On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".

Mr big round balls

they're putting me in one of those sci fi healing goo pods later today

Can’t wait to get off work so I can go home and play gay fishing

So is this a thing now

hate when british people say haych instead of h

you dark piss having motherfucker

dont you start with that "dale gribble would hate trans people" bullshit. you dont fucking know dale gribble you son of a bitch. i would put my entire family's lives on the line, that's how serious i am right now. you talk about dale gribble like that in my fucking house i'm liable to grab a ha-

going fishing pray i catch a man sized catfish