many more levels of racism. Is this more racist? Or just a blatant continuation of more racism.
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“The most racist thing he’s done” means they’re admitting his done many more levels of racism. Is this more racist? Or just a blatant continuation of more racism.
Remember a long long time ago when we would say, “Bitcoin seems like it’s designed specifically for perverts, hitmen, illegal substances and laundering money?”
We were more right than we thought.
We were more right than we thought.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Remember a long long time ago when we would say, “Bitcoin seems like it’s designed specifically for perverts, hitmen, illegal substances and laundering money?”
We were more right than we thought.
We were more right than we thought.
Every time I used to see “TPUSA” I would automatically think it looked like a slur people called all presidents.
Now my first thought is that it’s Short for Trump-Pussay and it always shocks me when it’s posted by JD or someone from his team.
Now my first thought is that it’s Short for Trump-Pussay and it always shocks me when it’s posted by JD or someone from his team.
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Every time I used to see “TPUSA” I would automatically think it looked like a slur people called all presidents.
Now my first thought is that it’s Short for Trump-Pussay and it always shocks me when it’s posted by JD or someone from his team.
Now my first thought is that it’s Short for Trump-Pussay and it always shocks me when it’s posted by JD or someone from his team.
Yeah it sucks that it’s 14.99 for a fast food meal deal now. Sucks that I’m old enough to remember when 2 could dine for 9.99. Sucks even more to realize I’m actually old enough to remember that time 2 could dine for 6.99! And the burgers were bigger! And these kids better get off my lawn!Ollllllld!
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Yeah it sucks that it’s 14.99 for a fast food meal deal now. Sucks that I’m old enough to remember when 2 could dine for 9.99. Sucks even more to realize I’m actually old enough to remember that time 2 could dine for 6.99! And the burgers were bigger! And these kids better get off my lawn!Ollllllld!
Not. even. one. Hero.
Remember for those 5 minutes when it looked like Elon was going to out the bad guys? But now we know he was just jealous.
Remember for those 5 minutes when it looked like Elon was going to out the bad guys? But now we know he was just jealous.
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Not. even. one. Hero.
Remember for those 5 minutes when it looked like Elon was going to out the bad guys? But now we know he was just jealous.
Remember for those 5 minutes when it looked like Elon was going to out the bad guys? But now we know he was just jealous.
Oh the problem is snitches and info leakers?
Really? It’s not the heads of the investigation saying “there’s no evidence, everything is actually fine and extra innocent!” Interesting take. Why am I reading THIS at 5am, and not about arrests?
Really? It’s not the heads of the investigation saying “there’s no evidence, everything is actually fine and extra innocent!” Interesting take. Why am I reading THIS at 5am, and not about arrests?
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Oh the problem is snitches and info leakers?
Really? It’s not the heads of the investigation saying “there’s no evidence, everything is actually fine and extra innocent!” Interesting take. Why am I reading THIS at 5am, and not about arrests?
Really? It’s not the heads of the investigation saying “there’s no evidence, everything is actually fine and extra innocent!” Interesting take. Why am I reading THIS at 5am, and not about arrests?
Was Marjorie T. Green really the last Republican that wanted to go after the Epstein monsters? It seems insane there’s nobody in that group fighting for it anymore.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Was Marjorie T. Green really the last Republican that wanted to go after the Epstein monsters? It seems insane there’s nobody in that group fighting for it anymore.
Dude says, Xi is my best friend and he likes me and we’re cool guys.
But if you hang out with Xi he won’t let you play your precious “iced hockey” anymore! He’s bad and evil! Not like me. I’m cool and nice. Just like my best friend Xi who’s the coolest. I love him.
🤔
But if you hang out with Xi he won’t let you play your precious “iced hockey” anymore! He’s bad and evil! Not like me. I’m cool and nice. Just like my best friend Xi who’s the coolest. I love him.
🤔
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Dude says, Xi is my best friend and he likes me and we’re cool guys.
But if you hang out with Xi he won’t let you play your precious “iced hockey” anymore! He’s bad and evil! Not like me. I’m cool and nice. Just like my best friend Xi who’s the coolest. I love him.
🤔
But if you hang out with Xi he won’t let you play your precious “iced hockey” anymore! He’s bad and evil! Not like me. I’m cool and nice. Just like my best friend Xi who’s the coolest. I love him.
🤔
He is Palpatine! They are his masked Stormtroopers. It’s not even a stretch of a metaphor. Darth Vancder and Grand Moff Miller are hunting rebels so they can run the galaxy when Elon-D-2 takes everyone to space.
This isn’t funny. It’s just terrifying insanity.
This isn’t funny. It’s just terrifying insanity.
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
He is Palpatine! They are his masked Stormtroopers. It’s not even a stretch of a metaphor. Darth Vancder and Grand Moff Miller are hunting rebels so they can run the galaxy when Elon-D-2 takes everyone to space.
This isn’t funny. It’s just terrifying insanity.
This isn’t funny. It’s just terrifying insanity.
Does this orange idiot think that he doesn’t also do business with China? What is he even talking about?
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Does this orange idiot think that he doesn’t also do business with China? What is he even talking about?
Time to begin Avoiding He-man Trailers/posts/images. The few images I’ve seen have made me build my hopes back up! 🗡️
Will I be annoyed that it’s an origin story? Yes. Always. Will I be disappointed if Courtney and/or Lt. Paris don’t walk by in the background with a cosmic key? Yes!
Will I be annoyed that it’s an origin story? Yes. Always. Will I be disappointed if Courtney and/or Lt. Paris don’t walk by in the background with a cosmic key? Yes!
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Time to begin Avoiding He-man Trailers/posts/images. The few images I’ve seen have made me build my hopes back up! 🗡️
Will I be annoyed that it’s an origin story? Yes. Always. Will I be disappointed if Courtney and/or Lt. Paris don’t walk by in the background with a cosmic key? Yes!
Will I be annoyed that it’s an origin story? Yes. Always. Will I be disappointed if Courtney and/or Lt. Paris don’t walk by in the background with a cosmic key? Yes!
Dear person who didn’t show up to my peace-party. You are UNINVITED! This formal letter is to let you know we had pizza and I’m cool! Only my bullies showed up and paid my party fee! Extra Pizza for us!
I’ll challenge your old peace-party to a fight my party!
-That’s how you get a Legion of Doom.
I’ll challenge your old peace-party to a fight my party!
-That’s how you get a Legion of Doom.
January 23, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Dear person who didn’t show up to my peace-party. You are UNINVITED! This formal letter is to let you know we had pizza and I’m cool! Only my bullies showed up and paid my party fee! Extra Pizza for us!
I’ll challenge your old peace-party to a fight my party!
-That’s how you get a Legion of Doom.
I’ll challenge your old peace-party to a fight my party!
-That’s how you get a Legion of Doom.
If your boss keeps calling himself “Daddy” during your economic meeting. Then he’s definitely done the unspeakable things we know he’s done and he’s clearly nostalgic for his days being “daddy”.
It’s disturbing and insane that nobody is investigating that list. Just painting over it.
It’s disturbing and insane that nobody is investigating that list. Just painting over it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If your boss keeps calling himself “Daddy” during your economic meeting. Then he’s definitely done the unspeakable things we know he’s done and he’s clearly nostalgic for his days being “daddy”.
It’s disturbing and insane that nobody is investigating that list. Just painting over it.
It’s disturbing and insane that nobody is investigating that list. Just painting over it.
When the person threatening you suddenly asks you to pay to join his peace team… that’s one of those Protection rackets you see in mafia movies.
There’s no one who will just go in and make the arrest? A cop who’s too old for this shit and 2 days from retirement? And judge? Parking enforcement?
There’s no one who will just go in and make the arrest? A cop who’s too old for this shit and 2 days from retirement? And judge? Parking enforcement?
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When the person threatening you suddenly asks you to pay to join his peace team… that’s one of those Protection rackets you see in mafia movies.
There’s no one who will just go in and make the arrest? A cop who’s too old for this shit and 2 days from retirement? And judge? Parking enforcement?
There’s no one who will just go in and make the arrest? A cop who’s too old for this shit and 2 days from retirement? And judge? Parking enforcement?
I love when it’s so quiet that I can hear a delivery person set a package outside the door, hear their camera go off and footsteps. As much as it drives me crazy when they don’t knock, it’s way too satisfying when it all happens so quietly and without having to go downstairs hoping it’s still there.
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I love when it’s so quiet that I can hear a delivery person set a package outside the door, hear their camera go off and footsteps. As much as it drives me crazy when they don’t knock, it’s way too satisfying when it all happens so quietly and without having to go downstairs hoping it’s still there.
He put a US flag over Canada and Greenland again.
Had it printed and presented at the White House. Again!
It’s not a Comedy tent! Doing dictator stuff with world maps at the White House makes it not a joke anymore.
It’s not funny. It’s not fun. It’s just dangerous and crazy.
Had it printed and presented at the White House. Again!
It’s not a Comedy tent! Doing dictator stuff with world maps at the White House makes it not a joke anymore.
It’s not funny. It’s not fun. It’s just dangerous and crazy.
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
He put a US flag over Canada and Greenland again.
Had it printed and presented at the White House. Again!
It’s not a Comedy tent! Doing dictator stuff with world maps at the White House makes it not a joke anymore.
It’s not funny. It’s not fun. It’s just dangerous and crazy.
Had it printed and presented at the White House. Again!
It’s not a Comedy tent! Doing dictator stuff with world maps at the White House makes it not a joke anymore.
It’s not funny. It’s not fun. It’s just dangerous and crazy.
What about this time? No?
But this time for sure? No?
Okay what about this landslide of madness. This still not too out of hand yet? Really? Are Dictators cool? Should I be a dictator? If I don’t get a Super Bowl Trophy should I make myself president of your town?
But this time for sure? No?
Okay what about this landslide of madness. This still not too out of hand yet? Really? Are Dictators cool? Should I be a dictator? If I don’t get a Super Bowl Trophy should I make myself president of your town?
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What about this time? No?
But this time for sure? No?
Okay what about this landslide of madness. This still not too out of hand yet? Really? Are Dictators cool? Should I be a dictator? If I don’t get a Super Bowl Trophy should I make myself president of your town?
But this time for sure? No?
Okay what about this landslide of madness. This still not too out of hand yet? Really? Are Dictators cool? Should I be a dictator? If I don’t get a Super Bowl Trophy should I make myself president of your town?
Upright frog doodle.
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Upright frog doodle.
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empathy is toxic, bro
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
empathy is toxic, bro
A President was caught at a factory fingering a guy he didn’t even know?
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
A President was caught at a factory fingering a guy he didn’t even know?
He definitely thought it was hole-milk because it comes straight from the milk-hole and nobody will convince me otherwise. Speaking of hole-milk…
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
He definitely thought it was hole-milk because it comes straight from the milk-hole and nobody will convince me otherwise. Speaking of hole-milk…
Sketchbook and markers.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sketchbook and markers.
While most of the world screams there are 4 lights. While These shitheads just keep saying we’re ridiculous for not believing in the fifth light. 😔
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
While most of the world screams there are 4 lights. While These shitheads just keep saying we’re ridiculous for not believing in the fifth light. 😔
It’s all so gross. So wrong. So very disheartening and sad. Yet people watch and fall for it multiple times a day. Still threatening to “rescue” another country/city/state with threats of violence, while admitting he’s just there to take your stuff.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It’s all so gross. So wrong. So very disheartening and sad. Yet people watch and fall for it multiple times a day. Still threatening to “rescue” another country/city/state with threats of violence, while admitting he’s just there to take your stuff.