Old Joke:

Engineer (or Scientist), at a hotel, wakes up at 2am. Trash can is on fire. Gets water from the bathroom, puts out fire.

Next night, wakes up at 2am. Trash can is on fire. Thinks about the water, realizes he's solved this problem before, goes to sleep, burns to death.

Get ICE out of your neighborhood using this one simple trick...

Will do, thanks!

App also sent me to the wrong stop and I watched my bus go past.

Also an announcement underground recommends you use the app. There is no signal underground.

I once got rejected in under an hour in the middle of the night on Saturday.

While it's possible someone on the recruiting team is burning the midnight oil, it left a bad taste.

"I think you mean ventilation duct or security camera."

"Oh that's right, thanks ChatGPT! What are the credentials for someone who wants to install a ventilation duct or security camera?"

"Each of those has different credentials. For a security camera....."

Or with a screwdriver and a ladder.

Dear ChatGPT, I need to install a new ventilation camera in the server closet.

Trump had an *extremely* light resume.

"Hey CHATGPT, should we allow Sneaky McSusFace into the secure area? He says he's trustworthy."

- "I've summed up everything about the project below. It's all ready to go. Are we good to move forward?"
- "Can you put some time on my calendar?"

Checking in from Mamdanistan, is this final?!?!

Of all the people I never want to talk to on the phone, Kevin O'Leary is probably in the top 10.

Whatever gets him out of town, I'm not picky.

Though if we're looking at misery-based stretch goals, can we get him a layover in CDG or something?

I got some Amtrak points.