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Feeling seen by the Oxford Uni job portal
September 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Feeling seen by the Oxford Uni job portal
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"I asked ChatGPT-" well I asked my mom to pick me up from this conversation
June 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"I asked ChatGPT-" well I asked my mom to pick me up from this conversation
discovery: crewing a show you have never seen before with a company you have never worked with before, coming in with no rehearsal on opening night is a) doable wih an excellent stage manager, b) fun!
May 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
discovery: crewing a show you have never seen before with a company you have never worked with before, coming in with no rehearsal on opening night is a) doable wih an excellent stage manager, b) fun!
(with the voice of someone who has watched all 9 available episodes of s2 in a single day) god, andor's good isn't it
May 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(with the voice of someone who has watched all 9 available episodes of s2 in a single day) god, andor's good isn't it
observation: lesbian/queer dating apps are about seven thousand times friendlier than hetero dating apps. or alternatively, I am much hotter than I thought I was. whichever theory you prefer.
May 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
observation: lesbian/queer dating apps are about seven thousand times friendlier than hetero dating apps. or alternatively, I am much hotter than I thought I was. whichever theory you prefer.
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![Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone.
BECKY [on phone]:
Yeah, hiya...
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BECKY:
Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs.
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BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]:
Sorry what was your name again?
4
[Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.]
PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility
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BECKY
Sorry -
Your name is Easter…?
PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre.
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VICKY:
Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs.
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Sorry love, what’s your name?
BECKY:
Becky
PAGAN GODDESS:
Well, Vicky -
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PAGAN GODDESS:
If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here -
TEENAGE BOY:
Muuum…
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PAGAN GODDESS:
….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too!
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!
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BECKY:
You mean… Jesus…?
PAGAN GODDESS:
I mean shagging, Vicky.
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4?
TEENAGE BOY:
MUUUUM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiei7pigtocoghwiww3vhhm4lj2os2ifvc7yzggcj7jn6gresjpdkq@jpeg)
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It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times
there is nothing so humbling to a former languages student as suddenly needing to give directions to some lost tourists
April 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
there is nothing so humbling to a former languages student as suddenly needing to give directions to some lost tourists
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final push to reach our goal!! not far to go, if you have anything spare it's much appreciated:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Help raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charities
Iʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.
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December 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
final push to reach our goal!! not far to go, if you have anything spare it's much appreciated:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
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I'm declaring monday the day of tiny donations!! if you've got an extra quid, now is the moment!!
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Help raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charities
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www.justgiving.com
December 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I'm declaring monday the day of tiny donations!! if you've got an extra quid, now is the moment!!
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
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Here it is! My #12GaysOfChristmas video this year: youtu.be/0_QeF14px58?...
White Winter Hymnal - 12 Gays of Christmas charity cover
YouTube video by Meg Birch
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Here it is! My #12GaysOfChristmas video this year: youtu.be/0_QeF14px58?...
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Christian Horner is asked about Toto Wolff's "yappy little terrier" comment, and talks about how he used to have terriers and they're great dogs.
"Is it so bad? Not afraid to have a go at the big dogs ... I'd rather be a terrier than a wolf maybe!" #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
"Is it so bad? Not afraid to have a go at the big dogs ... I'd rather be a terrier than a wolf maybe!" #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 6, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Christian Horner is asked about Toto Wolff's "yappy little terrier" comment, and talks about how he used to have terriers and they're great dogs.
"Is it so bad? Not afraid to have a go at the big dogs ... I'd rather be a terrier than a wolf maybe!" #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
"Is it so bad? Not afraid to have a go at the big dogs ... I'd rather be a terrier than a wolf maybe!" #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
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naturally, my first post here is going to be plugging #12gaysofchristmas 🎄 do we even do hashtags over here??*
just set up the donation page so if you want to be the very first supporter you CAN: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
*speaking as if all my hashtag use for years hasn't been ironic
just set up the donation page so if you want to be the very first supporter you CAN: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
*speaking as if all my hashtag use for years hasn't been ironic
Help raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charities
Iʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.
www.justgiving.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:58 PM
naturally, my first post here is going to be plugging #12gaysofchristmas 🎄 do we even do hashtags over here??*
just set up the donation page so if you want to be the very first supporter you CAN: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
*speaking as if all my hashtag use for years hasn't been ironic
just set up the donation page so if you want to be the very first supporter you CAN: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
*speaking as if all my hashtag use for years hasn't been ironic