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Big ol' nerd • DC • Marvel • Star Trek • Doctor Who • Star Wars. He/Him.
I'd be angry all the time too if i had Wolverine's sense of smell and had to deal the mens toilets
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I'd be angry all the time too if i had Wolverine's sense of smell and had to deal the mens toilets
Is it silly to buy gloves when I'm out and it's cold even though i have gloves at home i just forgot to lift them?
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Is it silly to buy gloves when I'm out and it's cold even though i have gloves at home i just forgot to lift them?
Of course 5 is one of Peter's favourite films
Spider-man is such a basic bitch
Spider-man is such a basic bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Of course 5 is one of Peter's favourite films
Spider-man is such a basic bitch
Spider-man is such a basic bitch
Batman is a tad a TAD overused
I’m tired of hot takes
Everyone! What’s your ice cold comics take? 🥶❄️
Everyone! What’s your ice cold comics take? 🥶❄️
a blurred image of a person with the words " all right everyone " above it
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January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Batman is a tad a TAD overused
This is getting out of hand. It's at one of the Star Trek numbers now
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is getting out of hand. It's at one of the Star Trek numbers now
Hey! Guess what!
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Hey! Guess what!
In Day of the Doctor when the Doctors save Gallifrey it would've been really funny if some of the Doctors turned up when the TARDIS didn't look right
Like 7 rocks up with a pink TARDIS and 6 with a french dresser 1 with a grey cylinder and 9 with BAD WOLF on the side
Like 7 rocks up with a pink TARDIS and 6 with a french dresser 1 with a grey cylinder and 9 with BAD WOLF on the side
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
In Day of the Doctor when the Doctors save Gallifrey it would've been really funny if some of the Doctors turned up when the TARDIS didn't look right
Like 7 rocks up with a pink TARDIS and 6 with a french dresser 1 with a grey cylinder and 9 with BAD WOLF on the side
Like 7 rocks up with a pink TARDIS and 6 with a french dresser 1 with a grey cylinder and 9 with BAD WOLF on the side
🎵Turn the ship around🎵
🎵Leia knows where Luke is🎵
🎵Turn it upside down🎵
🎵Take it back to Bespin🎵
🎵Leia knows where Luke is🎵
🎵Turn it upside down🎵
🎵Take it back to Bespin🎵
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
🎵Turn the ship around🎵
🎵Leia knows where Luke is🎵
🎵Turn it upside down🎵
🎵Take it back to Bespin🎵
🎵Leia knows where Luke is🎵
🎵Turn it upside down🎵
🎵Take it back to Bespin🎵
Do the symbiotes not do clothes in the Venom movies?!
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Do the symbiotes not do clothes in the Venom movies?!
Elon Musk is what happens when the greed of a Ferengi meets the intelligence of a Pakled and the fascism of a Cardassian who thinks he's a Romulan successfully passing himself off as a Vulcan
And i have no doubt these references will go over his head cause his ass ain't watching Star Trek
And i have no doubt these references will go over his head cause his ass ain't watching Star Trek
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Elon Musk is what happens when the greed of a Ferengi meets the intelligence of a Pakled and the fascism of a Cardassian who thinks he's a Romulan successfully passing himself off as a Vulcan
And i have no doubt these references will go over his head cause his ass ain't watching Star Trek
And i have no doubt these references will go over his head cause his ass ain't watching Star Trek
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
While his later looks are an improvement I do quite like Worf with his series 1 Baldrick
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
While his later looks are an improvement I do quite like Worf with his series 1 Baldrick
Wingo! Can't wait for more mocking
It does mean the only prime minister the show missed will be Rishi Sunak (assuming Starmer survives the month) which is a shame
It does mean the only prime minister the show missed will be Rishi Sunak (assuming Starmer survives the month) which is a shame
Dara Ó Briain is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as including Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne and Katherine Ryan.
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
Dara Ó Briain returns to host Mock The Week, with panellists revealed - British Comedy Guide
p]Dara Ó Briain[/p] is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan, Rhys Ja...
www.comedy.co.uk
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Wingo! Can't wait for more mocking
It does mean the only prime minister the show missed will be Rishi Sunak (assuming Starmer survives the month) which is a shame
It does mean the only prime minister the show missed will be Rishi Sunak (assuming Starmer survives the month) which is a shame
Honestly the most surprising thing is that UKIP are still a thing
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Honestly the most surprising thing is that UKIP are still a thing
I normally spend about 30 hours a week on twitter
So the amount of time i'm spending on social media isn't going down but i am diversifying so that's something
So the amount of time i'm spending on social media isn't going down but i am diversifying so that's something
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I normally spend about 30 hours a week on twitter
So the amount of time i'm spending on social media isn't going down but i am diversifying so that's something
So the amount of time i'm spending on social media isn't going down but i am diversifying so that's something
I'm starting to think my plan of winning the lottery over the weekend so i don't need to go to work today might not have been well thought out...
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I'm starting to think my plan of winning the lottery over the weekend so i don't need to go to work today might not have been well thought out...
Oh yeah! I forgot they were brothers
January 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Oh yeah! I forgot they were brothers
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
If you see this, post an archer
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If you see this, post an archer
The bricks on this off brand lego kit are freakin tiny!
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The bricks on this off brand lego kit are freakin tiny!
Pizza and Rememberance of the Daleks tonight me thinks
a doctor and two dalek robots are standing next to each other with the words yippee on the bottom
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January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Pizza and Rememberance of the Daleks tonight me thinks