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I think murder-mystery dinner theater is unnecessary because I already enjoy dinner as it is, but if I was at the post office or something and one of the employees popped out like "Omg Doug's dead and we need YOUR help to find out who did it!" I'd be like okay I'm 100% on board let's do this
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I think murder-mystery dinner theater is unnecessary because I already enjoy dinner as it is, but if I was at the post office or something and one of the employees popped out like "Omg Doug's dead and we need YOUR help to find out who did it!" I'd be like okay I'm 100% on board let's do this
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Really it’s all gone downhill since Jeeves stopped taking our questions
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Really it’s all gone downhill since Jeeves stopped taking our questions
How Dare You?
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
How Dare You?
A note on what's not helping me and what is
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March 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
How Dare You?
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
open.substack.com/pub/thecorne...
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the passion to write 13 paragraphs in response; the wisdom to delete 12
February 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the passion to write 13 paragraphs in response; the wisdom to delete 12
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If you can’t handle me at my worst then you’re probably someone with reasonable standards honestly
January 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst then you’re probably someone with reasonable standards honestly
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Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again.
January 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again.
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
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Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”
December 15, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”
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There is no backseat driver more dramatic than three bags of groceries like calm tf down please
December 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
There is no backseat driver more dramatic than three bags of groceries like calm tf down please
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Sorry we’re not riding at dawn. We’re having coffee and catastrophizing the day at dawn. Then we’re doing Wordle. Then we’re doing 35 minutes of doomscrolling, then we’re taking the longest hottest shower, then we’re sitting on the edge of the bed staring at nothing for a while, THEN maybe we ride.
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sorry we’re not riding at dawn. We’re having coffee and catastrophizing the day at dawn. Then we’re doing Wordle. Then we’re doing 35 minutes of doomscrolling, then we’re taking the longest hottest shower, then we’re sitting on the edge of the bed staring at nothing for a while, THEN maybe we ride.