Chuck (flightless)
@mrcott.bsky.social
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@mrcott.bsky.social
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
Channel 3
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Channel 3
This is exactly the kind of thing grape nuts used to do. Because it was terrible
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is exactly the kind of thing grape nuts used to do. Because it was terrible
"Imagine if Obama did this" too late. I have already been encouraged to imagine Obama doing the range of all things good and evil, and beyond. In my mind's eye he can sing like an angel and concoct cosmic atrocities. Obama evolving into a crab? I have seen it, of late, in my deepest slumbers,
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Imagine if Obama did this" too late. I have already been encouraged to imagine Obama doing the range of all things good and evil, and beyond. In my mind's eye he can sing like an angel and concoct cosmic atrocities. Obama evolving into a crab? I have seen it, of late, in my deepest slumbers,
Roko's Basilisk but we all have to constantly talk about how good cloid is
LG has a new home assistant robot named "Cloid".
Cloid.
Cloid.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Roko's Basilisk but we all have to constantly talk about how good cloid is
Pickleball is Wiffle Tennis
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Pickleball is Wiffle Tennis
Same
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Same
I love that they're still trying to make this a thing. The perfect accessory for walking around in dusty open-air desert markets after the worldwide catastrophes happen
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I love that they're still trying to make this a thing. The perfect accessory for walking around in dusty open-air desert markets after the worldwide catastrophes happen
Oh whatever go nail it to the doors of a church
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Oh whatever go nail it to the doors of a church
Here's my take on the finale: Every 14 year old I know watching it with their parents 1. Motored through the entire series 2. cried at the end and 3. wants Stranger Things gear now.
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Here's my take on the finale: Every 14 year old I know watching it with their parents 1. Motored through the entire series 2. cried at the end and 3. wants Stranger Things gear now.
I walk in the door, placing the requested item on the floor in front of my wife. Light beams begin projecting from my fingertips as I lift off the ground, my eyes turning the purest white. "SEVENTY PERCENT OFF" wails my voice, not from my mouth, but from the very air surrounding my body
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I walk in the door, placing the requested item on the floor in front of my wife. Light beams begin projecting from my fingertips as I lift off the ground, my eyes turning the purest white. "SEVENTY PERCENT OFF" wails my voice, not from my mouth, but from the very air surrounding my body
Seeing my dad cry-laugh to @asherperlman.bsky.social's new book is its own gift
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Seeing my dad cry-laugh to @asherperlman.bsky.social's new book is its own gift
Watching Wicked 2 and it seems like the green witch is pretty much the protagonist. Can't believe they screwed it up this bad!
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Watching Wicked 2 and it seems like the green witch is pretty much the protagonist. Can't believe they screwed it up this bad!
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Yeah buddy, you BETTER be ready to kick my ass because I'm going to make it INCREDIBLY easy and satisfying for you
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Yeah buddy, you BETTER be ready to kick my ass because I'm going to make it INCREDIBLY easy and satisfying for you
[summoning all of my uncle powers to phonetically mispronounce the type of wine I'm ordering]
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
[summoning all of my uncle powers to phonetically mispronounce the type of wine I'm ordering]
If there's one thing we can all agree on it's that 2025 will definitely be followed by a year. We won't know what it is for a few days, so be ready
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
If there's one thing we can all agree on it's that 2025 will definitely be followed by a year. We won't know what it is for a few days, so be ready
Yeah buddy, you BETTER be ready to kick my ass because I'm going to make it INCREDIBLY easy and satisfying for you
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Yeah buddy, you BETTER be ready to kick my ass because I'm going to make it INCREDIBLY easy and satisfying for you
One of my top 5 prized possessions. My wife got it professionally reframed for me on my 35th birthday
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One of my top 5 prized possessions. My wife got it professionally reframed for me on my 35th birthday
Tonight I got a multiball while the climax of Don't Stop Believin' was blasting on the speakers. Nothing was taken from you, they're just too scared to go find it
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Tonight I got a multiball while the climax of Don't Stop Believin' was blasting on the speakers. Nothing was taken from you, they're just too scared to go find it
Everyone's doing countdowns so I'm going with top 10 pictures of my adorable cat who lives to chase things and bite me. Feldon's Greatest Hits #10:
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Everyone's doing countdowns so I'm going with top 10 pictures of my adorable cat who lives to chase things and bite me. Feldon's Greatest Hits #10:
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We're all drinking thin christmas mayonnaise and pretending
Eggnog is a sauce. We're all pretending
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We're all drinking thin christmas mayonnaise and pretending
Counterpoint: Deep dish must remain a misty, frightening prospect for those who haven't tried it, leading to irresistible curiosity. Otherwise we would have nothing to render short-term visitors unexpectedly comatose
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Counterpoint: Deep dish must remain a misty, frightening prospect for those who haven't tried it, leading to irresistible curiosity. Otherwise we would have nothing to render short-term visitors unexpectedly comatose
Awkward tween era from this puffball in June @vicmmic.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Awkward tween era from this puffball in June @vicmmic.bsky.social