Jeremy Bearimy
@mrbearimy.bsky.social
Canucks, nerd stuff and fancy cardboard
It’s late enough in the game where the broadcast crew are giving the Patriots’ players the loser cut
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It’s late enough in the game where the broadcast crew are giving the Patriots’ players the loser cut
You can throw the ball to a guy in the end zone and they get more points? Shit, they should just do that every time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
You can throw the ball to a guy in the end zone and they get more points? Shit, they should just do that every time.
The Super Bowl lost a lot of luster once celebrities realized they didn’t need to go to Japan to be in commercials anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Super Bowl lost a lot of luster once celebrities realized they didn’t need to go to Japan to be in commercials anymore.
Since the other charges will either be dropped or he’ll plead out to some misdemeanors, can we make jokes about Vancouver adding some punch to the lineup this summer?
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Since the other charges will either be dropped or he’ll plead out to some misdemeanors, can we make jokes about Vancouver adding some punch to the lineup this summer?
Well, strictly speaking, no. But you really should unless you want the last batch of orphans and first round of free lunches to be one and the same.
So the Orphanizer can produce school lunches instead?
Do you have to change the hopper?
Do you have to change the hopper?
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Well, strictly speaking, no. But you really should unless you want the last batch of orphans and first round of free lunches to be one and the same.
This isn’t cute. Gaga’s only extend their spines like that when they’re highly distressed :(
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This isn’t cute. Gaga’s only extend their spines like that when they’re highly distressed :(
The gun is good
The penis is evil
The penis is evil
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The gun is good
The penis is evil
The penis is evil
Everyone on team tank for the Canucks should also be hoping Ottawa plunges in the standings too.
They had to forfeit their pick this year but (as far as I can tell) their odds are still factored into the lottery.
Sorry, Ottawa, you’re collateral damage.
They had to forfeit their pick this year but (as far as I can tell) their odds are still factored into the lottery.
Sorry, Ottawa, you’re collateral damage.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Everyone on team tank for the Canucks should also be hoping Ottawa plunges in the standings too.
They had to forfeit their pick this year but (as far as I can tell) their odds are still factored into the lottery.
Sorry, Ottawa, you’re collateral damage.
They had to forfeit their pick this year but (as far as I can tell) their odds are still factored into the lottery.
Sorry, Ottawa, you’re collateral damage.
So what other hobbies or interests are people pursuing when Canucks games are on now?
Trading card games and re-learning guitar for myself.
Trading card games and re-learning guitar for myself.
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So what other hobbies or interests are people pursuing when Canucks games are on now?
Trading card games and re-learning guitar for myself.
Trading card games and re-learning guitar for myself.
It’s a bit disheartening that in a year where the Canucks are absolutely stanky, another team has found a way to say “hold my beer” over losing.
The Jets have only won three of their past 23 games and are currently on the worst winless streak they’ve had since returning to Winnipeg. 😬
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It’s a bit disheartening that in a year where the Canucks are absolutely stanky, another team has found a way to say “hold my beer” over losing.
I was very excited initially and then extremely disappointed
Bringing the heat 🔥 #WinterClassic
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January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I was very excited initially and then extremely disappointed
Nice of MacKinnon to show how much he wants the best chance to win goals at the Olympics by absolutely lighting Binnington up so they don’t start him.
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Nice of MacKinnon to show how much he wants the best chance to win goals at the Olympics by absolutely lighting Binnington up so they don’t start him.
What’s the over/under on the Heated Rivalry jerseys being better quality than anything Fanatics has put out?
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What’s the over/under on the Heated Rivalry jerseys being better quality than anything Fanatics has put out?
Make a Bond film casual
Single Vagina
Single Vagina
Make a Bond film casual
TRY ANOTHER DAY
TRY ANOTHER DAY
Make a Bond film casual
CASINO MUNDANE
CASINO MUNDANE
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Make a Bond film casual
Single Vagina
Single Vagina
Reposted by Jeremy Bearimy
Weird Cute/Weird Hot is crucial for society. It unironically bodes well that people think Quinn Hughes, who looks like a domesticated ferret with PTSD, is attractive [He very much is]
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Weird Cute/Weird Hot is crucial for society. It unironically bodes well that people think Quinn Hughes, who looks like a domesticated ferret with PTSD, is attractive [He very much is]
Just turned on the game. Wow, the Canucks look like shit tonight.
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just turned on the game. Wow, the Canucks look like shit tonight.
Canucks and Wild now both 4-0 since the Hughes trade (or Buium trade if you prefer).
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Canucks and Wild now both 4-0 since the Hughes trade (or Buium trade if you prefer).
Reposted by Jeremy Bearimy
Buium is Pennywise coded
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Buium is Pennywise coded
JT Miller winning a game in overtime? In the year of our lord 2025?
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
JT Miller winning a game in overtime? In the year of our lord 2025?
It’s very funny to me that the closeted veteran player on Heated Rivalry looks a lot like Tyler Seguin.
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s very funny to me that the closeted veteran player on Heated Rivalry looks a lot like Tyler Seguin.
For anyone bemoaning the Canucks winning games because of tanking reasons, relax. It’s statistically improbable for them to lose every game.
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For anyone bemoaning the Canucks winning games because of tanking reasons, relax. It’s statistically improbable for them to lose every game.
At his current rate, Buium will pass Hughes as the Canucks lead scoring defenseman in 228 games.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At his current rate, Buium will pass Hughes as the Canucks lead scoring defenseman in 228 games.
Love that Shorthouse still isn’t quite sure how to pronounce Buium.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Love that Shorthouse still isn’t quite sure how to pronounce Buium.