Jeremy Bearimy
mrbearimy.bsky.social
Jeremy Bearimy
@mrbearimy.bsky.social
Canucks, nerd stuff and fancy cardboard
Sometimes community means telling an abusive boss to piss off.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Canucks eke out a win against a mediocre team.

I guess the strategy for tomorrow is hoping Colorado tired themselves out beating the piss out Edmonton, and Vancouver can just push them over. Like Homer’s stint as a boxer.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Every time I have to see Evander Kane whiff on a sure thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I refuse to believe Del Bel Belluz is a hockey player. He should be tending bar in a prequel era Star Wars comic.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Blow it up.

#Canucks
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Slappers Only night will be fun
For those who see what others miss.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Johansson backhanded the puck into nothing for the win. Crazy.
Johansson awarded goal winner. Annunen knocked the net off the moorings on a backdoor tap-in after Johansson picked Haula's pocket.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Before the season began I said they should only re-sign Sherwood if he scores like 30 goals.

Sherwood:
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lmao. Sherwood you freak.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m so tired of Evander Kane.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There’s worse things than your goalie being the best player on the team.
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A multi-point Petey game? In this economy?
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Pettersson hasn’t returned to form.

Hughes is looking average.

That’s not good.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Something is up with Quinn Hughes 🫤
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Vancouver Canucks on 2025-10-21

#Canucks
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Congratulations to the Blue Jays on winning the closest thing we have to pok-ta-pok in contemporary sports.

Now please proceed to your honored sacrifice against the Dodgers.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Crazy that the Mariners and Blue Jays are about to slug it out in game 7 for the privilege of being fed to the Dodgers.
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Kane and Garland ffs 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It had been a minute since Myers went full chaos giraffe and did something boneheaded
October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oof. You don’t normally see Hughes with a line like that to the left. It feels like he’s been doing all the Hughes things, but slightly off, the last two games.
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Vancouver Canucks on 2025-10-13

#Canucks
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
These Amazon game intros suuuuuuuck. Just get to puck drop already.
October 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Real nice give and go from Pettersson and Boeser on that goal.

Would mean more if it were in the first period instead, but much like Chytil sniping Bahl in the back of the head of scoring on his own rebound, take ‘em anyway you get ‘em.
October 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Chytil went to the John Wick school of scoring.

Just kill a guy, then get the job done.
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hot take: Lekkerimäki can shoot
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM