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Aaron Price
@mozltovcoktail.bsky.social
Sr. Lead Producer at Owlchemy Labs 🦉, previously Harmonix 🎸 - I have a song in High On Life, somehow

https://instantaaron.com
Earring food that’s bad for me makes me feel good for -1 seconds, but that’s not nothing
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hear me out. The problem with too much CGI is that it’s more CGI than needed 🤔

Riiiiiiiight?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reaaaaaally wild that Goodreads doesn’t have fuzzy search
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My kid insisted that “All Star” was by Green Day instead of Smash Mouth and the world is ending
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Welcome to New Joysey. So much love and work went into this, and we hope you enjoy(sey) it!
🚀 Launch Day Alert!

The next stop on the Dimensional Double Shift journey is here.
Our team is proud to unveil New Joysey! 🎡

Grab a slice, 🍕 grab a seat, grab a bribe — whatever gets ya through the door.

Get New Joysey Today 👉 bit.ly/48ucgTp

Learn More 👉 ow.ly/aCwk50X9RSu
October 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If reincarnation exists, hey siri make me a reggae bassist
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey siri make winters shorter
October 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey siri this phone is too big make my pockets deeper
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My 1st impression of iOS 26 “Liquid Glass” is bad. I don’t want my whole phone UI to “look like glass.” I just want it to be clean.
September 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Aaron Price
September 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jimmy Eat World “Clarity” is the great and best album don’t argue
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We’re going to watch all the Final Destination movies. On #2, and it’s gloriously goodbad.
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Forget all this nonchalant stuff. I am CHALANT af
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Slack, remind me tomorrow at 9:30am
July 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally beat my own game! Your turn @gaalexxy.bsky.social

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I got neutral with a score of 102 😐!

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Try Neturalize yourself: neutralizegame.com
Neutralize | Notion
:positive: + :negative: = :neutral:
neutralizegame.com
July 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Captain America: Brave New World is so bad I don’t even dislike it - I’m just totally apathetic to it
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You’ve seen the ice cream truck, but have you seen the ice cream BOAT? And yeah, it plays the music 🍦🚤 🎶
July 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Only realizing now that “I said something wrong” in Yesterday by The Beatles could mean that he said something wrong that offended the person, not that he asked if something was wrong.
July 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seeking recommendations for VERY FUN things to do in Austin, TX 🤠🎉
June 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My number one boi
June 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There’s just layers of classic on this thing.
June 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ever wonder what a spaceship exploding really looks like?
So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Donkey Kong Bonanza feels…desparate?
June 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Aaron Price
Fuck yeah medical science.
June 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM