…Actually I’m just going to sing the Sobeys commercial Christmas star song in response to anybody who giving our Merry Christmas of hate.

If anybody in real life says, “It’s Merry Christmas! Not happy holidays!” With distain while I’m within conversation distance. I’m going to say, “oh you’re not doing new years or Boxing Day anymore?” That’s weird. But I get it.”

If I could do a good wink I would But It would be too over exaggerated

I put Merry Christmas on the Cards I made. But now I wish I’d put happy holidays just to spite the people who demand Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas only.
Gawd forbid we meet some people from beyond the 40 foot radius of where they grew up.

Do you also have the painful thought in your brain that Bongino will go back to YouTubing and demanding that Kash and Bongino’s replacement reveal the truth that he couldn’t reveal while he was a higher-up on the evidence revealing team?

We have to bring down the cost of paying people who do things and maintaining a functioning economy!! Anyway, which of my 10 million dollar submarines should I scoot around in today?
-Jimmy Cams

And he’s doing all of this to protect Bill Clinton’s sex secrets from Joe Biden? But Biden is asleep and his bad economy is actually DonDon’s magical golden economy?

I think I’m all up to date.

The “future sci-fi” list of things currently happening in the present was much longer. Buuut character restrictions. And you get the gist.