Dogs with Dwarfism
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I can't stop talking. Please don't listen. It might embarrass us both.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can’t find my wallet. Has anyone seen it around the house?
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I can’t find my wallet. Has anyone seen it around the house?
My basset hound, Peanutbutter, insists bones should be bigger than her head with meaty bits still in tact.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My basset hound, Peanutbutter, insists bones should be bigger than her head with meaty bits still in tact.
Woke up to another inch of snow on top of the 10 we got over the weekend. Can’t park on the street in case they plow. So we do the 3 card Monty shuffle with the cars between the driveway and the garage.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Woke up to another inch of snow on top of the 10 we got over the weekend. Can’t park on the street in case they plow. So we do the 3 card Monty shuffle with the cars between the driveway and the garage.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have attended:
5. Chicago
4. Def Leppard
3. Grateful Dead
2. Shaboozey
1. Teddy Swims
5. Chicago
4. Def Leppard
3. Grateful Dead
2. Shaboozey
1. Teddy Swims
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have attended:
5. Chicago
4. Def Leppard
3. Grateful Dead
2. Shaboozey
1. Teddy Swims
5. Chicago
4. Def Leppard
3. Grateful Dead
2. Shaboozey
1. Teddy Swims
August 6, 2021 I enjoyed the most comfort food breakfast I’ve ever had. Not sure if it was just the right thing at the right time, but I’ve never been able to replicate the whole scenario since.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
August 6, 2021 I enjoyed the most comfort food breakfast I’ve ever had. Not sure if it was just the right thing at the right time, but I’ve never been able to replicate the whole scenario since.
La fiesta del tacos con diabetus.
When there is too much sugar in the mango habanero salsa.
When there is too much sugar in the mango habanero salsa.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
La fiesta del tacos con diabetus.
When there is too much sugar in the mango habanero salsa.
When there is too much sugar in the mango habanero salsa.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Tick, tick, tick
Whir, click
Bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong
Gong!
Why is the clock so loud at 1:00AM? Oh, and why am I awake to be dwelling on it?
Whir, click
Bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong
Gong!
Why is the clock so loud at 1:00AM? Oh, and why am I awake to be dwelling on it?
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tick, tick, tick
Whir, click
Bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong
Gong!
Why is the clock so loud at 1:00AM? Oh, and why am I awake to be dwelling on it?
Whir, click
Bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong
Gong!
Why is the clock so loud at 1:00AM? Oh, and why am I awake to be dwelling on it?
What is there to stop people from dressing like these cosplay cops, no badge or name tag and wearing a mask? They would have a heck of a time sorting protesters out from their own. It would be easier to mingle at stops, and busy yourself dropping caltrops conveniently near the tires of their cars.
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What is there to stop people from dressing like these cosplay cops, no badge or name tag and wearing a mask? They would have a heck of a time sorting protesters out from their own. It would be easier to mingle at stops, and busy yourself dropping caltrops conveniently near the tires of their cars.
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People are speculating the president has had a stroke.
After so many years cheating at golf he is very good at hiding strokes.
After so many years cheating at golf he is very good at hiding strokes.
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
People are speculating the president has had a stroke.
After so many years cheating at golf he is very good at hiding strokes.
After so many years cheating at golf he is very good at hiding strokes.
Hearsay quote from Pete Kegsbreath, “Oh you said to deploy troops to ~Poland~. I thought you said Portland.”
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hearsay quote from Pete Kegsbreath, “Oh you said to deploy troops to ~Poland~. I thought you said Portland.”
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My mother taught me that if I had nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
So very many people need to relearn this valuable piece of wisdom right now. Instead of conversations between people there is hurling vitriol and hate at people.
So very many people need to relearn this valuable piece of wisdom right now. Instead of conversations between people there is hurling vitriol and hate at people.
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My mother taught me that if I had nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
So very many people need to relearn this valuable piece of wisdom right now. Instead of conversations between people there is hurling vitriol and hate at people.
So very many people need to relearn this valuable piece of wisdom right now. Instead of conversations between people there is hurling vitriol and hate at people.
Release the Trumpstein files!
Sorry, just trying a new portmanteau on for size.
Sorry, just trying a new portmanteau on for size.
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Release the Trumpstein files!
Sorry, just trying a new portmanteau on for size.
Sorry, just trying a new portmanteau on for size.
Leavin’ on a jet plane /
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Wait, I come back next Monday.
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Wait, I come back next Monday.
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Leavin’ on a jet plane /
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Wait, I come back next Monday.
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Wait, I come back next Monday.
George got me laughing as hard as the “agents” in the image.
Don’t worry, Gavin is just paying Donald a condiment.
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
George got me laughing as hard as the “agents” in the image.
The car dealer has had my vehicle for 2 weeks. It’s partially disassembled in their lot waiting for replacement parts. I asked for it back until they get the parts and was told no. It would be unsafe to drive with the recalled part reinstalled.
Did I mention the loaner is a downgrade also?
Did I mention the loaner is a downgrade also?
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The car dealer has had my vehicle for 2 weeks. It’s partially disassembled in their lot waiting for replacement parts. I asked for it back until they get the parts and was told no. It would be unsafe to drive with the recalled part reinstalled.
Did I mention the loaner is a downgrade also?
Did I mention the loaner is a downgrade also?
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Life is just using as many different pans as possible to avoid needing to wash one
June 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Life is just using as many different pans as possible to avoid needing to wash one
What would happen if I just gave up? Don’t let any of what is happening around me matter and simply be.
May 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What would happen if I just gave up? Don’t let any of what is happening around me matter and simply be.
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Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer