Alex Sramek
@mostlydiff.bsky.social
Just now realizing that I am *not* insane, and Baltimore has *two different systems* of color-coded buses.
Two completely different green routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different purple routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different orange routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different green routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different purple routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different orange routes. One free, one $2.
a picture of a clown with the words i 'm going to become the joker
Alt: Gif of "I'm going to become the joker"
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just now realizing that I am *not* insane, and Baltimore has *two different systems* of color-coded buses.
Two completely different green routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different purple routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different orange routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different green routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different purple routes. One free, one $2.
Two completely different orange routes. One free, one $2.
Guy across the aisle on the first class Acela is on a call bitching about the bike lanes where the road gets clogged up by double parked Mercedeses to pick kids up from school.
Christoph Waltz GIF
Alt: Christoph Waltz "Ooh that's a bingo" gif.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guy across the aisle on the first class Acela is on a call bitching about the bike lanes where the road gets clogged up by double parked Mercedeses to pick kids up from school.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey @mta.maryland.gov and @transit.app! You two should get together. I've been here a day and already 2 trains and a bus haven't been where the app said.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hey @mta.maryland.gov and @transit.app! You two should get together. I've been here a day and already 2 trains and a bus haven't been where the app said.
Making the complaint on the basis of reputational risk and fiduciary responsibility.
I knew @bradlander.bsky.social had game, but this is a whole other level.
Using accounting tools to fight fascism is 👨🍳💋.
I knew @bradlander.bsky.social had game, but this is a whole other level.
Using accounting tools to fight fascism is 👨🍳💋.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Making the complaint on the basis of reputational risk and fiduciary responsibility.
I knew @bradlander.bsky.social had game, but this is a whole other level.
Using accounting tools to fight fascism is 👨🍳💋.
I knew @bradlander.bsky.social had game, but this is a whole other level.
Using accounting tools to fight fascism is 👨🍳💋.
Twelve years in the city and only today I noticed you can get regular bread for a sandwich. I always thought it was just hero, roll, or bagel.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Twelve years in the city and only today I noticed you can get regular bread for a sandwich. I always thought it was just hero, roll, or bagel.
Dear every app that I haven't used in two weeks:
I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏WHAT'S 👏 NEW!
Let me use the app please.
Thank you.
I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏WHAT'S 👏 NEW!
Let me use the app please.
Thank you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Dear every app that I haven't used in two weeks:
I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏WHAT'S 👏 NEW!
Let me use the app please.
Thank you.
I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏WHAT'S 👏 NEW!
Let me use the app please.
Thank you.
Reposted by Alex Sramek
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
Just yelled at a guy for driving on the sidewalk, if you're wondering how my day is going.
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just yelled at a guy for driving on the sidewalk, if you're wondering how my day is going.
If you are surrounded by Denethors, be a Gandalf.
a man with a long white beard and a cape is standing in a dark room .
Alt: Gandalf shouting "Stay this madness!"
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you are surrounded by Denethors, be a Gandalf.
I feel like a lot of people care more about guessing correctly than trying to change the outcome.
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I feel like a lot of people care more about guessing correctly than trying to change the outcome.
Clown of a mayor. Counting down the days until he's no longer our problem. (Only 105 to go!)
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Mayor Adams vows to challenge NYC school policy on trans students’ bathroom rights
State officials say denying access would break the law as civil rights groups and political rivals condemn the mayor’s remarks.
gothamist.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Clown of a mayor. Counting down the days until he's no longer our problem. (Only 105 to go!)
gothamist.com/news/mayor-a...
gothamist.com/news/mayor-a...
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Don't buy the canard that this is about Charlie Kirk. Abusing state power to lean on corporate leaders and get Jimmy Kimmel off the air because he told jokes about the president and made him feel bad was always the plan.
September 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't buy the canard that this is about Charlie Kirk. Abusing state power to lean on corporate leaders and get Jimmy Kimmel off the air because he told jokes about the president and made him feel bad was always the plan.
Reposted by Alex Sramek
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
Reposted by Alex Sramek
Precisely this. Kirk was not engaging in actual discussion with anyone. His entire brand was baiting unprepared undergrads into providing content that he could heavily edit for use in advancing his audience's favored narrative fantasies about clueless kids.
The actual audience for these performances was not the aforementioned undergrads, but right wing donors whose grandkids no longer speak to them. The product he sold wasn’t persuasion but the vicarious fantasy of schooling the whippersnappers.
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Precisely this. Kirk was not engaging in actual discussion with anyone. His entire brand was baiting unprepared undergrads into providing content that he could heavily edit for use in advancing his audience's favored narrative fantasies about clueless kids.
Hey @transit.app, why no data for the D?
September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hey @transit.app, why no data for the D?
The best person.
I’ve never been one to sit on the sidelines. I’m running for State Assembly. Let’s fight for the future we deserve. 🚀
➡️ KluweOC.com/Donate
#ChrisKluwe #CALeg #OrangeCounty
➡️ KluweOC.com/Donate
#ChrisKluwe #CALeg #OrangeCounty
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The best person.
Pretty sure this is just some lackey telling GPT to write in the style of Donald Trump at this point.
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pretty sure this is just some lackey telling GPT to write in the style of Donald Trump at this point.
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“Local stores next to the protected bike-lane have seen a 49% increase in sales, compared to an average of 3% for Manhattan as a whole.”
(Among MANY other public benefits.)
Want To Make More Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane.
#CityMakingMath via @fastcompany.com
#BikeLanesMeanBusiness
(Among MANY other public benefits.)
Want To Make More Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane.
#CityMakingMath via @fastcompany.com
#BikeLanesMeanBusiness
Want To Make Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane
Research from New York City notes that newly installed protected bike lanes do more than keep bikers safe--they raise the income of the stores they are in front of.
www.fastcompany.com
August 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“Local stores next to the protected bike-lane have seen a 49% increase in sales, compared to an average of 3% for Manhattan as a whole.”
(Among MANY other public benefits.)
Want To Make More Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane.
#CityMakingMath via @fastcompany.com
#BikeLanesMeanBusiness
(Among MANY other public benefits.)
Want To Make More Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane.
#CityMakingMath via @fastcompany.com
#BikeLanesMeanBusiness
Hi everyone!
Happy to announce that @howdoyou.guide is now live!
We'll be putting out quick reference and deep dives, and nice things to sell (currently stickers!)
We also have an Urbanism & Transit Directory.
Check it out! www.howdoyou.guide
Happy to announce that @howdoyou.guide is now live!
We'll be putting out quick reference and deep dives, and nice things to sell (currently stickers!)
We also have an Urbanism & Transit Directory.
Check it out! www.howdoyou.guide
HowDoYou Guide
www.howdoyou.guide
August 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hi everyone!
Happy to announce that @howdoyou.guide is now live!
We'll be putting out quick reference and deep dives, and nice things to sell (currently stickers!)
We also have an Urbanism & Transit Directory.
Check it out! www.howdoyou.guide
Happy to announce that @howdoyou.guide is now live!
We'll be putting out quick reference and deep dives, and nice things to sell (currently stickers!)
We also have an Urbanism & Transit Directory.
Check it out! www.howdoyou.guide
Just saw a truck run a red, then scold tourists for being in the street when it's red. 😒
July 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just saw a truck run a red, then scold tourists for being in the street when it's red. 😒
It's 2025. Nobody, I repeat NOBODY, is noticing your car alarm and coming to the rescue. Let's retire this technology.
July 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's 2025. Nobody, I repeat NOBODY, is noticing your car alarm and coming to the rescue. Let's retire this technology.
Reposted by Alex Sramek
This particular panel from Calvin and Hobbes has never felt more relevant to me than now.
July 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This particular panel from Calvin and Hobbes has never felt more relevant to me than now.
Reposted by Alex Sramek
“America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.”
— Jon Ossoff
— Jon Ossoff
July 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.”
— Jon Ossoff
— Jon Ossoff